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2006-04-06, 18:29
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
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So I shit my pants today.
I was in Psych lecture today and didn't want to let one rip. I attempted to let it slip out softly, but my ass had other plans. It wasn't a full on shit, rather a large squirt, but it got the job done. Luckily the class was almost over so I didn't have to sit in shitty underwear for 50 minutes. After the class was done I went to the bathroom and threw my soiled boxers in the garbage. It was both scary, but funny at the same time.
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2006-04-06, 18:34
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Metal As Fuck!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: LR AR
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OMG!
LMMFAO!!!
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2006-04-06, 18:35
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Drunken Yeti God
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
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Haha the only thing better than shitting yourself in school is the fact that you feel the need to come onto a forum on the internet and tell everyone about it 
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-04-06, 18:41
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I am a tax on the world..
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: pizza with a shit on it!
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What are you fucking 12?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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