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air guitar for sale
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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wtf? 15 quid for delivery? 
When do people start selling real stuff on ebay again? 
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Obviously, metaltabs isn't the only place with troll problems.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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2006-01-29, 17:11
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..and yet I'm not surprised.
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2006-01-29, 17:49
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Once there was a guy selling absolutley nothing...
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2006-01-29, 17:50
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2006-01-29, 17:54
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Let's sell nh' on ebay! How much do you think we can get for him?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-29, 17:57
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Or maybe I can sell ya some ice-cream to shut you up 
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2006-01-29, 18:02
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-29, 18:32
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They could at least make it interesting like a blood stained knife the husband used on his corspe ridden wife when he found out she was a prostitute. I'd pay no more than $250.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-01-29, 18:36
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Let's sell nh' on ebay! How much do you think we can get for him?
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2006-01-29, 18:43
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Cant people sue them
Be trolls with trolls
something like "this is not the air-guitar that i ordered for.... it was supposed to be limited edition. every one has this one"
no but seriously cant someone sue them
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2006-01-29, 18:45
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only a complete fucktard would buy it...therefore how could they possibly sue him.
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2006-01-29, 18:48
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no i mean buy it n them sue them for big cash $$$$$$
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2006-01-29, 18:50
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i read that once a person bought a glass hammer from the site...
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2006-01-29, 18:53
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2006-01-29, 18:55
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Someone already did this ages ago, and 20 people bidded, haha.
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2006-01-29, 18:59
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2006-01-29, 19:05
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I guess you could, but you would loose, the judge would just laugh at you for buying an air guitar.
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2006-01-29, 19:07
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I bet that seller guy listens to POD.
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2006-01-29, 19:27
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P.O.D.!!!!!
hahahaha
BTW does anyone know about the international air guitar competition (seriously)
any of u won 
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2006-01-29, 19:34
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2006-01-29, 20:18
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Everything Lamb_of_Satan says really grates on me for some reason. Its like the sound of nails on a chalkboard.
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If i had an ebay accounti would do that
But i do have some stuff i do need to get rid of.
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Thats not even funny. I hereby declare this thread to be disease infested. I hate you all.
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Ya, its been done. Every EBay stupid joke has been done.
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a Chick in where I live one the NZ round of the Air Guitar Comp, she got ot go to the finals
in 2003 I think a NZer won the finals doing it to Domination by Pantera.
and I can remember the original air guitar sale it went something like this:
'yes you can own this genuine air guitar (I am holding nothing here) and if the bidding gets over $5 I will throw in some beer bottles and a couple of old porn mags'
I believe it sold for $7 or something!
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do you think if anyone would buy my gooch if i tried to sell it
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I would buy anything gooch related. "have you purchased your gooch insurence?"
It's funny because the gooch has been spamming us for years..Long live little gooches across the world.
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Well, maybe your mother, only because she's the only person who actually cares about it
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I would buy anything gooch related. "have you purchased your gooch insurence?"
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Yea, if I had the time I could go back and compare his writing and format and habits compared to calle_von_dark but I'm too lazy to do it at the moment. It wouldn't be so annoying if his name wasn't lamb_of_satan. If he was annoying in a funny way, like the Gooch, it would be entirely acceptable, but he just says incredibly stupid statements without realizing he's being stupid. I know I post my share of shit, but I actually know what I'm saying when I say it.
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my log in is supposed to a mockery to the typical sterio-types (like my fuckin friend who said this(lamb of satan) when i gave him the lamb of god discography)
secondly i do know what i m talkin bout
thirdly ...dont try to fit ur ass into what u cant fit ur mouth
fourthly... i dont know who is that calle person
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secondly i do know what i m talkin bout
shitting all over this guys(bunny's) thread
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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lol
well i said guys as in generally
and that's a mistake anyone could make
i bet half the people with less than 150 posts wouldnt know that
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Man first off
my log in is supposed to a mockery to the typical sterio-types (like my fuckin friend who said this(lamb of satan) when i gave him the lamb of god discography)
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i suggest you not use this sort of "inside joke stereotype" as a log in name anywhere. unless of coarse you have no intention of receiving respect, in which case, carry on.
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Man first off
my log in is supposed to a mockery to the typical sterio-types (like my fuckin friend who said this(lamb of satan) when i gave him the lamb of god discography)
secondly i do know what i m talkin bout
thirdly ...dont try to fit ur ass into what u cant fit ur mouth
fourthly... i dont know who is that calle person
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Shut up you twat. I'll respect whatever the hell you have to say as long as you type properly and don't sound like a completely ignorant fucktard. I can't stand reading the words "ur", "i m", and you spelled stereotype wrong, so in fact it is you who is being a dumbass. Please, go back to English class and learn how to write. It gains you more respect.
Thank you
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