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2006-01-22, 17:29
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time for a career change?
found this in another forum i belong to 
http://www.jobpredictor.com
real full name = Professional Hippy
woodbunny = Speaking Clock standin
bunny = tree surgeon
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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2006-01-22, 17:32
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Forum Daemon
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I put in 'Jack Kerouac' and the result was Satan. I personally think he's a shitty writer, but Satan? I'd have thought not. I'd be wrong, though.
Hmm, but I put 'Satan' in and it says his ideal job is emperor of the world. Interesting.
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2006-01-22, 17:53
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My job prediction was a 'Supermodel' hmmm..
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2006-01-22, 17:54
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2006-01-22, 17:57
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Symbiotic In Theory
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Haha thats odd, i got driving instructor when i put in my name and surname, but when i put in my whole name including my middle name i got 'Supermodel'
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'' I'll Smother You With A Fucking Pillow!! ''
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2006-01-22, 18:12
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Yeah I got a different job when I didn`t include my middel names too...
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2006-01-22, 18:14
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MotörCat
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haha i got 'lottery winner, you dont need to work'
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2006-01-22, 18:16
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Quantum.
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There you go again bunny, posting random non-metal what-ho in a metal forum. Much obliged.
I can't help to find it quite funny that when tying in my own name I actually get more or less what I AM currently working with... Send me your song, stars, I walk in your light...
Now, proffesional hippy. Exactly how do you go about being a proffessional hippy? Seems to me to be missing the whole point.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2006-01-22, 18:21
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I got Mermaid.
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2006-01-22, 18:41
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Supreme Metalhead
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rabbifoodslicer-- mad scientist!!!!
nickname- pub landlord
name- topless model!!! 
chuck norris- princess!!
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2006-01-22, 18:42
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Supreme Metalhead
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There you go again bunny, posting random non-metal what-ho in a metal forum. Much obliged.
I can't help to find it quite funny that when tying in my own name I actually get more or less what I AM currently working with... Send me your song, stars, I walk in your light...
Now, proffesional hippy. Exactly how do you go about being a proffessional hippy? Seems to me to be missing the whole point.
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2006-01-22, 18:43
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slack as fuck
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Hello newHELLonEARTH you ideal job is ateasmaid
Hello Michael Cormier you ideal job is a Prostitute
..goddamn..
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-01-22, 18:51
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Supreme Metalhead
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haha i remember we used to have a "what villian are you" thread. these are classic
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2006-01-22, 19:25
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hahaha thats the best one so far
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2006-01-22, 19:27
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Supreme Metalhead
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ha rabbiofdoom is the next satan!!!!  |
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2006-01-22, 19:30
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Muffin Ass
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Says I'm supposed to become an Opera Singer...
Imagine...Maddam Bia Butterfly
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2006-01-22, 19:34
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slack as fuck
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start shovelin down the food
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2006-01-22, 19:34
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I am a tax on the world..
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My complete full name makes me another Satan. No education, and full job satisfaction, hehehe 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-01-22, 19:34
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I got mermaid. Blizzard Beast and i are sisters of the sea.
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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2006-01-22, 19:36
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slack as fuck
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With my FULL name I got air stweardess
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2006-01-22, 19:40
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Supreme Metalhead
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2006-01-22, 20:21
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Full name, I got wedding gate crasher.
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2006-01-23, 01:49
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2006-01-23, 01:58
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Knew it.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-01-23, 02:04
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Jono
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Im going to be a prostitute!
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2006-01-23, 02:44
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Die Young.
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My First and Last Name - "anything where you can kiss ass"
Bass Behemoth - Farmer
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-01-23, 06:15
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this is just sad
my first name- garden gnome
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Im a quadraplegic.
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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2006-01-23, 06:19
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Supreme Metalhead
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I got...Pantomine Cow!
Salary : 1/10
Education : 3/10
Job Satisfaction : 7/10
Community contribution : 9/10
Pulling Power : 8/10
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And then I put in lord worm and it came up with mad scientist. I could believe that.
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2006-01-23, 08:51
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Hello hellblaster you ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!
Hello hellblaster-666 you ideal job is a drag queen
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2006-01-23, 08:56
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I typed in 'Jew' and it came up with Cowboy.
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2006-01-23, 08:57
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i typed in God and it came up with builder
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-01-23, 08:58
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Jono
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Ha!What goes through your mind!
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2006-01-23, 09:03
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hmm
full name: cowboy
metal_monkey: dog walker
alexi laiho: wedding gate crasher
metal: sewage worker
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Im a quadraplegic.
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2006-01-23, 09:22
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Life is pain.
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Wow I'm really lucky, my real name then my nickname...
Hello Myles Benjamin Merritt you ideal job is a Gigolo
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Education : 3/10
Job Satisfaction : 10/10
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Pulling Power : 10/10
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Hello Milo you ideal job is a Stripper
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Education : 2/10
Job Satisfaction : 4/10
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Hello Infinity you ideal job is a Shoplifter
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Salary : 1/10
Education : 4/10
Job Satisfaction : 7/10
Community contribution : 1/10
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2006-01-23, 09:24
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Life is pain.
Banned
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
Hello Cunt Destroyer you ideal job is an Office bike
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Education : 5/10
Job Satisfaction : 8/10
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2006-01-23, 12:47
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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you ideal job is an alcohol tester
That's too friggin' funny!!!!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-23, 12:59
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Animal Therapist
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2006-01-23, 13:35
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Hello Eddy you ideal job is an alcohol tester
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Job Satisfaction : 9/10
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Hello Eddy van Marwijk you ideal job is a concerte mixer
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Education : 2/10
Job Satisfaction : 4/10
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Hello Six_Feet_Under_420 you ideal job is a Builder
Salary : 4/10
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Job Satisfaction : 3/10
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2006-01-25, 20:33
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Senior Metalhead
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Mohanish Deshmukh: rally car driver(cool)
Lamb of satan : stand up comedian(fine)
But
Lamb of god :"Hello lamb of god you ideal job is a Professional Tramp" (wtf?)
Salary : 0/10
Education : 3/10
Job Satisfaction : 6/10
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Fuck... thts Funny
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2006-01-25, 20:35
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Supreme Metalhead
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Shreddist- Insurance Fraudster
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2006-01-25, 20:36
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Senior Metalhead
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Hey guys just try "motherfucker"
thts funny
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2006-01-25, 21:24
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Gordon Wilson: Game Hunter
Gord Wilson: Prostitute
Gordy Wilson: Muppet Impersonator
Gordie Wilson: Optician
i typed this: qwaszxerdfcvtythgbnbiugdf, and it came up as Dodgem Driver
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Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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haha
My full name said hypnotist:
Salary :
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Pulling Power :
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Just my first name(Micah),got me the title of princess:
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Pokémon Master
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Pole Dancer
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Crash Test Dummy
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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