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Happy Birthday Nihilist!
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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I didn't get a PM, FUCK YOU NIHILIST.
Happy birthday, too.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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so Bia is doing costumised happy birthday cards eh?
Wonder what THEY look like
(sorry bia, Couldn't resist)
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If I were a betting man I'd say it has a picture in it.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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May apparations of borghilds and trolls make you restless in the twilight hours of our necrophidian moongoatlord. May the virgin blooded mead inebriate your entity as you sing incantations to the celestial choir of spheroids.
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Bia, prepare for my birthday in two months! haha
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Happy birthday, halfwit llama-rapist. Usually I don't post in these threads, but you're special because I love you.
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Have a damn good one!
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Happy fucking birthday man! have a good one!
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Have a good one man!
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Happy Birthday
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Have a terrific birthday! I hear it's Bobby Goldsboro's, too. He's 65 according to the clowns on the Bob and Tom Show.
Have a fun time! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Guess what. I remained sober on my birthday.
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 happy birthday dude
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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hey Bia, its my birthday too *wink wink, nudge nudge*
HAPPY BRTHDAY NIHILIST
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Hey Nihilist, you do realise that your parents and walpurgis's parents were probably doing the same thing the same year the same day in February? hehe Just had to throw that in.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I'll tell you what is even scarier, my Mothers birthday is the same day as mine also.
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...and in the same motel 6 room.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Damn it Bob! I almost choked on my burger!
HA! You didn't even notice I goofed! It was your brother that was probably conceived in Feb. and not you, Bob. Counting backwards 9 months from January is not February.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Jarrod!
Guess who better of (for the own physical well-being) been practicing with their anal benwah balls!? Hmmm, hmmm - I'm gunna make you some ass buttercheese crab cakes, deep fried in my own original man batter. Your penis is going to be like one of those Horny Toads the kids always watch on TV, you know! Squirtin' blood out their eyeball n' neat stuff like that, although the eyeball is this scenario is going to be your S to the W double E-T penis!
Your gunna be all like "Ahh! My momma was a mortuary cosmotologist just like Whoopi! Ahhh! Please re-attach that! Jon Wayne Gacys' got nothin' on you!"
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hahaha.
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Hmm, I didn't say anything. Has Dylan offered himself to you yet since he's turned legal age? If not, get on that. No more playing 'The Sheep and the Kiwi,' with the uncomfortable sheep suit with its chafing fur and ill-conceived holes, and the shame of pretend for even a minute to be from New Zealand. Though you might want to keep the kiwi act up, just so that if anybody objects to the union, you can point out that your indigenous women are uglier than the offspring of Andrea Dworkin and Pauline Hanson run through a blender and left out in the sun to dry.
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Happy birthday, mate! Be drunk and merry.
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Happy birthday
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Woohoo, late again!
Go suck a cock you two headed Tasmanian bastard!
I think Dylan offered his in there somewhere.
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hey, I missed this one too!
enjoy, nihilywilly, get laid, get drunk and get some cash from ya friends and family
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