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Old 2006-01-25, 21:39
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Old 2006-01-25, 21:40
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Old 2006-01-25, 22:20
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-01-28, 18:25
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Old 2006-01-29, 00:51
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Old 2006-01-29, 00:55
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Old 2006-01-29, 02:48
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-29, 02:53
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Old 2006-01-29, 03:33
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-29, 03:33
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Old 2006-01-29, 03:34
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Old 2006-01-29, 03:38
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Hey BB you nail your girls mom yet ????



Naw man. I haven't even seen her in months..she doesn't know that my girlfriend and I got back together..because she hates my guts.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-01-29, 03:39
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I had this chick whose mom was drop dead hot , hated me too , I would have loved to nail her , of course never did
 
Old 2006-01-29, 03:44
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Old 2006-01-29, 03:45
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Well she used to love me...then Laura and I broke up..annd well I called Laura some bad names...you know, just the friendly death threats...nothing serious..

Anyway on to REAL NAMES...I've had 2 dogs, Silky and Kasey..2 gerbils...Bill and Ted..and 2 horribly named cats, Ripley and Pika.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-29, 03:47
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..2 gerbils...Bill and Ted..

Haha that's awesome..ehm, exellent
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Old 2006-01-29, 04:10
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Haha that's awesome..ehm, exellent



It's funny because Keneau Reeves plays Bill...yah, they were little bastards, only lived about two years, if that..I was only a kid when we had them, we had this crazy plastic circus which they did not ues..they just ate the damn thing.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-29, 12:11
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Old 2006-02-03, 14:03
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Old 2006-02-03, 14:11
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...Anyway on to REAL NAMES...I've had 2 dogs, Silky and Kasey..2 gerbils...Bill and Ted..and 2 horribly named cats, Ripley and Pika.

My mum's dog's names are Maggie and molly. Maggie, the shi tzu, is a badass.
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Old 2006-02-03, 16:41
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Old 2006-02-04, 13:49
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Old 2006-02-05, 02:36
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-05, 02:40
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Old 2006-02-05, 02:41
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What happened to Robbie? I miss his stupid and pointless random two word posts that usually ended with a "" smilie. I really can't stand him or tolerate his presence.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-02-05, 02:46
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-05, 02:51
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We are all so clever...let's have sex in a dumpster.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-05, 02:54
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We are all so clever...let's have sex in a dumpster.

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Old 2006-02-05, 06:57
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-06, 03:00
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Old 2006-02-06, 03:08
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For similar enjoyment, please refer to http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13203
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-02-07, 00:06
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Old 2006-02-08, 19:00
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What happened to Robbie? I miss his stupid and pointless random two word posts that usually ended with a "" smilie. I really can't stand him or tolerate his presence.

Hehehehe sorry for my absence i just been a little tired of everyones bitching and moaning around here.

And what do i have to say for you? I mean you can't stand me? lol you have a funny sense of humour considering you have never been in my presence once in your life.

So basically shut your mouth unless you know what your on about.
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Old 2006-02-08, 20:00
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2006-02-08, 20:02
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Not you again dont you ever shut up i mean you want to row with me in two threads piss off.
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Old 2006-02-08, 22:03
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Old 2006-02-08, 23:11
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Not you again dont you ever shut up i mean you want to row with me in two threads piss off.

Since we're being retarded and all.

I'm bored and am going to attempt to rewrite your comment a little more properly. For some reason, reading it is like a rusty knife being scraped across my brain...

"Not you again. Don't you ever shut up? I mean, you want to row with me in two threads. Piss off!"


heh
And I'm sure it's still not right. I lack proper writing skills myself.



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Old 2006-02-09, 00:20
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-09, 00:37
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i have a feral cat called F.D.C. which means future dead cat, i didnt name it, what happened is a friend of mine took it in and named it that thinking it would just die anyway but soon kicked it out, this cat lived in the street for like a year then showed up at my door<same building> and so i kept it 4 years now and i never renamed it, the name just stuck, this cat grew up in the streets, its a mean, angry cat thats sleeping on my monitor right now and if i pet it it'll fucking attack me, i think she cool tho so, whatever
 
Old 2006-02-09, 01:13
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Haha FBS' feral cat has competition! I suggest some kind of inter-continental Feral Cat Superleague.
 
Old 2006-02-09, 01:16
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i have a feral cat called F.D.C. which means future dead cat, i didnt name it, what happened is a friend of mine took it in and named it that thinking it would just die anyway but soon kicked it out, this cat lived in the street for like a year then showed up at my door<same building> and so i kept it 4 years now and i never renamed it, the name just stuck, this cat grew up in the streets, its a mean, angry cat thats sleeping on my monitor right now and if i pet it it'll fucking attack me, i think she cool tho so, whatever

that made me laugh a little. cats are cool pets. ive black cat. hes cool. my mom named him spook, and unlike the other cat names shes come up with, i thought that one was cool, so i kept it for him. one reason i like him is cause he likes me more than he likes others. he will avoid other people, but always approaches me.
 
Old 2006-02-09, 01:20
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Yeah, it was the same story with the cat I used to have at home. The dog's just went after anyone who had food, but the cat always approached me. Maybe it's because cat's are attracted to the people who don't give two shits about them?
 
Old 2006-02-09, 02:00
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Yeah, it was the same story with the cat I used to have at home. The dog's just went after anyone who had food, but the cat always approached me. Maybe it's because cat's are attracted to the people who don't give two shits about them?

im not sure really. i like the cat and he still approaches me. i did used to pet this other one more though. haha, i didnt even realize 'till just now that its a cat as your avatar.
 
Old 2006-02-09, 12:07
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We are all so clever...let's have sex in a dumpster.

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Old 2006-02-25, 17:48
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