2006-03-01, 01:40
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New Blood
Banned
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 3
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'sup ya'll kidz
I'm sure all of you cunts know precisely just how witty, intelligent, and full of myself I am. Indeed, I'm always accurate and correct in every matter imaginable even if I use long, drawn out posts flavored with "big" words just to make myself look even smarter when a few simple lines would have sufficed.
My arrant saturated litany of rhetoric isn't for those lackadaisical enough to glean the lexicon, hence I enshroud myself in a veritable aclove of bastion-esque characteristics in my abject diatribe and indictment waged against the indubitable travesty of respective diatribes slandering said Bia.
My pugnacious disposition towards you volatile cretins comes as a result of my volitive wistfulness to vitrify your visceras. (yay, alliteration!)
Alas, vicissitude has fallen upon this vicissitudinary forum. Pusillanimous though I may seem recumbent in the comfort of my futon, I'll continue to badinage and nettle all with acrimonious monologue. The exigency of such circumstances calls for consummate leadership (myself).
So I shall spear with acrimony your bagatellic collective consciousness until my ferrous phallus resurges to engage and end your meandering, higgledy-piggledy lives. Until then, animadiversion from my acumen may accost your entity if one does not embark on a metaphorical reconnaissance through the mental perspicacity for the most uncommon or archaic of words.
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