Bomar was a metalhead. He was in love. with his girfriend Tina. but Tina was.....

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...both a masculine feminist and a femine masochist. what to do, what to do?? Bomar had to think of a plan to go out with her, he decided to...

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Ship her to Korea so he/she/heshe would live with other shemales....this was a good plan thought Bomars best bud....

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.......Bomar said, "Good idea!".
so they did that and they shipped Tino/Tina to Korea.

Bomar dusted his hands off and was like, "aah, a job well done...............................oh wait! now that Tino/Tina is in Korea, i won't be able to see him/her no more! what are we gonna do, my best bud? i gotta see him/her again."

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but the ship that tino/tina was on was the last one becasue "they" destroyed every other ship. so Bomar and his best bud Romab decided to hitch a ride on...

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a whale....

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so they crawled in through the blowhole where they found pinochio and...

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gippetto making love to pinocchio's nose.....

(haha! take that, author of Pinocchio! )

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pinoccio asked if he could be a real boy

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but gepetto said no because then, pinocchio's nose wouldnt be long enough. so pinochio said that it was ok with him, but that was alie and his nose grew inside geptto's ass and came out of his mouth.

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he says

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pinoccio says "having my nose up your ass literally reaks of poopoo...can i take it out now?? being a dildo isnt my favorite thing to do".....

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Enter a Dancing carrot in a Tuxedo and a top hat who said.

"well hello chaps, any one up for a game of elephant polo?"

they looked at him and said...

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no thanks, we're killing a....

backstreet boy

.....i ment to say that we're killing the singer of this band..uhh..drowning pool, thats it!...

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...although he did look like a backstreet boy with that great big...

dick in his mouth.....

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and balls on his chin.

*the carrot goes to leave the room* and says ".....

"im gonna kill that fat cunt tonight"

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so gippetto and pinocchio travel the seas on their gay whale to get to the states to kill that fat bastard...

dude, i think its about Bomar and his friend, not pinnochio.....

anyway..Bomar gets to the states by his gay whale, spotted the drowning pool singer cunt guy and killed him. Angela Gossgow of Arch Enemy saw and she quickly grabbed Bomar by the balls (lucky bastard) and she said "marry me u cunt slayer...

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before i pull your nuts through you ears!" and bomar blew his load at the sheer site. "you exploaded on my new frilly socks you asshole!" then bomar...

did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and the whole town of Pussyville was flooded in Bomar's...

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earwax (ahahahaaha). angela asked "is that possible!" then bomar farted and hoped back on his whale and.....

And with that he inserted his sodomy loving penis into a...

.. his nose, he had the urge to sneeze and when he did, his penis blew up. leaving him dripping with...

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...penis love, it hurt so bad, that he screamed like a little schoolgirl

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and then suddenly the dirt started to move and adam appeared and not being the first man, he fell back into the dirt wence he came from. god stands up and says, you, you have killed me! and Bomar became know as Satan, beacuse satan killed god, but form the dust of gods might, rose a mighty power known as the devil because since there was no god, satan became god, and the evil became good, the good became evil and jesus was the anti-christ.

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....bomar went on a HUGE killing rampage and that made him more cocky and erregant and he just wanted to kill all the christians in the name of Black Metal....

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and Vanilla Ice. "Ice Ice baby" he sung, until...

a giraffe bit his head off......

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the tops of the trees and bomar got mad because the story keeps getting diverted from him, being the selfish mother fucker he is, and then he did a square dance and...

and vanilla ice turned into garth brooks and started singing:

swing your partner round and round
whack her ass and slap her thighs
swing your partner round and round
jump up and down and up high
swing your partner round and round....

but since bomar had no partner, he grabed what was left of his blown up penis and started to dance with it, until...

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he farted and towely (from south park) walked in and said "always remember to bring a towel!" and he set fire to towely and towely sad "wanna get high?" and bomar...

said "ok" then i'll kill u cause im satan".

the end

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This reads like Old English.

I don't speak Old English.

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