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Happy Birthday to my hero! FBS!!!!!!
hehe You're a trip, dude. Hope you have a lovely birthday. If you were here I'd pinch your cheeks and plant a big ole toothless smooch on your ear.
lol I had to edit cuz I spelled birthday wrong. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Wow. Didn't know when his birthday was. I deserve a 'pankin'.
Happy Birthday you God of Assholienism. Lord of Uncomprimising Wit. Master of Brutal Reality. Genius of Linguistic Art. Omnipotent King of Insultive Creativity. And so on and so forth. I will light a candle for you. And hack off its genitalia.
Hail! Rejoice! For on this day, the Antichrist was born!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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you are the most misearble cuntbag i have ever had the opportunity to get yelled at by, thanks for everything, you smegma-filled, jacobs ladder of a human being. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Happy birthday you insane bastard!!
Im getting drunk tonight, you better be aswell
Have a goodun buddy!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hey, slobbering netizen fucks!
I was out for a walk today (buying beer, no less) when I happened upon something that I only see once in a blue moon...
...An apartment complex with a bunch of fucking idiots living in it.
Why idiots?
They hadn't collected their phonebooks. After I wiped the drool off my chin, I decided that it was fate and providence and that they must have been a late birthday present for me.
A few midnight trips later, I am the proud owner of TWENTY brand new phonebooks . They make an interesting addition to the room.
As one does in these situations, I poured a glass of wine and got down to some serious celebrating.
Happy Fucking Birthday!
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That's great!!! Of all things.
See? Someone is looking down on you after all. Unless it was the phone company that had it planned and there's a wire hooked to it to track down the mysterious phone book thief.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Hey, slobbering netizen fucks!
I was out for a walk today (buying beer, no less) when I happened upon something that I only see once in a blue moon...
...An apartment complex with a bunch of fucking idiots living in it.
Why idiots?
They hadn't collected their phonebooks. After I wiped the drool off my chin, I decided that it was fate and providence and that they must have been a late birthday present for me.
A few midnight trips later, I am the proud owner of TWENTY brand new phonebooks . They make an interesting addition to the room.
As one does in these situations, I poured a glass of wine and got down to some serious celebrating.
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sounds like a fun time, i havent had a night of drunken fun in ages.
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I know I'm late, but I hope I can manage to forgive you for having been born on the wrong day.
Congrats to having survived all manner of insulted emo-kids and heart-broken chicks sa far!
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