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2006-03-11, 20:24
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Vagina Perfume...yeah.
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2006-03-11, 20:28
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no. fucken. way.
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2006-03-11, 20:38
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2006-03-11, 20:42
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pfft, whats next asscrack cologne  |
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2006-03-11, 20:48
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Supreme Metalhead
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2006-03-11, 21:16
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haha only the germans 
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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Since when has the vagina been considered one of the more pleasant-smelling things in existence? Public opinion seems to agree on the fact that it smells like a fish market. Whatever your personal associations, why would you try to make and market something so incredibly unmarketable? If public opinion is against you, you're not going to get far.
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2006-03-11, 22:54
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slack as fuck
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What.... In the name of fuck........
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2006-03-11, 23:05
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That's...just...weird...?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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2006-03-11, 23:35
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Best statement EVER....
"5 IMPORTANT TIPS TO KEEP IT ASSALISCIOUS "
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2006-03-12, 00:31
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slack as fuck
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 I just read that.
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2006-03-12, 00:46
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ive experience chili cheese fries after breath.
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2006-03-12, 00:59
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I've been wearing that stuff for weeks.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-03-12, 07:43
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2006-03-12, 15:29
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holy shit! i thought it was perfume to make it smell good! not to smell like it.
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nah man, nah, I had an itchy ballsack!
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http://www.engl-amps.com/pics/newsp..._stevemorse.jpg
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2006-03-12, 16:08
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i just hope they make "Cock Fragrance" so i can exchange gifts next Valentine's.
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2006-03-12, 16:34
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what does a penis even smell like. nothing im guessing?
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forget wall of marshalls look at this wall of engls!
http://www.engl-amps.com/pics/newsp..._stevemorse.jpg
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2006-03-12, 16:52
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2006-03-12, 17:25
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My Ass, Your Face
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What the hell is this!?
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2006-03-12, 17:50
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waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a second...this perfume makes you smell like it??? i thought it was to cover up the smell?? OH MY SHIT!!!
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2006-03-12, 22:43
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hahaha....that's fucking disgusting...now virgins across the globe well dump this dirty taco scent over them and claim they've gotten laid.
That is fucking gross!
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I think I'm the only one who'se actually slightly curious what the stuff actually smells like..
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2006-03-12, 23:17
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My Ass, Your Face
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I'm going to buy a bottle of this shit for my girlfriend. Or I could buy it for myself spray it on like normal cologne so I can smell like a vagina.
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2006-03-12, 23:22
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Dang-ol'.
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2006-03-12, 23:24
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I wonder if it smells like rotten or fresh cunt!
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I don't think they could market anything that smells rotten, although I have seen a scented candle that smells like a dead body.
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..was it supposed to?
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2006-03-12, 23:37
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okay...this disturbs me a bit..
who the fuck is going to buy that annyway?
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okay...this disturbs me a bit..
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Some sick fuck that wants to go around smelling like pussy all day. I mean its fine if you just fucked your girlfriend or something & your cock reeks like cunt but to actually buy a fragrance to put on yourself is fucked up. |
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I wonder if it smells like rotten or fresh cunt!
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2006-03-13, 03:37
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..was it supposed to?
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Does it say how its made?
Haha maybe they will make a more upper class line called 'Once a month' 
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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2006-03-13, 04:00
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Does it say how its made?
Haha maybe they will make a more upper class line called 'Once a month' |
lol... "28 Days Later.."
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Some sick fuck that wants to go around smelling like pussy all day. I mean its fine if you just fucked your girlfriend or something & your cock reeks like cunt but to actually buy a fragrance to put on yourself is fucked up.
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Since when has the vagina been considered one of the more pleasant-smelling things in existence? Public opinion seems to agree on the fact that it smells like a fish market. Whatever your personal associations, why would you try to make and market something so incredibly unmarketable? If public opinion is against you, you're not going to get far.
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Without going into great detail.... a percentage of fems keep their business like a holy temple shrine and need no faux scents to cover or hide.
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who the fuck is going to buy that annyway?
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im guessing perverts. ive been thinking, im going to make my own Asscrack fragrance. im hoping people who like ass are going to wear it as a celebration of their love for ass and all that relates to it. there will be three options: twice wiped, once wiped, and unwiped. the people who like shit in their porn should find this agreeable. |
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who the hell thought of that? good idea i guess
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us... 
I prefer the shit stain fragence of myself...I wipe my pus ridden ass with my clothing.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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They should take a leaf out of Friday the 13th's book, more so the part were the woman sprays her snatch with something, that probably smells nicer, before getting laid.
I'd personally prefer a woman smelling of a cow's colon over her own crotch rot.
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man, the more i think about this fragrance-of-cunt shit, the more it pisses me off. do these people think they are being creative or controversial or something? i remember earlier in the thread someone said something about a cock scented perfume/cologne or whatever, that should be made. if girls, and strange men, are going to walk around smelling like a cunt all over, guys, and strange wemon  , should walk around smelling like a cock. |
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