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Happy Twenty-Twooth Birthday Walpurgis!!
Since this is just about the time I started labor with you I thought I'd start a thread to celebrate what a pain in the posterior you were! And you carried it on for 22 more years! Here's to a whole bunch more.
I hope you have a wonderful b-day doing some fun stuff.  I miss ya and so does the rest of the family.
Love,
Mom
Time for your spanking, asshead!!!! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-18, 00:25
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2006-01-18, 00:42
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I will see what I can do.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-18, 00:45
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Merry Birthday!
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2006-01-18, 00:48
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Have MANY more.....many more.
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2006-01-18, 01:04
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haha. I've noted this before but I forgot. You turn 22 on the same day and year as me. Excellent.
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2006-01-18, 01:30
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AEGHBASG WALLY!! LSKSHE BNA ISIS ANFNOEEN?! EUEGFB EFA BDF ED DHDFB AIOERUGEBF E
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happy birthday wally, why the fuck dont you have a beer yet!? shit, heres enough whiskey to float the battleship your on
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2006-01-18, 01:40
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Well, considering I'm polishing down a Budweiser with rum right now, or vice versa, I dunno, I'd say I'm having a beer.
And a special day to you too Nihilist. Be thankful you don't have to spend your birthday on a god damn submarine.
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2006-01-18, 02:29
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Oh well, all the best mate.
I'm doing drunken ice-skating tonight. I think I'd rather be on a submarine.
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2006-01-18, 02:36
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Happy Birthday wally, may your submarine see the land soon! Then claim the land as your own!
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2006-01-18, 02:41
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Well, considering I'm polishing down a Budweiser with rum right now, or vice versa, I dunno, I'd say I'm having a beer.
And a special day to you too Nihilist. Be thankful you don't have to spend your birthday on a god damn submarine.
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Brother. I hope you have a good one
Btw, your drunking on the Sub!?!!!  Thats why I love Sub communities  You might never be able to pull that shit off on a Carrier without someone holding it over you later.
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2006-01-18, 03:18
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2006-01-18, 03:23
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Have a good one!
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He wasn't supposed to have come out the posterior. This explains a lot, about both of you.
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2006-01-18, 04:18
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But why is the rum gone ?
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happy birthday
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2006-01-18, 08:18
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Have a good one
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And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Have a good one man
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Happy birthday buttface
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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you and nihilist have a cool birthday, same as mine, now i can legally go get fucked up in canada.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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happy birthday!
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2006-01-18, 21:49
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Just thought I'd clear up that you can't drink on submarines, and I'm not out at sea right now, we're in the shipyard. Unless I ask to, I probably won't be going out to sea for a long time.
Thanks again, everyone.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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well, shit! I missed it! Hope ya felt like complete shit the next day!
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i missed this somehow. hope it was good man!
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He has duty today so he may be around tomorrow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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