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What if?
Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.
What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.
Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"
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2002-08-13, 03:13
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wow, you sure started a bunch of threads, devin.
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what a mind blowing topic this is.
go drink drano.
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I was wondering, what if your aunt had balls?
Oh, shit, she'd be your uncle!
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What if people got together and posted a bunch of totally pointless things, and then other people even posted about not knowing what to say...
The possibilities are endless...
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2002-08-13, 17:09
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what if vodka really made hair grow on your chest?? would that explain why yetis live in russia??
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2002-08-13, 17:15
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what if someone closed this thread, would the author go hide and cry in a corner?
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2002-08-13, 17:43
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what if peeing in a toilet was secular...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-08-13, 18:37
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what if squirels were'nt cool?
What if horses were?
What if thread wasn't fucking stupid?
WHAT IF......
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2002-08-13, 18:53
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Re: What if?
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Originally posted by se7engates3613
Start a string of Mindfuck what if's.
What if you were in a coma for years and reality is different from what you think is reality. Like if you were in a coma since you were 2 and youre mind had to exist in a world based on your own concepts and ideals.
Or what if you have always been in a coma and concepts such as self and existence are radically different from "reality"
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What if half your life has been a dream and you wake up to find that you've slept in an extra few hours when you were 5?
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-08-13, 21:10
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what if i touch myself
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2002-08-14, 00:28
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what if being gay was actually being more straight
than being straight
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-08-14, 18:31
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Quote:
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what if being gay was actually being more straight
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That doesn't make sense. Stop talking.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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2002-08-15, 08:28
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what if jenna jameson, sky lopez, and nikki tyler came to my house and sucked my penis.......................err wait!! what if these 2 smiley faces----->  we're gay, they both look like guys...i wouldnt be in love w/ a bald yellow chick |
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2002-08-15, 08:37
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and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?   |
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What if Led Zeppelin reunited with the original lineup? The possibilities! Of course u would have to raise the dead....details, details.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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2002-08-15, 14:29
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Re: Re: What if?
what if (actualy..when considering the moon moves an inch and a half away from the earth each year) the moon completly falls out of earths orbit falling to keep earth on its constant and steady axis consequently ice caps exceeding the equator?
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2002-08-15, 15:20
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what if one second was etirnity and etirnity was one second
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2002-08-15, 15:27
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then my clock would be wrong.
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2002-08-15, 18:34
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then my clock would be wrong.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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2002-08-15, 19:44
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The time would be as it is.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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Quote:
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and what if powersofterror got breast fed from a goat til the age of 13...that might explain y he think being gay is straight?
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what if metal=life was a puss-squeezing, regurgitated penis
fuck, cunt face with goat milk spewed all over it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-08-16, 00:33
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how can i be a penis and a cunt???  |
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Quote:
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how can i be a penis and a cunt???
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The question is....what if you Were! a penis AND a cunt...
Something to ponder...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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wat if the penis was on the cunt?
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2002-08-16, 01:24
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what if he had a cunt and he was fuckin some guy and hes cock came off and got stuck?
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no...sorry....
it was funny for awhile..but you took it tooo far. nup, i'm sorry.,..you ruined it.
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what if the guy he fucked was you?? hm??? think about tha. what if yor dic was stuck inside metal=lifes cunt??huh?? what would you do???  |
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are you sure it's yours? maybe it did get stuck and you had to steal someone elses, and mines right here so no, you didnt steal mine.
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2002-08-16, 01:41
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no no, i've had this one since birth
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! ITS SICK AS SHIT!!!!!!!! Y THINK ABOUT OTHER DUDE'S DICKS??? U ALL WILL BE SPELLBOUND!! BY THE DEVIL....(thats the song im listenin too) |
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-08-16, 06:21
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"What If" you all shut the fuck up about penises?? 
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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then thered be no toilet humor
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2002-08-16, 16:14
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?
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2002-08-16, 18:19
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Quote:
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?
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What if I called u a sick fuck.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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Quote:
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what if you record your self masterbating at 8 yrs old. and watch it when your 18...is that kiddie porn?
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I don't recall masterbating at 8 years old.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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lmfao, exactly why I called him a suck fuck.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously
"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
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2002-08-16, 23:22
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i dont think that is possible...that is quite sick though.
ok, here is one.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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2002-08-17, 13:08
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what if you go back in time and fuck your self up the ass? is that being gay or masterbating....
im a sick fuck......
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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what if uuuuhhhhhhh was so sick that he went back in time to fuck
cavemen.....you sick bastard sick fuck
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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What if some drunken moderating bastard closed this thread? 
HAHA
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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I would hail him.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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this got old on like the second or third post
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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Thread's closed. Start the hailing
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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