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Old 2006-01-18, 23:38
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Emo pics

hey, can you guys help me out? I wanted to gather a bunch of ridiculous pics of emo guys (be them bands or whatever), and start a website for a humorous purpose.

can you guys get me any funny pics?

But first, if a pic is posted on a site, I have to ask permission to use it. However, do I have to tell them the purpose for which I am using it for?

Also, what if I photoshop a message over the pic, such as "What the hell is he thinking?" over a pic.
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Old 2006-01-18, 23:39
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Old 2006-01-18, 23:49
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Google Image "emo" then come back with pictures of people who look appropriate.

And, yes. Myspace A.K.A. "Emo Central". Check the site of the faggiest emo band in the world and look through their Myspace friends.

Also, you could go through Dissection's thread attachments.
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Old 2006-01-19, 00:12
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Just two days ago on a diff forum...these were posted as
Roided up Italian Emos
These are guys that pluck their eyebrows....wear shirts 10 sizes too small and obviously go to tanning booths.
Emo...only with testosterone.

BUT STILL GAY!

the thread was one of the funniest I ever saw....
Here's a sample.
His friends are on the page...just follow the links.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendid=34797668
 
Old 2006-01-19, 00:17
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Just two days ago on a diff forum...these were posted as
Roided up Italian Emos
These are guys that pluck their eyebrows....wear shirts 10 sizes too small and obviously go to tanning booths.
Emo...only with testosterone.

BUT STILL GAY!

the thread was one of the funniest I ever saw....
Here's a sample.
His friends are on the page...just follow the links.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendid=34797668

Those people don't look emo at all. And the tan guy looks like he has some kind of pigment problem.
 
Old 2006-01-19, 00:26
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No, the guy with the tan looks bi-racial is all or maybe it's man tan. It also says he makes $250,000 and higher. Yeah right. And I'm the Pope's sister. I bet he's latino or at least part. They just look like trendy show-offs to me.

Pucker this sweethearts!!
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Old 2006-01-19, 00:29
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That orange glow is tan accelerator.

Perhaps I was wrong calling these guys Emo...

Roidedup Metro homofags is more fitting.

Sorry.
 
Old 2006-01-19, 00:41
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Haha his friends all look the same. And yes Bia, that's a pretty accurate description.
 
Old 2006-01-19, 01:36
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Old 2006-01-19, 01:42
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That orange glow is tan accelerator.

Perhaps I was wrong calling these guys Emo...

Roidedup Metro homofags is more fitting.

Sorry.



Yup, I think you nailed it that time. I wonder if they know that? I'm still fascinated by that one guy making over $250, 000. He's probably a Pimpercrombie and Bitch model.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-01-19, 01:57
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One of the guys that shared these made a video from their pictures...

one of the top 5 funniest things I have ever seen online for sure...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...923221379454487
Both are same...two posted in case one hangs up.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1489.html

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Old 2006-01-19, 06:39
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Just two days ago on a diff forum...these were posted as
Roided up Italian Emos
These are guys that pluck their eyebrows....wear shirts 10 sizes too small and obviously go to tanning booths.
Emo...only with testosterone.

BUT STILL GAY!

the thread was one of the funniest I ever saw....
Here's a sample.
His friends are on the page...just follow the links.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendid=34797668


If I'm not mistaken, I believe that is John Gotti's grandson.
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Old 2006-01-19, 06:57
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whos john gotti??????????
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Old 2006-01-19, 07:19
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OK, that series of fags has been circulating for a short while, it originated on the sher-dog forums.http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showt...41&page=1&pp=20

Theyre classed as Gottis, or Guidos. Check urbandictionary. Theyre not emo, just retarded, and no, he is not John Gottis Grandson.

I saw that video the other day, fucking funny.

to the OP, just take the photos and do what you want. People likely wont find out anyway, and its just the internet.
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Old 2006-01-19, 07:30
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Old 2006-01-19, 07:52
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Old 2006-01-19, 10:30
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This thread has been hilarious so far. I'll post some emo kid pics later on today.
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Old 2006-01-20, 02:12
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The Incredible Lee Hotti Phenomenon

It all started very innocently with a thread on Sherdog. Sherdog is a Mixed Martial Arts site. I read it. Go me.

It turns out these repulsive Guidos have a video and MySpace attitude as well.

People on the internet agree on very little except this - the above picture is so stunningly, completely gay that it bends the boundaries of space/time and causes people to commit suicide by eating paint.

Internet phenoms are becoming more common, and much much larger in scope and intent. They move very quickly now. This Ultimate Gay picture was posted on the 9th of this month.

LESS THAT A WEEK later, after massive flaming of said fags and viral spread, the site Lee Hotti goes up. Today (20th Jan) it is resting comfortably over 200,000 hits.

Fark.com also has a photoshop thread on these people.

In conclusion, these are the worst people in the world and if they are from New Jersey then New Jersey is the worst place in the world.
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Old 2006-01-20, 02:25
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...not even worth sending them hate mail.....
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Old 2006-01-20, 02:26
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Before you wake up the hamster, start your brain working and question my motives, I am posting these so you can all appreciate just how good it is not to be a king-sized fuckstain.

CNN declares "Fags."

Mean. True. Funny.

I have never met anyone, on MTabs or elsewhere, who is anywhere near as repulsive as these people. I am shocked that they exist.
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Old 2006-01-20, 02:29
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that photoshop stuff was some of the funniest shit
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Old 2006-01-20, 03:11
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OK, that series of fags has been circulating for a short while, it originated on the sher-dog forums.http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showt...41&page=1&pp=20

Theyre classed as Gottis, or Guidos. Check urbandictionary. Theyre not emo, just retarded, and no, he is not John Gottis Grandson.

I saw that video the other day, fucking funny.

to the OP, just take the photos and do what you want. People likely wont find out anyway, and its just the internet.


He, in fact, IS one of John Gotti's grandsons. Wikipedia rules.
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These guys are probably going to commit suicide after this.
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That has got to be the most repulsive disgusting thing ever. If I was ever even as grossed out by the bonsai kitten site as were a bunch of panty wetting self-loathing sissies(which I thought was funny) I would want to go to Jersey and kill these fucks my self!!!.....well....actually that doesn't change anything. Who's with me?

BTW...those assholes...making heineken look bad....thats bad publicity!!
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Old 2006-01-20, 03:31
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Old 2006-01-20, 03:33
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I had no idea shit was already rolling in this thread.

Merged.
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Old 2006-01-20, 03:45
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east coast metrosexual italian american, there are hundreds of dudes like that in providence every weekend going club to club, this is bigger than new jersey my friends, its all over here where im at in the north east, 15 years ago these kinds of people wore z cavaricci clothes,figaro chains,drove irocs and sported the easy e jerry curl mullet. i worked as a sushi chef in the italian nieghborhood with these kind of fuckheads working as waiters<italian cuisine with a sushi bar,really retarded>they wear diamond earings and shit,bad haircuts, i hated those fucking waiters

i dont know, its funny to hear how people from far off countries react to seeing those pics because i usually experience them,people like that on the weekends downtown. wasted,violent,loud and obnoxious.

sherdog huh, i always read the play by play for the pride events on those forums, i dont have cable.
 
Old 2006-01-20, 03:52
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I could only imagine what they sound like when they speak. Its probably excruciating.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2006-01-20, 04:12
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think andrew dice clay in a higher register, the fark photoshop thread was the funniest shit i seen since the black "looter" dude walking thru the new orleans flood with some beers in a bucket
 
Old 2006-01-20, 14:32
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Before you wake up the hamster, start your brain working and question my motives, I am posting these so you can all appreciate just how good it is not to be a king-sized fuckstain.

CNN declares "Fags."
.....

Oh sane, that's a fake....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-01-20, 14:36
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Old 2006-01-20, 18:22
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That has got to be the most repulsive disgusting thing ever. If I was ever even as grossed out by the bonsai kitten site as were a bunch of panty wetting self-loathing sissies(which I thought was funny) I would want to go to Jersey and kill these fucks my self!!!.....well....actually that doesn't change anything. Who's with me?

BTW...those assholes...making heineken look bad....thats bad publicity!!


And Bonsai Kitten was fucking fake! This isn't!
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Old 2006-01-20, 18:31
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I could only imagine what they sound like when they speak. Its probably excruciating.

Damn now that puts horrible thought through my brain.
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Old 2006-01-20, 19:13
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Just two days ago on a diff forum...these were posted as
Roided up Italian Emos
These are guys that pluck their eyebrows....wear shirts 10 sizes too small and obviously go to tanning booths.
Emo...only with testosterone.

BUT STILL GAY!

the thread was one of the funniest I ever saw....
Here's a sample.
His friends are on the page...just follow the links.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendid=34797668


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! HoOLeE SHeiIT I wHiSh I LuKeD LiK DaT!!!!!!!!!!

sooooo good
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Old 2006-01-20, 21:36
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Oh sane, that's a fake....


REALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY?? OH NOES!!! I WUZ F00L3D!!!11one LOOKD LIKE T3H NEWIS! BUT IZZNT??!
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Old 2006-01-21, 02:31
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Eh? Didn't catch that. What'd you say?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-01-21, 03:01
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I said "If you think I didn't know that, you have a sponge for a brain, you rectal submariner."

Or words to that effect.
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Old 2006-01-21, 03:15
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holy crap, there are people like that on this planet? maybe the avian flu isnt such a bad thing
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Old 2006-01-21, 04:00
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i just had a conversation with a co-worker about this shit earlier today, i think everyone who doesnt live in a cave knows of that thread on the sherdog site
 
Old 2006-01-21, 04:29
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i dont know man, id never seen it before. and i check a lot of forums that are pretty up on all the internet trends...and i view ytmnd like daily which usually keeps me on top of that. i dont know how that gem slipped past me


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Old 2006-01-23, 16:17
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And it just dosent stop....
LMFAO seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/?v=fL-NoQirEb0
 
Old 2006-02-18, 14:48
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Ohhh, I just watched that.

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Old 2006-02-18, 22:32
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"douchebaggery"

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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-02-20, 11:45
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"There is a plague that affects us all..."

"Douchebags running wild...committing "douchebaggery" and probably date rape......."

"The Hotti brother's douchebaggery transcends gayness"

Haha...those are my favorite lines.
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Old 2006-02-20, 14:13
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And it just dosent stop....
LMFAO seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/?v=fL-NoQirEb0


Good find.
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Old 2006-02-21, 16:47
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This, my friends, isn't only limited to Guidos. Oh no. I know a bunch of people from my country that look like that. They're all into the latest trends and think they're gangsta. I think that they're like the offspring between a Gotti and a Wigger. Only these guys aren't nearly the douchebags the Gottis are. Their shit is still gay, though. I think I'll go dig up some pics on myspace later and post 'em. Holla!!!!111
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Old 2006-02-22, 16:56
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I HATE WIGGERS
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Old 2006-02-22, 17:10
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I think all he needs is www.myspace.com , the rest if fluff.
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Old 2006-02-23, 03:05
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reminds me of final destiantion 3 when they got trapped in the tanning beds
lol
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Old 2006-02-23, 03:06
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And it just dosent stop....
LMFAO seriously...

http://www.youtube.com/?v=fL-NoQirEb0

that was great haha
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Old 2006-02-23, 04:41
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This is one of the most unbelievably gay things I have ever witnessed.
 
Old 2006-02-24, 03:49
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That has got to be the most repulsive disgusting thing ever. If I was ever even as grossed out by the bonsai kitten site as were a bunch of panty wetting self-loathing sissies(which I thought was funny) I would want to go to Jersey and kill these fucks my self!!!.....well....actually that doesn't change anything. Who's with me?


im with ya on that!! kill 'em all
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Old 2006-02-24, 04:23
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This is one of the most unbelievably gay things I have ever witnessed.


I felt gayer as soon as i saw those. So i drunk some beer and pissed in someones mailbox to undo the damage
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-02-24, 04:59
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I felt gayer as soon as i saw those. So i drunk some beer and pissed in someones mailbox to undo the damage


lol, i didnt piss in any1's mailbox, but i got a quarter way into it and turned it off, that waznt sumfin i wanted to see, lol
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Old 2008-11-10, 17:08
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Old 2008-11-10, 17:54
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whats with all this ancient threads being zombified?
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Old 2008-11-10, 21:42
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Fucking spam has to be stopped.

At least I got a new signature out of the deal
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Old 2008-11-12, 19:23
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Old 2008-11-12, 21:28
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Fucking spam has to be stopped.
Fucking right. I think a good way to get around the problem of spammers is to make it so that users with less than 5 or 10 posts have to enter a CAPTCHA code before they can submit their message. That'll solve the problem of these "hit 'n run" spammers if nothing else.
 
Old 2008-11-13, 02:12
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Fucking right. I think a good way to get around the problem of spammers is to make it so that users with less than 5 or 10 posts have to enter a CAPTCHA code before they can submit their message. That'll solve the problem of these "hit 'n run" spammers if nothing else.


That is actually a good solution. Your post count is small but your contribution to this forum is huge.

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