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2006-01-20, 22:20
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101 rules....
i came across this site (i dont know if i am allowed to post its name here)
which had 101 rules of black nu n extreme metal
it was hilarious (and meant to be)
very steriotypical(sp?)
anyway i was wondering if anyone here could make such a thing for thrash
or death
if yes reply before starting on the job
also tell me if i m allowed to post the link to the other site
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2006-01-20, 22:31
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slack as fuck
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what the fuck? why wouldn't you? this is stupid.
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2006-01-20, 23:08
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Go look at the thread for Funny Interent Crap here. That should tell you. 
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2006-01-20, 23:11
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Supreme Metalhead
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im not one to sterotype my self against the things i love...so fuck that
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2006-01-20, 23:18
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Supreme Metalhead
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why do i have a feeling this guy is the new calle_dark or whatever this guys name is
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2006-01-21, 00:08
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slack as fuck
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Originally Posted by rabbifoodslicer
why do i have a feeling this guy is the new calle_dark or whatever this guys name is
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I wouldn't be surprised..
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2006-01-21, 01:24
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-01-21, 04:58
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Supreme Metalhead
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'twas....'twas
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2006-01-21, 14:18
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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34 Rules of Southern Metal :
1. Every promo photo must have a confederate flag in the background
2. NEVER shower
3. Do Xanex
4. Your beer of choice is Steel Reserve
5. Your liquor of choice is Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort
6. Dimebag Darrell is the greatest guitarist ever.
7. Everyone all over the universe LOVES Acid Bath. Act extremely suprised when someone
you meet is not a fan, threaten to have them removed from the room that they are in.
8. Smoke the world's worst weed. A lot.
9. Crowbar is the world's heaviest band. If someone mentions Disgorge as
being 'heavier', act indignant, as no one has probably ever heard of that band.
10. Do Xanex.
11. Make sure you and your buddies have Eyehategod listening sessions.
12. Make sure your band has a SHITTY PA.
13. Soilent Green is the most extreme tech and brutal band ever.
14. Rex is the greatest producer ever.
15. Free Mike Williams!
16. Being from the South makes you tough. So tough in fact, that you talk shit about the north in
your lyrics ( "I will crucify your yankee pride!" - Parabellum ).
16. Play in a dropped-tuning.
17. When someone asks you what tuning you play in, pretend not to know.
18. You're even more Southern Metal if you TRULY do not know.
19. Even more so if you don't know whether your amp is tube or solid-state.
20. Even more so if you don't know what brand your amp is, since you bought it from a
pawn shop.
21. No blast beats.
22. Drive a muddy pick-up.
23. Put a Down sticker on it.
24. Zakk is the world's greatest living guitarist.
25. Use a distortion pedal.
26. A pedal helps an amp 'push more watts'.
27. Do Xanex.
28. Smoke Marlboro's.
29. Drink Beer.
30. Do all of this while playing. Make sure that you remind Jimmy Bowers
that he's playing a show while you're playing the show.
31. Play 1-2 shows a year. You'll probably be playing with Jimmy since he's probably in
your band.
32. Have four sideprojects.
33. Don't practice your instrument. Doing drugs makes you a better southern metal musician
than practicing does.
34. You know what? Reverend Horton Heat is more brutal
than the shit you listen to. Become a welder.
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2006-01-21, 16:07
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Originally Posted by rabbifoodslicer
why do i have a feeling this guy is the new calle_dark or whatever this guys name is
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Who was calle_dark?
Probaly someone who was around before me i guess.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-01-21, 18:41
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New Blood
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Originally Posted by John Holland
34 Rules of Southern Metal :
1. Every promo photo must have a confederate flag in the background
2. NEVER shower
3. Do Xanex
4. Your beer of choice is Steel Reserve
5. Your liquor of choice is Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort
6. Dimebag Darrell is the greatest guitarist ever.
7. Everyone all over the universe LOVES Acid Bath. Act extremely suprised when someone
you meet is not a fan, threaten to have them removed from the room that they are in.
8. Smoke the world's worst weed. A lot.
9. Crowbar is the world's heaviest band. If someone mentions Disgorge as
being 'heavier', act indignant, as no one has probably ever heard of that band.
10. Do Xanex.
11. Make sure you and your buddies have Eyehategod listening sessions.
12. Make sure your band has a SHITTY PA.
13. Soilent Green is the most extreme tech and brutal band ever.
14. Rex is the greatest producer ever.
15. Free Mike Williams!
16. Being from the South makes you tough. So tough in fact, that you talk shit about the north in
your lyrics ( "I will crucify your yankee pride!" - Parabellum ).
16. Play in a dropped-tuning.
17. When someone asks you what tuning you play in, pretend not to know.
18. You're even more Southern Metal if you TRULY do not know.
19. Even more so if you don't know whether your amp is tube or solid-state.
20. Even more so if you don't know what brand your amp is, since you bought it from a
pawn shop.
21. No blast beats.
22. Drive a muddy pick-up.
23. Put a Down sticker on it.
24. Zakk is the world's greatest living guitarist.
25. Use a distortion pedal.
26. A pedal helps an amp 'push more watts'.
27. Do Xanex.
28. Smoke Marlboro's.
29. Drink Beer.
30. Do all of this while playing. Make sure that you remind Jimmy Bowers
that he's playing a show while you're playing the show.
31. Play 1-2 shows a year. You'll probably be playing with Jimmy since he's probably in
your band.
32. Have four sideprojects.
33. Don't practice your instrument. Doing drugs makes you a better southern metal musician
than practicing does.
34. You know what? Reverend Horton Heat is more brutal
than the shit you listen to. Become a welder.
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It's spelled Xanax. And why would popping Xanax be applied to southern metal?
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2006-01-21, 19:16
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Supreme Metalhead
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it doesnt matter...haha that was pretty good man...my hats off to you
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2006-01-21, 20:19
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Master Killer
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retards.
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