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2002-08-10, 05:56
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Cool-ass answering machine mescages.
this was inpired by power soft error's post about growling in the thread "i am new". 'cause i've growled after the beep in an answering machine mescage.
i also said, "i bite asses" this other time.
both those times i did not leave my name and number.
so how about you? can you remember a cool-ass answering machine message that you gave/received?
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2002-08-10, 06:14
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2002-08-10, 11:25
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re:
I hate answering machines,
those things never say something back, why did they call it an answering machine anyway.
I should more believe, for something like, speak-in-tha-fuck-damn-phone-machine.
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2002-08-10, 16:42
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hello.....hey.....sup..............................................................im not here.......BEEP!
i auctiually know some guy that has that and he dosent know that i talk to him when hes not there....its so fucking confusing
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2002-08-10, 21:26
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hello...?
Hold on one sec.....
(Sounds of walking away)
(Sounds of walking back)
"Actually, i'm not home right now, so leave a number and i'll get back to ya".
^a friend^
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2002-08-11, 00:39
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go fuck youself, its powers of terror! 
hello, you've reached bob and judie. we cant come to the phone right now
because we're doing something we really enjoy. judie likes to do it up and down, and i like to do it left to right,,,,real>>>slowly. so leave a message and when
we're done brushing our teeth we'll get bat to you.
a is for academics,
b is for beer,
one of those reasons,
is why we're not here
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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2002-08-11, 00:43
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I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.
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2002-08-11, 00:51
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i wouldn't have left you one, personally, i never leave messages,
everyone i know has caller i.d. and they call back within hours.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-08-11, 00:54
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the point was, i didnt want messages. why did i have a machine then, you ask? haha, because i'm a fuckin retard.
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2002-08-11, 03:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by slayme_returns
I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.
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Haha that's genious.
I probably would have left tons of messages on your machine just listening to the damn song.
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2002-08-11, 10:35
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I don't use answering machine myself but I've heard a cool Cradle of Filth answering machine mesage that can be downloaded, it's heaps mad!
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2002-08-11, 23:24
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on my friends answering machine he has like a whole conversation like "hello...oh hey sup..... thats good man, i'm just chillin.... yo u should have seen what happened today...." and so on, i was so pissed when i found that it was his answering machine 
and george from seinfelds answering machine was good
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2002-08-14, 17:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snyper
on my friends answering machine he has like a whole conversation like "hello...oh hey sup..... thats good man, i'm just chillin.... yo u should have seen what happened today...." and so on, i was so pissed when i found that it was his answering machine
and george from seinfelds answering machine was good
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"where could i BEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
my cousin once left a burp as an answering machine message.
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2002-08-15, 20:15
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2002-08-16, 01:13
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anyone heard soul of the saviors answering machine message? hehe, i like that one. it has the band playing in the background and he sings (growls)
"This is Tony's phone, Tony is not home, so leave a message after the tone *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR*"
that made me laugh, because it was funny...
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2002-08-19, 14:00
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Quote:
Originally posted by slayme_returns
I used to have Seasons In the Abyss on my machine, I let the whole song play on the recording and didnt say a word. I didnt get many messages.
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dude I had that! you stole my idea!!! lol   eeeeeeeevilll!
I never get any messages anyway because nobody phones me, or maybe it's because I still have that song as the message? I dunno heh
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