If you were driving through the countryside and saw an animal you just had to beat the crap out of, what animal would it be. Theoretical of course. I'd never actually beat the shit out of a Cow that was minding its own business with a baseball bat. Uhhhhh. Nevermind

animal cruelty is so bad...................but anyway, it would be a laughing hyena. like, what the fuck is so funny?

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A horse, like in Blazing Saddles.

LAMBS!!!

i'd also like to sick a rabid goat onto a lamb.

I'd like to Verbally Abuse a Horse. And punch it right in its torso. Then i'd get fisticuffs on its face. Stupid smart ass horse. Think theyre so great cause they have a bigger dick than me. Fuckin' bastards.

maybe you should see a doctor. everyone knows horses have smaller cocks than man

really? I'm talkin' about the studs not the eunuchs. You know the ones in porno. You know porno.

Like in Chasing Amy?

"And then, Black Beauty decided he would mount her from the rear..."

"Who are you, Larry fucking Flynt?"

My Ex Girlfriend, I FUCKING HATE HORSES!

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Dated an animal, eh, cthulu? You hit that shit? Wait, are you any relation to that guy in wales who got caught fuckin a goat?

Yeah dude, its fun!

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id like to torture a giraffe slowly and painfully til it dies....i wanna know what a "dieing giraffe" really sounds like. I wonder if The Mole in the south park movie came close to the sound

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That particularly disgusting breed of animal, the Homo Sapiens Metaltabbus Idioti.

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Don't get too close to those! They are highly unstable, and can do horrible things to you! Sources: all threads in this forum.

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you people are mean, you should be ashamed to want to hurt and kill
an animal, except of course if they strike first...*looks behind myself*
the only animal i would beat up would be you *points at a large mob of
people* .....although, it would be funny to see an adult ape get beat up....

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horses are the devils workers. So they must be purified in such a manner that is painfull. cus they freak out whenever they see a good citezen and the good citizen has to have their head back on when the horse kicks it off. DOWN WITH HORSES!

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Those things are dangerous man. Might wanna take a shotgun instead of a baseball bat. Damn things scare away lions.

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"any closer and the nigger gets it"

That movie kicked ass.

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Yeah, the only animal that I would beat up is a human.

*(of course unless the animal attacked me or a family member or friend or some stranger, or a plant or water, or if they ate the air I would only kick thier ass then.)

**that last part is a joke, I would never intensionally hurt any animal**

I'll admit, animals are my soft spot, I love them. But I'd fucking kill a human being in a heartbeat.

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if the cutest and cuddliest and most googoogaga oh so cute aniaml in the world opened its mouth revealing a mouth full of poisonous fangs, and it was coming to eat you, and just by some odd chance, you had a shotgun, would you shoot it?

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It would depend on my mood at the time...

and I'm being totally serious.

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nahhh, i wouldn't shoot it, even if it tried to kill me...
i'd just kick it, or grab it by its neck and chunck it against a tree

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I'd shoot the fucking thing....hell yeah!!

It's my life or his.....hmm, tough choice eh??

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throwing it against a tree would be funny though

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i did that to the first fish i caught. actually it wasn't a "real" fish, because it was a minnow, i still haven't caught a "real" fish. but anway, i didn't know why what i was doing so i smacked it against the tree, 'cause i thought it would die. it didn't.
so my uncle took him off the hook and we took him home and put him in a fishbowl.

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I once shot a crayfish with my pellet gun when it was caught in a little cage. heh, i blew it's arm off.

I also shot a frog with my pellet gun......it made quite the hole in it's back. It then tried running away.....so it took 2 more pellets to stop it.

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the only thing that was fun back in the day was pulling apart those
damn love bugs....annoying little critters...

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i got shot in the ass with a pellet gun by a friend as a joke, that wasnt very funny
hmmm, an animal to beat up, i'd say a goose, specifically a canadian goose, i've had bad experiences with those, hmm, me, a chainsaw, and a goose

when i was 5, i hid a kitchen steak knife outside in the bushes and everyday after school, i would stab frogs in the back and watch theyre guts come out as i pulled the knife out......i must have stabbed over 600 frogs in my childhood

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haha, you rule.

.......hmmm.......why do i think that's funny.

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Cause it is.

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you are sick

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These are the types of people that I would kill, if I had my way.

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Roger That!

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I have always wanted to punch a horse right on the side of its neck, although it would probably get out of hand and I would end up beating it to a pulp.

I got a llama in a headlock once, it was very pissed off. It was sitting on its knees and proceeded to stand up and then the people supervising it were angry at me.

I regularly hit rabbits on the road I live on, partly because I aim for them and partly because there are so many of them its unavoidable. One time a squirrel was trotting along the side of the road and ran out in front of me, I aimed for it. I ended the little fury bundle of cuteness, and I looked in the rear view mirror where it rolled over twice and then twitched then died.

NO, I am not, going to be, a mass murder, or, cerial KILLER, do you understand what I AM SAYING?

forgive the over punctuation.

you spelled serial wrong

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serial killers are usually poor spellers.

heheheyou just talked yourself into a corner
you just admitted you were a serial killer
when you said you weren't

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I could see how that could be implied. But remember - association does not mean causation.

I am too lazy to be a serial killer - I would imagine that profession would be rather involved.

no way man, if you were a serial killer, then you could just go around killing people, you wouldnt have anything else to do. you could be like the terminator and kill who ever you want and go around trying to find a little boy. hmm, was that guy a pedophile?

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i'm also thinking it'd be more of a hobby than a proffesion.

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"ob"session, instead of "pro"fession, makes more sense

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No, he was a robot, you idiot.

And serial killers are insane, they plan every kill and choose who they want.....they don't just randomly go up to some poor soul and blow his face off. Every kill has a meaning, a very deep and profound meaning.

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Even by American public school standard you say some retarded things, you stupid fucking cunt.

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hey!! what's that supposed to mean?!!??
well actually now that i think about it........i guess i see where you're comin from.

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I'd like to take some of these (you know who you are!) wanna be teenage metal heads on this forum and throw you screaming from a helicoptor. CUNTS!

Blizzard Beast

Haha, right on dude!

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ok, that teenage metalhead out of the helicopter thing really hurt... thanks for ruining my day... jerk

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really? i thought that Jeffrey Dahmer would hang out at a gay club, invite people over to his house for some lovin', and do some nasty business, then kill 'em, then do some more nasty business. random guys.

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No problem!

And It's totally from the bottom of my bile duct to you. Some of you have no idea. "This band sucks because they are not black metal." "This band sucks because they don't sing about skull fucking a dead transsexual nazi hooker." Boo Fucking hoo! I cannot believe how close minded some of you are. I normally don't flame people on a forum when I would rather split skulls with a sledgehammer. AND YES I AM PISSED ABOUT THE NU_METAL FALLING ONE AT A TIME POST! So forum Daemons go ahead and lock this if you want because Im sure it will start a flame war. I couldnt voice my OPINION in that thread due to the lock in it. I'm not a fan of the band either but it is still sad to see someone die that touched alot of people. Everyone had something negative to say about him with the exception of Trendkill_420(sorry to bring you into this dude) and a few others. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Lock it or flame on I'm getting a beer

Blizzard Beast

dude, first of all, you dont even fucking know me, so dont try to judge me based on a few other little fucks who like music for the image. Personally i can't fucking stand black metal, i prefer more extreme stuff like Cryptopsy..... don't you think thats being a little close-minded and stereotypical to fucking judge teenagers... you.... dirty ass... marmot-molesting... amputed.. donkey cunt....

fuck, i just realized that you said "some of you"... therefore making my post null and void... thanks a lot again... asshole...

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Alright boys and girls, let's play nice...

First off, if you want to automatically assume that "this will start a flame war" don't you think that you shouldn't say it? Once again, simple common sense really shoots past some people. And another thing, I'm only 18, so being a teenager has nothing to do with the fact that some people are complete and total idiots, and I'm not referencing that to anyone at all.

If you're really actually upset about the DP guy dying and what certain people said about it, it'd be a good time to realize that there are others that just won't care and will mock things, either out of spite, incompetence, or just anger. All of these "angst-ridden teens" myself included, don't deserve their own way to vent huh? Telling people they wish they were dead and all that shit is sometimes immature, yes, but it's still getting their emotions out, and if they didn't, most would be more likely to actually do the things that they'd just want to say.

It's 2 am. I'm tired. I don't expect a bunch of PMs regarding this. If I get any, they will probably be ignored and deleted, thank you.

Amidst all of my rambling, I am closing this. Everyone gets in pissing contests with each other and then wonders why things get shut down on a daily basis.

Fuck you, have a nice day.
Walpurgis

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