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Worst names
I dont know if theres a silmilar thread but o well..Who thinks they have the worst name, or has seen the worst name. It can be First or Last names.. The worst last name IMO is Halfcock.
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2004-08-09, 09:48
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the unix network administrator at uni is named Howard Cock
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i thought myles was spelled miles
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The Tardy brothers from Obituary.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-08-09, 14:15
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well one is a unit of measurement, while on the other hand, one is my name. nah, im the only myles i know of spelled this way, so its kinds alright.  |
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2004-08-09, 14:19
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Isnt it "Halfcocked" because theres two dudes and two chicks?
Any band named after The Hobbit, or are theme based on the hobbit. Except for Amon Amarth and Gorgoroth because amarth fucking rules and you have to love black metal that brings a cross with a guy nailed to it to a show in vatican city.
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2004-08-09, 14:44
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I've never liked my surname. I don't know why, it just seems like it should be a farmer's name. Actually, the suffix '-ley' means 'field' so my distant relatives most probably were farmers. Damn, I'm a yokel.
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2004-08-09, 16:14
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hmm i used to work with a dude named "harry wang" worst part is i don't think he ever got it....
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Black Sabbath are so good, so I wouldnt say anything to disrespect them.
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2004-08-09, 18:24
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hmm i used to work with a dude named "harry wang" worst part is i don't think he ever got it....
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2004-08-09, 19:18
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Ive already said this before but back in high school, the gym wall said "Dedicated to Dick Scent"
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I (to quote Jarrod) "ABHOR" the name Paige/Page. Why you may ask?:
1. I hate pagers. They are the most annoying device ever made. Only drug delears who haven't sold enough crack to buy and pay a cellphone bill buy these electrical pests.
2. Every girl named Paige/Page has been a thorn in my side. Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore, you name it. I've met about 4. (This probably being the epicenter for my hate).
So in conclusion, if you name your daughter Paige/Page (or decide to sexually confuse your little boy) it will inevitably be a nusence and hated by all..or at least me.
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2004-08-09, 19:32
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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1. I hate pagers. They are the most annoying device ever made. Only drug delears who haven't sold enough crack to buy and pay a cellphone bill buy these electrical pests.
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Pagers arent bad, but cell phones piss me off..... so much you cant even imagine.
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2004-08-09, 20:52
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2. Every girl named Paige/Page has been a thorn in my side. Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore, you name it. I've met about 4. (This probably being the epicenter for my hate).
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That is so damn true, its not even funny  . "Annoying, loud, superficial, attention whore". Couldnt be said any better. |
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2004-08-09, 20:54
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Theres this guy i know that lives close to my house. Well his name is William Widas (pronouced Wide ass).
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2004-08-09, 20:54
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Ok here are a few:
An english teacher married a guy with the last name Dick. So she is Terra Dick, married to Harry Dick. (Swear on my life, thats what she told everyone).
There was another one, but I can't remember it.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2004-08-09, 21:23
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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a know some queer guy who is a manager at Mcdonalds, and he workd for fedex... his last name is GayHeart
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2004-08-10, 06:04
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Me and my cousin was looking through a phone book because we had nothing better do. I swear there was a Hobo Ragity. I was like, "please say the address is at a railroad station or under a bridge."
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2004-08-10, 08:25
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Some guy named Stu Pidas in a small town outside of Calgary
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2004-08-10, 10:25
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The key is to give your kids weird names like Elegy or Serenade or Jeremiad or Vehemence. I so want to name a kid Obsistence. Someone else's kid.
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2004-08-10, 11:00
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also, mum used to work with a chick named Kerry Hunt (thats horrible if your dyslexic  )
and i got a chick mate who used to go out with a bloke named Mark Hunt....
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Here's a couple:
Stefan Kuntz (German football player)
Mike Hunt (say it quickly and it becomes the best/worst name ever)
Another one: there's an Austrian footballer with the surname Frick, which to my understanding means 'Fuck' in German. Poor Bastard. I'm also pretty sure there was an actor from the 40s and 50s who had the first name Gaylord. Seriously, I'm not kidding... I just can't remember his surname.
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Hahaha, funny thread...There was our old real estate agents son named Will Power.
And my friend Richard has a little brother...Max Wang.
Hobo Ragity cracked me up.
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Of course in the book it was Ragity, Hobo which to me was funnier.
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And I know a guy named Greg Winnie and a guy named Bob Head.
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I know a lot of stupid german names like "Rosa Schlüpfer" or "Axel Schweiß" but u won't understand it. 
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Hahaha, funny thread...There was our old real estate agents son named Will Power.
And my friend Richard has a little brother...Max Wang.
Hobo Ragity cracked me up.
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Man, I haven't seen you in awhile...
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then explaine
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that one kicks ass. in a way that sucks... LITERALLY!
Imagine if that dude had got that classic ol' name: DICK
HAHAHAHA!
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Worst name out there is Dick Creamer.
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I guy from my old school was named Mike Hunt.
My doctor's first name is "Precious"
My last name is "Lamb" never heard the end of that in primary school 
A stupid fucking indian (no offense atif) from my old school; his middle name was "Rippie" and his sister's middle name was "Rimmie"
And ofcourse, we can't foget Transient.
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ahhhhh rippie and rimmie what a fucking joke!! me and carrot-mog had to be their friends on the first day, we were forced into it. we all thought they were lost refugees  how funny was it when those lebanese guys teased his knob and said it was a condom and he cracked the shits at them?? ahahahha....other punters, you had to be there to know the blokes utter stupidity, ignorance and everything else |
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Yeah man I am finally back!
In speaking of Indians, there was this girl I went to school with called Rubi Ubhi(pronaunced ruby ewby)...her first name was actually Rubeenpal
And I went to elementary school with two Arabians, Abus and Abeer.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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that post is precisely 24 hours after your last one
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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ahhhhh rippie and rimmie what a fucking joke!! me and carrot-mog had to be their friends on the first day, we were forced into it. we all thought they were lost refugees how funny was it when those lebanese guys teased his knob and said it was a condom and he cracked the shits at them?? ahahahha....other punters, you had to be there to know the blokes utter stupidity, ignorance and everything else |
AHahahahahah, ahahahaahah, lmfao, ahaha, friend of knobby boy lmao. Ahahaha lol. rofl.
One time he called me a cunt, and Ms. Volpe was right behind him, she said "excuse me young man", rippie turned around and a massive bit of drool fell out of his mouth. Me, Magfag, Kebabs and Lee where on the floor laughing. ahhh, good times. I wish he hadn't gone
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You have probably already all seen this, but maybe not the sign underneath it.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/austria2.jpg
Interestingly enough, the German below roughly translates to "Please -- not so fast!". Apparently, it is to tell you not to speed in order to protect children on the roads. What a delicious juxtaposition. |
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LOL at nihilists german sign....
hey gather red boners, was that the time when he kept on saying cunt because he thought it meant punk?? aka "back the fuck up cunt" AHAAHHAHA.
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Yes it was.
Rippie tore her stomach piercing out??? That's gotta fucking hurt. I wish i could have seen him get his ass kicked by a girl lol. I slapped his knob at the tram/bus stop once, and he didn't say anything, and Rimmie started yelling at me
Did he get his ass kicked by Katie before i came?
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