share good pranks.

my favourite one is the one I just tried with a buddy.heehehehee.

get an egg, draw a happy face on it. get a paper, heehee, write the folowing:

Helo. I am an egg. I need a home. please take good care of me. My first owners
home number is (frends phone number).

Put it one a persons doorstep, ring the doorbell, run like wind into a bush!
When did this they didnt take my egg in. oh well.

how is that a good prank?

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it was fuking hilarious

Because you put an egg on someone's doorstep?

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Get an idiots IP address off Metaltabs.com

Post it incessantly in the #alt.hack IRC channel.

Laugh.

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here's a simple one, you tell your friend that you're gonna dump bucket of water on a guy's head and tell him what to do. so you sit besides a 2nd or 3rd story window, you get the friend to walk someone past the window, then when they walk past, you throw the bucket down soaking both people with water. at least they think its water, but you know its a actually few pieces of shit thats been soaking in there overnight.

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i forgot to mention that while your friends are soaking in shit-water, you run out the back door as fast as you can.

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here is a good one.......
call up someone's house, claim to be the water department and say you were doing work in the area and that you wanna make sure their water is running okay. so tell them to go flush the toilet, when they do, run by their house and pelt it with eggs.....

hilarious..........

or, for those of you who are in school and wanna humiliate someone, call of their house, ask for the parents, say you are the school principal, and say that their son was suspended for masterbating in the bathroom

simple. funny.

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that's is so far the best one yet. the others suck.
all i can think of is the usual ones, like,
putting sugar in the gas tank of a car, or writing stupid
words in the lawn with gasoline. maybe taking all the numbers
off all the lockers in the main hallway at school, (never mind, that's
a thousand lockers, too much work ). oh, here's a PERFECT one
for at work in an office area:
ok, how the numbers on a telephone start:
123
456
789
and the numbers on a keyboard are:
789
456
123
what you do is switch the top row and the bottom row of numbers
on the keyboard so it reads like a telephone, and the person won't realise
the difference
ex. pushing 7 on the keypad would really be pushing 1 and so on
my mom did this to her boss(they prank each other all the time), she did
this as he was writing important # information on the computer
he had no clue what was going on!

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Fuck you guys are morons. Damn moron kids.

Pranks shouldn't be about making someone pay hundreds of dollars to fix the damage, or spend hours trying to clean up. Have you ever had your house egged? You know how fucking long it takes to get that shit off?? Or do you have ANY idea what sugar in a gas tank will do?

"ahahaha, i'm 14 and i fucked up his car for good! I'm ALMOST as bad as fred durst!! yay, i'm such a bad boy. Now maybe i can finally grow some hair on my chest!!! yay!!!"

Jesus christ. Pranks USED to be funny because even the one receiving this joke or prank would laugh......now it's all about how much damage someone can cause.

Classic Pranks:
-Woopy cushion
-plastic fly in someone's drink
-spilling fake or disappearing ink on someone's shirt.

These are the good funny pranks. All the shit mentionned so far has been stupid and retarded.....and can have some serious consequences just to bring you pre-teens 5 minutes of excitement in your ridalin filled world.

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dude,..take it easy, man
nobody specified what kinda pranks they should do
i know what sugar does to a gas tank too, but that
doesn't mean i've done it before, setting the keyboard
is not an evil take up the hole work day thing either, it took
about 30 seconds for him to figure it out. and i have a woopie cusion
i bring it to school sometimes. the only reason to use those bad ones
is for grudges against people, the only prank i do 24/7 is sneak up behind someone
and scare the fuck out of em, makeing them jump really high

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For evil nasty paedophile nasty perverts:
Match powder in a floppy disk, nail varnish on it, and send it to em. Catches fire inside computer heheh Never done it though.

Other pranks: Fish inside a pillow case, frozen foam block in backpack, pouring sugarwater and an ant farm through letterbox. I can't remember any more... brain is dead.

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AAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRCCCCHHHIIIIISSSSSTTTSSSSS CCCOOOOOOOOOOOKBOOOOOOOOOOK!

Noble people working tirelesly for a generation of fucked uop twatlettuces

~I love the ACB

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I love that. It is good. well done goodie poopys fuckin traffic cones on doorstep fucking coke fuck up ranch brain

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you shouls try the banana thing with the 15 pounds of banana = 3 to 4 cigareettes

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or shredded eraser in the end of a cigg... tastes like shit apparently. Like nobbulus doormongers in a caravan with steak rotting in the toilet.

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Clingfilm across the toilet, which is pretty much classic

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but dude, that would suck. the person would like, get piss all over the place.

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would'nt it feel wierd to sit on plastic wrap?

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i assume the clingfilm would be wedged under the toilet seat so you wouldn't sit on it.

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heh noone's mentioned the good old 'disassemble a guy's car and reassemble it inside a weird place, ie his house
*shrugs*

one I like to do that doesnt cause damage but is fun is you jack up the wheels of a car (front wheel car you jack up the front rear wheel drive you jack up the rear) tehn you block the car up so that the wheels are just off the ground then take the jack out and stand back and watch. The less the person knows about cars the better did it to one friend and she called a tow truck right away she told the guy that she would pu thte car in drive and it wouldnt move the guy came looked under the car and said the car doesnt move because the wheels are not touching the ground

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