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Old 2006-03-22, 03:21
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASSBEHEMOTH

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Old 2006-03-22, 03:25
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Old 2006-03-22, 04:19
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Old 2006-03-22, 04:26
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Thanks a lot guys, and too the people who will later respond. It's greatly appreciated! I'm now trying to convince my friends to skip work/school so we can get hammered!

My teenage years are done!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-22, 04:35
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!




HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
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Old 2006-03-22, 04:37
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haha, it is an honour to have a reply from you in this thread. NOW GET DRUNK IN THY HONOUR BITCH!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-22, 04:55
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Old 2006-03-22, 05:05
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hahaha, it seems someone started the party without me..

If you're even in Adelaide, give my brother a punch in the head for me! (He doesn't like the fact that you guys have HUGE tropical spiders)
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-22, 05:09
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My teenage years are done!


And you survived!

Have a fuckin' good one buddy
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-03-22, 05:57
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BASS'!!!
Happy birthday assface
you know, had you been varified, you probably would have got the cd in around today! when it comes, thats my present for you, even though i didnt pay for it . youll see, Mithotyn is going to make Hypocrisy go hide in your movie collection. haha.

hey, youre only 48 days older than me

EDIT: i moved the hammer to my sig. decided i liked it enough

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Old 2006-03-22, 06:30
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My teenage years are done!

Welcome to the big 20
It's been good to me so far and ummmm yeah.....there's a present in your PMs for you.

 
Old 2006-03-22, 06:48
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! HAVE A FUCKING GOOD ONE AND TAKE IT EASY!
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Old 2006-03-22, 07:11
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA CUNT!!!

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Old 2006-03-22, 08:15
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Old 2006-03-22, 11:17
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Happy Birthday you fucking Canuck fucker!
 
Old 2006-03-22, 11:22
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happy birthday man! Get wasted, or listen to Gorguts, or both
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Old 2006-03-22, 11:31
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What is it you play again?

Have a TERRIFIC one, sweetie.
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Old 2006-03-22, 12:01
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HAPPY EJECTION FROM CUNT DAY BUD!

OH! And once I'm off school we will hit this city up, and FUCK shit up! Also, joyce and I will go to the casino if you want, i can take 2 others with us (car fits 5 in total).


I HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR SMOKES AND CROWN ROYAL!
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Old 2006-03-22, 12:36
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Smokes and Crown Royal? Didn't you promise him a birthday blowjob?
 
Old 2006-03-22, 12:44
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No, he promissed that on MY 20th birthday.
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Old 2006-03-22, 13:00
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If i'm not mistaken, I remember the words "cunt" out of BB's mouth on one of my birthdays.

You eat smegma.

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Old 2006-03-22, 13:16
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HAPPY EJECTION FROM CUNT DAY BUD!

OH! And once I'm off school we will hit this city up, and FUCK shit up! Also, joyce and I will go to the casino if you want, i can take 2 others with us (car fits 5 in total).


I HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR SMOKES AND CROWN ROYAL!


Thanks Steve, oh I enjoyed the presents! So far I put my FearFuck, my gf, my dad and his mother on my "DO NOT KILL LIST 2006".

Thanks again everyone!

EDIT - And thanks to Bia as well!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2006-03-22, 14:07
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You assfuck. Go to hell.



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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-03-22, 14:12
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Old 2006-03-22, 19:35
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have a Molsen and watch some hockey!
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Old 2006-03-22, 20:13
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have a Molsen and watch some hockey!



Fuck that! I'm going to have a Crown, Amaretto cocktail and watch Dead Alive at Fuckfrost's house...then off to the casino...to lose money and drink some REAL BEER...Keith's my friend!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-22, 20:18
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...drink some REAL BEER...Keith's my friend!

Keith's it is! Just as long as its not that labeled tap water.. I mean, American.
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Old 2006-03-22, 21:12
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Have a good one dude. Let us know how much money you lose tonight.
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Old 2006-03-23, 02:14
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Gambled $40...lost $40...but hey, it's better than losing $300! I await my slight hangover! Thanks cunts!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-06, 00:22
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Shit, Missed it... happy belated birthday, twat
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Old 2006-04-06, 00:28
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Thanks Nh, last week I think I was still celebrating it.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-06, 00:32
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Well I never said anything so I will now.

You friggin fag!
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Old 2006-04-06, 00:34
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Old 2006-04-06, 01:52
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Another year of bassing under your belt. Keep it up.

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Old 2006-04-06, 02:06
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Hahah, birthday revival. Fuck it, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Old 2006-04-06, 02:39
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Another year of bassing under your belt. Keep it up.




Indeed! That's the way I see it! Cheers!


Thanks again dicklips'..now there is something to pronounce. Try it.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-06, 02:41
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