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So I shit my pants today.

2006-04-06, 18:29

Cunty Shunt

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So I shit my pants today.

I was in Psych lecture today and didn't want to let one rip. I attempted to let it slip out softly, but my ass had other plans. It wasn't a full on shit, rather a large squirt, but it got the job done. Luckily the class was almost over so I didn't have to sit in shitty underwear for 50 minutes. After the class was done I went to the bathroom and threw my soiled boxers in the garbage. It was both scary, but funny at the same time.

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2006-04-06, 18:34

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2006-04-06, 18:35

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Haha the only thing better than shitting yourself in school is the fact that you feel the need to come onto a forum on the internet and tell everyone about it

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2006-04-06, 18:41

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.

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