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2006-03-29, 18:27
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2006-03-29, 18:36
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Necrobutcher. What? That's not a real name? OK then, Glen Benton. Or Ramses, God of War.
More sanely, you could just give the kid a normal name such as John. Or Chuck.
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2006-03-29, 18:41
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Yeah you dont want him to have a brutal name them him listen to rap
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2006-03-29, 18:43
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Brutal?
chuck norris
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2006-03-29, 18:45
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Or if the kid's going to be a librarian, just Norris.
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2006-03-29, 18:46
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How about Peter like the bass player from Opeth.
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2006-03-29, 18:47
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I was thinking Ralph Machio (the karate kid) lol
Or Maybe Randy Wylde
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I think Lucifer would be too obvious.
Dagon, Cthulhu, or Leviathan as well.
But Antichrist? Subtle as hell.
That's my vote.
On a more serious note, just take a name that doesn't sound too "FABULOUS!!!". You know, something with a traditional sense of manliness and attitude. Like Jack...or Dave...or Ballcrusher McGee.
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Dave, Matthew, Lucas(okay maybe not so grim) Adrian...how about Lucifer?
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2006-03-29, 19:23
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2006-03-29, 19:24
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2006-03-29, 19:27
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Saul or Vlad (the Impaler).
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I don't know why you want to name it a brutal evil name... but in that case I'd go with Damien for sure.
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I second that.
I know a guy who recently had a boy and he named it Damien.
What about Trollhammaren?
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2006-03-29, 19:48
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uhh, What if it's a girl?
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2006-03-29, 19:50
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I'm guessing his wife had an ultrasound and that was determined.
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2006-03-29, 19:51
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Nothing could be more evil than a French name. It doesn't matter which, though the more feminine it sounds to English-speaking ears the better.
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2006-03-29, 19:56
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Haha, in that matter, name him Gaspard!
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we had an ultrasound done and its definetly a little metal head. I like Leviathan for a middle name. Thanks for all the suggestions please drop some more...
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2006-03-29, 20:26
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call him alexi
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2006-03-29, 20:28
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he said evil not queer
hah.
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2006-03-29, 20:33
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2006-03-29, 20:36
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2006-03-29, 20:40
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2006-03-29, 20:46
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how bout jon like jon donais from shadows fall
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2006-03-29, 21:06
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if you have any idea's on some evil, satanic, or some brutal names that I can put together I'd greatly appreciate it.
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Read the Bible, that thing is laden with evil people....'cept for Jesus, he was good apparently.
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2006-03-29, 21:07
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^yea thats immediately what pops in my head when i hear the name john.
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2006-03-29, 21:43
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Wasn't Judas the one who betrayed Jesus in the Bible, if so, then that could work. Just don't pick something so ridiculous that the kid gets ridiculed for it throughout his life and ends up hating you for it.
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Yeah, that's why I still think Damien's a good one. It's a regular name, but still maintaining it's 'evil'.
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2006-03-29, 22:10
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Name Chart Kill Death Pain Evil MOnster
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all you have to do is fill out the chart and whatever sounds the most evil is the best (pretty fricking clever huh?)
P.S. i'm just kidding, name your child Damien cuz that duz sound pretty cool
(is that from iced earth)
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oh dude, Johnmansley is right Ramses is the owningest name ive ever heard
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2006-03-29, 22:32
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ill agree, being a fan of nile.
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2006-03-29, 23:03
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derek, or vlad, or rex, lol
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When and if I have a kid I am making sure he learns guitar and is also a jock so he is really popular and cool and so he can also hang with the musicians, I wish I was raised all sporty and shit cos all I care about is hooking up at parties ahahaha and he is NOT gonna be a fucken nerd I swear to god I'd disown him
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When and if I have a kid I am making sure he learns guitar and is also a jock so he is really popular and cool and so he can also hang with the musicians, I wish I was raised all sporty and shit cos all I care about is hooking up at parties ahahaha and he is NOT gonna be a fucken nerd I swear to god I'd disown him
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hahahahahahaha!!! do you really wish you had grown up sporty??
i thought you didnt like the jocks??
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Or that.
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2006-03-29, 23:17
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Life is pain.
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Call him Donnie that name is brutal [Darko]
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2006-03-29, 23:54
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Damien is cool because it's the name of the fallen priest in the Exorcist.
What's your last name? That might help us think of shit that flows nicely.
I think you should use "Schuldiner" as a middle name though.
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What about Trollhammaren?
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Haha, that would be awesome.
Give him a cool Viking name.
Marknadsvisan.
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2006-03-30, 03:33
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How about 1800 Reverse Smith?
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2006-03-30, 04:31
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how bout Randy like Randy Rhoads
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2006-03-30, 09:09
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how bout Randy like Randy Savage
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2006-03-30, 09:30
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whos randy savage?
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2006-03-30, 10:59
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How about Randy like a dog?
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2006-03-30, 11:23
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call this boy Martyr!
a friend of mine is named "martyr"
otherwise, name him Neurosis.....
or if you like it longer, Neurasthenia
and by the way, I met a person yesterday whos last name was "Nincompoop"
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my dog isnt randy
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2006-03-30, 11:27
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Fuck it, name the kid Darth Vader.
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Macho Man Randy Savage. Old WWF wrestler, last seen as an amatuer wrestler on Spiderman.
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hahaha screw you vader how bout yoda the choda
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2006-03-30, 11:39
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SODOMIZER!!!
or..
DOMINATOOOR!!
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Ferdinand or Percy. That should get him in a demonically pissed off state espeically if it turns out to be a girl.
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Ferdinand or Percy. That should get him in a demonically pissed off state espeically if it turns out to be a girl.
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2006-03-30, 15:00
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Do you mean Necromonicon?
And I think Martyr would actually be a nice choice. He could be called Marty for short. Just keep him away from Christopher Lloyd unless you want him to be hit on by his mother. (that's right, I made a lame BTTF joke, whatcha gonna do about it?)
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2006-03-30, 17:22
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i just thought of a name i think is pretty cool, Guile.
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I - AM - surprised at the un-historical lot of you. Name the little toddler Ozzy, and then we can begin talking right-down-to-the-root-evilness.
Or, at least, a basic and rather intriguing type of dysfunctionality.
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You're both wrong: Necronomicon.
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Or Zangief.
Or maybe DHALSIM.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-03-30, 19:14
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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Location: austin tx
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name your child "the carcass" or "necropedophile"
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2006-03-30, 19:18
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Name the kid RYU, Edmond Honda, Birdie, M Bison, Chun-Li or Akuma.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ImBored
I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-03-30, 20:19
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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Location: upon raging waves
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie Filth
Or Zangief.
Or maybe DHALSIM.
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i knew i had heard Guile somewhere before!
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2006-03-30, 21:22
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Tallahassee Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
How about Peter like the bass player from Opeth.
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HAHAHAHA....HAHA...HA
peter is the rythm guitarist
martin is the bassist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
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2006-03-30, 21:30
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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^man u have the worst score i have ever seen. how do u get negative numbers?
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2006-03-30, 22:08
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Location: virginia beach, VA
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by getting belwo a three on your tabs.
i like megatron or master, but i wouldnt actually ever use them
how about viktor, vincent, or, like they said vladimir, i have a thing for v names.
maybe agamemnon, or balthazar, or mufasa.
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Too grim to function
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2006-03-30, 22:28
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Supreme Metalhead
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i like vincent
or maybe cloud, barret, red xiii, sid
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2006-03-30, 22:37
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Post-whore
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Location: Australia
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Zoidberg
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-03-31, 02:31
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Muffin Ass
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Sugar Britches
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Originally Posted by PST 88
Nothing could be more evil than a French name. It doesn't matter which, though the more feminine it sounds to English-speaking ears the better.
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Agreed
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2006-03-31, 02:39
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Die Young.
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Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloaca
how bout Randy like Randy Savage
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Name him Svartzberg.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-03-31, 02:45
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Post-whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Name him Svartzberg.
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not Svartzberg its Zoidberg
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-03-31, 02:46
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Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
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Dolomite
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-03-31, 02:56
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Die Young.
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Originally Posted by metal_monkey
not Svartzberg its Zoidberg
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You are obviously not a TROLL.
Correction, it's Svartberg.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-03-31, 04:55
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Senior Metalhead
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Or maybe Trey LOL
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KILL ME, KILL ME, KILL ME LIKE JESUS BECAUSE I AM NOTHING BUT A "FUCKEN JOKE"
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2006-03-31, 05:06
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Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
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LEMMY!
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2006-03-31, 05:07
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Post-whore
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achillies
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-03-31, 05:15
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Location: virginia beach, VA
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could always name him spartacus
or caeser, maybe
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2006-03-31, 09:02
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Post-whore
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Genghis
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2006-03-31, 09:46
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MoonRaven
could always name him spartacus
or caeser, maybe
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brutus?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2006-03-31, 09:49
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Post-whore
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that would make him sound like a dog calling him brutus
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-03-31, 11:34
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Post-whore
Banned
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Robert - pretty brutal sounding if you growl it. (haha ,.. lame)
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2006-03-31, 12:00
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New Blood
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Location: Beer Town
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Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
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2006-03-31, 12:01
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Post-whore
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Location: Australia
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bruce wayne (batman)
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Quote:
Originall Posted By problematic
Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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RIP this guy
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2006-03-31, 13:28
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
Robert - pretty brutal sounding if you growl it. (haha ,.. lame)
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Hahaha i never heard that one before.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ImBored
I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-03-31, 16:43
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Supreme Metalhead
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Quote:
Originally Posted by metal_monkey
bruce wayne (batman)
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YES!!
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2006-03-31, 22:00
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Quote:
Originally Posted by metal_monkey
that would make him sound like a dog calling him brutus
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it's pretty brutal. I mean, brutus and brutal share 4 letters damn it!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2006-04-05, 09:23
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Post-whore
Banned
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call him "I" so he addresses himself when he speaks.
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2006-04-05, 16:13
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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Quote:
Originally Posted by problematic
call him "I" so he addresses himself when he speaks.
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or you could name him "ewe" just to fuck with people's heads
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2006-04-05, 21:23
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Senior Metalhead
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dimebag
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R.I.P Brother Dime
"Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell"
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2006-04-05, 21:38
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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chuck...just chuck...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darko
Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2006-04-05, 21:39
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HES BAAACK
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when i think brutus i think dutch death metal
not bad at all but i wouldnt name my kid that
im going with deron or martin
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2006-04-10, 17:10
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Post-whore
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im naming my boy Samhain....if it is a boy
damn, but a girl, i forget i was pondering that chicks name the other day.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-04-11, 23:52
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Jono
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Make his middle name danger(Dangers MY middle name!),and call him CHEWMATHONG.
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2006-04-12, 00:06
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Post-whore
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delfus... my friends parents are hippies and named him delfus... and thats just a wicked name...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2006-04-12, 03:21
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Supreme Metalhead
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looks awefully close to dofas (dufas?) well you know what i mean
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