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Old 2006-04-08, 02:01
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Death Clock Metalocalypse

That new show is coming in August..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7t3qKLVaDk
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Old 2006-04-08, 02:08
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holy crap i was going to make a thread about this an hour ago or so

wow

anyways this will rule
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Old 2006-04-08, 02:58
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yea i saw a commercial for it last night. youtube is down right now, but the commercial had finntroll and shit in it. looked pretty promising.
 
Old 2006-04-08, 03:01
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Old 2006-04-08, 03:10
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Old 2006-04-08, 03:39
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Death metal....animated...grocery store called "Finntrolls"...I'm almost sold.


What channel is this going to be on in the US? Comedy Central? I want to know to see if it will play here.
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Old 2006-04-08, 03:45
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Apparently it's airing on some channel called "adult swim".
 
Old 2006-04-08, 03:46
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adult swim = late night carton network programming. family guy, robot chicken, etc ... offbeat comedy


this is an animated series about european metalheads
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Old 2006-04-08, 03:51
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hmm..maybe our "Comedy Network" will gobble it up...haha, although it looks kind of stupid.
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Old 2006-04-08, 04:58
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You're all going to hate this ... but ...


James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett contributed voices to it.





yeah.




Its like if someone told you to think of a hot tanned girl with erect nipples covered in warm oil and then told you to think about a fat hairy guy in a tub of milk.




I'm still probably going to watch the show religiously.
 
Old 2006-04-08, 05:47
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i know how i am going to spend my august nights
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Old 2006-04-08, 05:50
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James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett contributed voices to it.



GAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Old 2006-04-08, 16:36
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Dethklok is a Norwegian heavy metal band. They are incredibly talented and insanely popular. But Nathan Explosion, William “Murderface,” Skwisgaar Swigelf, Toki Wartooth and Pickles are also stupid… dangerously stupid. No matter what they do, be it playing sold-out festival gigs or going to the grocery store, Dethklok leaves a path of destruction and murder behind. The series Death Clock Metalocalypse will debut in August. Brendon Small, known as for his role as Brendon Small on the Adult Swim series Home Movies, and Tommy Blacha are co-creators and executive producers. Mark Hamill joins Small and Blacha on the voice cast. James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica make guest appearances. Blacha and Small also write and perform Dethklok’s extensive oeuvre of heavy metal music for the show. The series is being produced at Titmouse, Inc. in Los Angeles. Twenty episodes have been ordered.
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Old 2006-04-08, 16:41
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DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE???
GONNA GET SOME MILK!!!

That looks thoroughly retarded. I will definitely watch it anyway.
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Old 2006-04-08, 17:04
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European metalheads? That's us? Haroooooga...
I would definetly like to have a food library called Finntrolls though.
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Old 2006-04-08, 18:47
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Do you Euro's call it a Food Library?
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-08, 19:37
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Old 2006-04-08, 20:41
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Adult Swim is pretty much the only basic cable shit I watch, other than the occasional comdey central standup or movie, so I'm definitely looking forward to this.
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Old 2006-04-08, 20:55
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anyone know anything about the show length? 15 mins?
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Old 2006-04-08, 21:44
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Haha, I love how the drummer says "douchbags".
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Old 2006-04-08, 22:17
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Do you Euro's call it a Food Library?


I'm going to beat someone to a cripple if I ever hear someone call it that way..
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Old 2006-04-10, 15:30
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this show caught my eye as well as the trailer for the barbarian dude (i forget names). All the scenes shown in the trailer are of him killing someone in a gruesome way, it looks hysterical.
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Old 2006-04-11, 00:18
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Hells yeah, that looks great. I am so watching that when it airs.
 
Old 2006-04-17, 04:33
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Old 2006-04-17, 04:51
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Old 2006-04-17, 04:57
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I will watch this. I am so glad my brother got a hacked satellite receiver, now with 700+ channels, but all I'll be watching is this during the summer... and porn.

and it was "Scream for the cream".

Though it's probably going to give metalheads bad rep in a sense due to the large uneducated masses, I won't give a fuck, at least metal gets exposed with humor rather than with the hateful and scornful bullshit it gets covered on TV with(ie: jackasses blaming music or video games for Columbine or some other shit, etc.).
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Old 2006-04-17, 05:11
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ahhh that food library shit is the best
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Old 2006-04-17, 06:04
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Sounds good. As BB said, Comedy Network should get it. And about Kirk and James, couldnt be as bad as Dave on Duck Dodgers.
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Old 2006-04-17, 10:54
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thats awsome
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Old 2006-04-17, 11:06
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also there all playing gibsons
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Old 2006-04-17, 12:15
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http://www.brendonsmall.com/media.html

At the bottom, new Death Clock theme.



Also, from Wiki:

"The show is basically about a (half-American/half Norwegian) metal band that is about a million times bigger than the Beatles. But a million times more dangerous and a millions times more stupid. This show promises violent murder. Violent violent murder. And metal."
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."

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Old 2006-04-17, 14:24
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The band

Inspired by...?

Frederik Thordendal (Meshuggah)
Devy (SYL & others)
Pete Steele (Type O Negative)
Geezer Butler (Sabbath)
Jesper Stromblad (In Flames)

Although it could really be anyone, I suppose... all those ugly motherfuckers look same.
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Old 2006-05-11, 14:28
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Old 2006-05-11, 14:34
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this looks badass. its probably gonna have that spinal tap type humor.
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Old 2006-08-02, 02:48
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The name is Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Skw·IS·gar Skw·IG·elf). I was born in Sweden, but now Im the fastest, most extremely skilled metal shredder of the entire planet, Earth. Toki Wartooth is second best. The only thing more brutal than my ego, is my GODLY guitar skill. Dethklok is my band, and it is the heaviest and most deadliest force this pathetic rock Earth has offered. Music to me, is not art. Art is stupid. There is only food and death. So music is both food and death. Every day I wake up, I drink beer, eat a live cow or baby (which ever is closest in reach), shred my guitar, and sleep with women... and drink more beer, and kill life with Dethklok. I use Gibson guitars (my Gibson Explorer), Krank amplifiers(Krankenstein), Line 6 pedals, and Elixir strings.
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Old 2006-08-02, 07:26
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Should be bad ass. Brandon Small is actually a very good guitarist. I wonder who does the drums?
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Sounds good. As BB said, Comedy Network should get it. And about Kirk and James, couldnt be as bad as Dave on Duck Dodgers.


Don't you downtalk that!

I sincerely hope that it somehow finds it way to Scandinavia... I'm moving into an appartment with cable TV.
Let us all give praise to FBS for bringing the enlighment of this show to us, and keep him in our remembrance, whenever we have a cup of coffe with cream on.
Tell me, those you listed as the inspirations for the characters - are they also the ones who're doing the playing?
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Old 2006-08-02, 20:18
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The name is Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Skw·IS·gar Skw·IG·elf). I was born in Sweden, but now Im the fastest, most extremely skilled metal shredder of the entire planet, Earth. Toki Wartooth is second best. The only thing more brutal than my ego, is my GODLY guitar skill. Dethklok is my band, and it is the heaviest and most deadliest force this pathetic rock Earth has offered. Music to me, is not art. Art is stupid. There is only food and death. So music is both food and death. Every day I wake up, I drink beer, eat a live cow or baby (which ever is closest in reach), shred my guitar, and sleep with women... and drink more beer, and kill life with Dethklok. I use Gibson guitars (my Gibson Explorer), Krank amplifiers(Krankenstein), Line 6 pedals, and Elixir strings.


This gives me hope.

I knew that fucker looked like Devin.
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Old 2006-08-03, 01:04
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Don't you downtalk that!

I sincerely hope that it somehow finds it way to Scandinavia... I'm moving into an appartment with cable TV.
Let us all give praise to FBS for bringing the enlighment of this show to us, and keep him in our remembrance, whenever we have a cup of coffe with cream on.
Tell me, those you listed as the inspirations for the characters - are they also the ones who're doing the playing?

if you are talking about them playing the instruments, then no, the creator brendon smalls, and the co-creator do all the playing
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Old 2006-08-03, 01:10
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When does the show air in August? I am so gonna watch it.
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Old 2006-08-03, 12:54
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When does the show air in August? I am so gonna watch it.


Soon! For some reason, August 6th comes to mind.

For those of you like me who live overseas, I will no doubt be getting copies of the shows as soon as humanly possible.
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Old 2006-08-03, 15:10
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FBS just check youtube/google video etc. i betsomeone will upload it for a few days before it gets pulled

anyways it airs this sunday at 1145 EST
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Old 2006-08-03, 15:28
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ya'll youl watch korgoth
heres a teaser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPXH...&search=korgoth

they have the first episode on youtube in 3 parts
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Old 2006-08-07, 03:48
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Hahaha I'm watching it now, it's pretty funny.....
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Old 2006-08-07, 03:55
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that shit fuckin rocked!! can't wait until next week
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Old 2006-08-07, 03:56
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It is pretty funny, but way too short. The singer has to be based on corpsegrinder Fisher, ha. I couldn't understand a damn thing they were saying though.....
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Old 2006-08-07, 03:59
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fucking funny as hell
 
Old 2006-08-07, 04:01
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You have to compliment the writers, they deifnately know their metal. The cannibal corpse references in the grocery store were hilarious.
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Old 2006-08-07, 04:05
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hahahah yeah
HAMMER SMASHED FACE... Aisle 3.

i like the end
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Old 2006-08-07, 07:27
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my favourite parts. i mean, norwegian death metal, cannibal corpse jokes, and a flying citadel. yes. i believe i will keep turning my tv on for this.
 
Old 2006-08-07, 10:31
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has anyone seens episode two on youtube yet? It's hilarious.
Search for the preview. The first three parts are the first episode.
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Old 2006-08-07, 17:04
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DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE? REAL COFFEE?

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Old 2006-08-07, 17:33
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Sounds like ATHF.

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Old 2006-08-07, 17:41
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I watched all the youtube videos, pretty entertaining show.
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Old 2006-08-07, 17:54
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That show rules! The music slays too!
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Old 2006-08-07, 20:20
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It had some good parts. Too short, though. I was kind of hoping for more satire - but they're signed for 20 episodes, aren't they?
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Old 2006-08-07, 21:09
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you could, if not still, view the whole episde on adult swim's website
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Old 2006-08-08, 10:19
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Old 2006-08-09, 01:28
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Old 2006-08-09, 14:37
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Old 2006-08-14, 03:55
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that new one was fuckin killer.
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Old 2006-08-14, 03:57
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Old 2006-08-14, 03:57
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fuck yeah .......................mermaid..........er!
 
Old 2006-08-14, 04:07
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I want to see more of Korgoth, that first episode was pretty damn good.
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Old 2006-08-14, 06:27
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ohhhh, that beginning can't be beaten. and i love the tracks. good stuff.
 
Old 2006-08-15, 00:07
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you can get the 2 first episodes + music tracks in this torrent

Metalocalypse Pack
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Old 2006-08-15, 01:05
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Old 2006-08-15, 01:42
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this has to be the best show ever.
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Old 2006-08-15, 01:47
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last nights episode was lame imo
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Old 2006-08-15, 03:10
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Metalocalypse Pack


Same thing on TorrentSpy
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Old 2006-08-15, 07:39
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last nights episode was lame imo

I thought it wasn't as good as the first one until I saw it again today. It was much better the second time seeing it.
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Old 2006-08-15, 07:40
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i think the second one was awesome, especially the opening thing with the horse and the members dying : )
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Old 2006-08-15, 13:15
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i think the second one was awesome, especially the opening thing with the horse and the members dying : )
I love how the producer just tripped on his first step and cracked his head open.
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Old 2006-08-15, 14:01
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"It's metal. For fish."


"Fish don't have no good metal to listen to."
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Old 2006-08-15, 21:22
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mermaider, the mermaid murderer was br00tal!
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Old 2006-08-16, 18:22
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has any one figured out how to play the solo for the "duncan hills" coffee song?
 
Old 2006-08-16, 19:00
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epsiode 2 was about music for fish right?
 
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has any one figured out how to play the solo for the "duncan hills" coffee song?

yeah that was a kinda sweet solo.
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Old 2006-08-16, 22:37
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There should be a Dethklok tab section. Then tell that to Brendon Small, i'm pretty sure he's gonna talk about it in one of his shows. Maybe he also gonna add a couple of jokes about Transient. Who knows
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Old 2006-08-17, 07:12
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I found some guitar pro tabs, but I can use those, so that sucks.
 
Old 2006-08-19, 19:28
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you can watch the new episode on adult swim fix. its pretty badass.
 
Old 2006-08-21, 06:52
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The new one tonight kicked ass... I don't think they are capable of a crappy episode.
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Old 2006-08-21, 08:45
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i loved the brutal bday present!!
"NOOOOOOTTHHHHHINNNG!!!!!"
 
Old 2006-08-21, 15:47
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Ha! What about the beginning. Muderface playing slap bass with the cock. He even does some lil triplet slaps with it. That shit was hilarious. That birthday song fucking slays too!
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Old 2006-08-21, 16:10
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i thought that episode sucked. the 2nd one was way better.

however, i agree. "NOOOOOOTHHHHHING" was pretty hilarious.
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I hate how the shows are so damn short. How can they even get away with that shit.

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Old 2006-08-21, 18:05
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yea it sucks they are so short. kinda makes me think of music...older albums were usually fairly long..then in recent years people were putting out whole albums that were about half an hour ...slackers.

dr rockso was pretty funny too
 
Old 2006-08-21, 21:21
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The band

Inspired by...?

Frederik Thordendal (Meshuggah)
Devy (SYL & others)
Pete Steele (Type O Negative)
Geezer Butler (Sabbath)
Jesper Stromblad (In Flames)

Although it could really be anyone, I suppose... all those ugly motherfuckers look same.


According to the Dethklok MySpace site, the inital character designs were inspired by actual heavy metal artists.

* Skwisgaar Skwigelf – Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
* Toki Wartooth – Peter Tagtgren (Hypocrisy)
* William Murderface – Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath)
* Pickles the Drummer – Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
* Nathan Explosion – George Fisher (Cannibal Corpse)

I was mostly wrong.
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Old 2006-08-21, 21:53
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Eh, you got Geezer and Devy, and I got Corpsegrinder (Dyldo will back me up on that). And I doubt either of us would've gotten Laiho (maybe if he'd made out with another guy), leaving only the shame of not recognizing Tagtren. Which is unbearable. Excuse me as I fall on my sword.
 
Old 2006-08-22, 10:33
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My picks for the guitarists are closer to the real characters.

But fucking fuck it, I should have got Fisher.

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(Anyone got an Episode 3 torrent?)
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Old 2006-08-22, 12:00
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Old 2006-08-22, 19:44
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im not reading all 5 pages of posts here, but does anyone know what channel this is on? Teletoon or Comedy... or something else i dont have?? That preview in the first post was awesome
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Cartoon Network.

You can also watch the episodes on youtube and adultswim.com
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im not reading all 5 pages of posts here, but does anyone know what channel this is on? Teletoon or Comedy... or something else i dont have?? That preview in the first post was awesome



Yah, us Canad's are fucked for watching it on TV...right now anyways.
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Cartoon Network.

You can also watch the episodes on youtube and adultswim.com



Adultswim.com says "Viewing available in continental US only" What the hell's the point of that?? Oh well, i watched it on youtube, it was pretty cool
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Adultswim.com says "Viewing available in continental US only" What the hell's the point of that?? Oh well, i watched it on youtube, it was pretty cool


yea i forgot to mention that when i read the other posts before. it is pretty weak....luckily its on youtube as well.
 
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Yeah, it's good that the episodes are short enough to be put on YouTube.

I just found out Mark Hamill is part of the voice cast...how awesome is that?
 
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why did they put them all in parts? can you find one of a whole episode so i dont have to screw around looking for the next part of the show?
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