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2006-04-15, 23:52
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Happy Birthday Def!!
Have a good one man! wherever you are, come visit soon. 
Cheers old schooler!  
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2006-04-16, 00:01
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Drunken Yeti God
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That guy sucks. Fuck him
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-04-16, 00:04
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Toast-whore
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Happy birthday you forum ditching bastard!!
Get drunk dood!
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible  |
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2006-04-16, 00:04
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Life is pain.
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FUCK YOU DEF!
:happy birthday:
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2006-04-16, 00:05
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Senior Metalhead
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When I became a member, I hadn't viewed the forums for a while, so at first I didn't know he had left. Then I saw his last few posts and, well, yeah. It's a shame he's no longer around here, but hell, memories of his drunken rants and noob bashings will always linger in my mind with a hint of pleasant stinch.
Wherever you are, you cunning bastard, Happy fuckin' Birthday.
I'll blast some Pantera for ya.
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2006-04-16, 00:05
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I am a tax on the world..
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Does he have a birthday the site doesn't know about?
either way.... you horse's arse.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-04-16, 00:39
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Im a quadraplegic.
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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2006-04-16, 00:43
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Noob lud
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Where ever he is, i'm sure hes pounded a few beers by now.
Have a good one man
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2006-04-16, 01:04
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Post-whore
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Happy Birthday Def-fx. You fucking cunt. |
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2006-04-16, 01:30
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Crusher of Skulls
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT YOU ABSENT RAN MINDED CUNT FOOL!!!!!!
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ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2006-04-16, 01:53
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ah the best blurry dutchie to ever walk the earth
go ffuck your girlfreind in a blurry drunken haze mother trucker
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2006-04-16, 01:56
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Post-whore
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To the man who has banned more people than once thought possible
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Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.
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2006-04-16, 02:32
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slack as fuck
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have a good one
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-04-16, 02:43
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Up yours, birthday.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-04-16, 04:42
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Your avatar will linger in our minds!
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2006-04-16, 08:28
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Die Young.
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Def was the Netherland's hommie word straihgt up G banger. He's the only mod which didn't mind the spit versus the swallow.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-04-16, 08:48
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2006-04-16, 09:00
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a good one Def!
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My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
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2006-04-16, 09:11
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MTPD! I wish I could count the times you suspended me. I still love you anyways  Enjoy, this is your day. |
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2006-04-16, 09:26
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Not really. John had more. Here is the current table of bannings to date:
Chris Rezendes: 14
johnmansley: 33
nomad: 9
Father Death: 11
Def: 32
Nihilist: 12
far_beyond_sane: 16
MetalThrashingMad: 24
PST 88: 11
Darko: 7
powersofterror: 13
Cloaca: 13
Tattered: 3
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2006-04-16, 09:31
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-04-16, 09:38
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Dog farts
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oh yeah I forgot to say happy birthday Ed, hahahaha
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2006-04-16, 10:50
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Happy birthday Def! Come back one day |
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2006-04-16, 12:08
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Happy Birthday Def! Hope your having a great time on your birthday getting wrecked!
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R.I.P. Mieszko Talarczyk
1974 - 2004
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2006-04-16, 12:40
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Have a good one
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2006-04-16, 12:59
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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koud bier voor jou, vriend!
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2006-04-16, 15:09
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happy birthday man
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There are two kinds of peoble in this world, those who like me and those who can go to hell
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2006-04-16, 16:03
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HES BAAACK
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happy b day!!
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2006-04-17, 03:11
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Damn, I'm coming up fast.
Hope you had a good one, Ed. Throw some Heinie bottles at some children at play.
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2006-04-17, 10:43
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thanks you bunch of cumbuckets!!!
getting older sure makes your head hurt!!!
I received 17 different kinds of beer for my birthday, haha. That's basically all the gifts that I got, booze and money. what else does a man need to survive at my age ohyeah, a hot chick, I got that part covered as well. 
I am surprised to see someone broke my ban record, guess John finally caught up with me during my absence.  Ah well. I still hold the suspension record by far
Everything is just peachy over here, I've been pretty damn busy lately with my study and the band, we're recording our (second) split cd at the end of may, I wonder how that turns out. We got shows planned untill november so it's all good! we're still taking it easy though, no more then two shows a month, we don't have the time for more. Plus we're starting to get old, goddamn, it's all downhill after 20!
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2006-04-17, 10:50
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hav a good one
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i dont play metal, i play wood
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2006-04-17, 11:45
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Happy birthday, mate! Here's to England v Holland at some point this summer
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Album of the day:
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2006-04-17, 12:04
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have a good one
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2006-04-17, 15:25
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Not really. John had more. Here is the current table of bannings to date:
Chris Rezendes: 14
johnmansley: 33
nomad: 9
Father Death: 11
Def: 32
Nihilist: 12
far_beyond_sane: 16
MetalThrashingMad: 24
PST 88: 11
Darko: 7
powersofterror: 13
Cloaca: 13
Tattered: 3
The Doctor: 2
xdislexicx: 1
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Damn I'm towards the top half already.... shows what a good mod I am.
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