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Old 2006-01-16, 16:53
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Another Soulinsane joins the world!!!!

She was just born 2 hours ago. It was a brutal event this time that started yesterday. No sleep for anyone. Lots of things seemed like they were going wrong but Mrs Soulinsane came through like a champion. Long story actually, but in the end we avoided a emergency C-section and they are both alive. I'm going to slip into a coma for a few hours after I've notifed and sent pics to everyone.

Baby Lilly

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Old 2006-01-16, 17:00
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Nice. Congrats Soul!
 
Old 2006-01-16, 17:05
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congrats! glad to hear it turned out okay man!
and raise this kid metal!

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Old 2006-01-16, 17:08
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This one is going to be a bass player lol
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Old 2006-01-16, 17:13
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Fucking awesome man, thats great news! She looks healthy and all
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Old 2006-01-16, 17:22
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Old 2006-01-16, 17:23
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congrats man!
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Old 2006-01-16, 17:29
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Old 2006-01-16, 18:20
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Old 2006-01-16, 18:29
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Old 2006-01-16, 18:30
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Old 2006-01-16, 18:39
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Old 2006-01-16, 19:03
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Now your dead for real dude.

I can smell the grim and frostbitten baby from here! Congrats!
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Old 2006-01-16, 19:04
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Old 2006-01-16, 19:08
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Congrats, dude. Hope she grows up into a bass slappin badass.
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Old 2006-01-16, 19:38
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Old 2006-01-16, 19:49
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awwwwwwwwwwwwww she's such a cutie!! big congrats man to you and yours
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Old 2006-01-16, 20:15
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aww congrats mate to all of you (what more shoudl i say, everything has been said i think).
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Old 2006-01-16, 20:18
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Excellent Soul...

She's gonna do well with you for a dad!

All the best.

 
Old 2006-01-16, 20:40
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Congrats man, best wishes all all the soul' family
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Old 2006-01-16, 20:58
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Old 2006-01-16, 21:09
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What a beautiful baby! Congrats! E-hugs all around to you and your family.
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Old 2006-01-16, 21:33
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That's awesome news! Raise her like a little Victor(ia) Wooten!
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Old 2006-01-16, 21:39
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Congrats! Bet you can't wait to start getting up 4 times a night to feed her and change her shitty dipers!
 
Old 2006-01-16, 21:59
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Old 2006-01-16, 22:51
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I wonder if she'll ever know that the first pictures of her released to the world were at World Of Gore.com?
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Old 2006-01-16, 23:53
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Old 2006-01-16, 23:57
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Hopefully she will know.

Congratulations on another girl. Hope they let you out after killing Pandemonium in time to see them grow up.
 
Old 2006-01-17, 00:42
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cool man! are you going to get her into music? good luck raising the kid.
 
Old 2006-01-17, 02:49
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she's going to be a pornstar.
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Old 2006-01-17, 03:14
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Old 2006-01-17, 03:44
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:18
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Thanks all. We are doing good. Your support is truely welcomed.

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Lol, Its a good start though.

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Bet you can't wait to start getting up 4 times a night to feed her and change her shitty dipers!


This is the second one. I'm a pro now. Besides, could you be anymore metal then sleep deprived and metal? Very inspiring! Infact nothing is more necro or grim then a pissed off or hungery baby and if you are strong enough deal with that then you will become just as grim and necro. But...

You will also know why the Vikings always wanted to go to sea and didn't let the kids of wife come with them.

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Hope they let you out after killing Pandemonium in time to see them grow up.


Me too

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You said you wanted to run from the world and live in the forest...

Well, now would be a good time to start running.

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she's going to be a pornstar.


Your next.
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:20
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:22
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:22
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:31
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Old 2006-01-17, 04:50
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Congratulations soul!!!


and BTW...you know I have your back...who do you want me to kill today?
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Old 2006-01-17, 05:52
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Lol, thanks bro. No one today. I'll keep that offer in mind though
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that kicks ass....hand that man a cigar. thats the tradition right?
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Old 2006-01-17, 06:09
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Someones supposed to be handing them out...
 
Old 2006-01-17, 06:15
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I actually kinda like living so far from family and friends when it comes to new babies. I don't have to deal with people making me smoke cigers for a week.
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Old 2006-01-17, 08:15
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Man does that baby look puntable.....

Kidding man. Congratulations.
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Old 2006-01-17, 08:21
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Old 2006-01-17, 11:44
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Can I be the godfather?
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Old 2006-01-17, 14:47
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Congrats with Lilly, cool name by the way job done well daddio!
 
Old 2006-01-17, 17:12
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Lol sure, you can be her Metal Godfather
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Old 2006-01-17, 19:28
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Godfather?? Doting auntie? hehe I've got wishes to send a Scottish one year old b-day baby tomorrow besides my own.

Cloaca--Don't kick the baby!


Babies! Babies! Babies!
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Congrats I guess.

The hat looks mighty sharp in one of those photos.
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Old 2006-01-17, 22:55
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haha great, just send a pm if I have to fly over to break someones legs because they picked on her

panda maybe?
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Old 2006-01-18, 01:16
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Thanks again everyone. It would be cool if one day she could come to MT and read all this. Hopefully Metaltabs will still be around then.

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Congrats I guess.

The hat looks mighty sharp in one of those photos.


You ever seen what happens to the head of a baby when it comes out? The baby only has floating bone plates on the brain for a skull so that the head can change shape to get through the canal easier. It gets rigid once the bones fuse together later in life.

But right after birth they have cone heads
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Thanks again everyone. It would be cool if one day she could come to MT and read all this. Hopefully Metaltabs will still be around then.

dude screen shot all this shit and save it for her!


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Old 2006-01-18, 01:24
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Yeah, it's pretty wild. When my eldest was little we had to take him periodically to get his head measured and checked. He used to get "Good Boy" stickers when we'd go because he never fussed. I'm wondering if it was sort of misshapen from forceps. I think they'd used those. But to this day when he gets his glasses he has to tell them that one ear is farther forward than the other so they rebend them slightly or they won't fit.
Little miracles babies are.

I can tell you're not a proud daddy. (that was sarcasm ) Do what I've done and hit the printable feature. Select all, copy and paste it at wordpad and then print it out for her memory book. I've got a couple things saved like that. When she turns 18 you can do the "back when you were born" thing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-01-18, 01:27
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But to this day when he gets his glasses he has to tell them that one ear is farther forward than the other so they rebend them slightly or they won't fit.
Little miracles babies are.
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isnt everyone like that? i have one ear higher than the other
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Old 2006-01-18, 01:29
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maybe your baby will be jesus. maybe he has finally come back to earth!
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Old 2006-01-18, 01:44
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Yeah, it's pretty wild. When my eldest was little we had to take him periodically to get his head measured and checked. He used to get "Good Boy" stickers when we'd go because he never fussed. I'm wondering if it was sort of misshapen from forceps. I think they'd used those. But to this day when he gets his glasses he has to tell them that one ear is farther forward than the other so they rebend them slightly or they won't fit.
Little miracles babies are.

I can tell you're not a proud daddy. (that was sarcasm ) Do what I've done and hit the printable feature. Select all, copy and paste it at wordpad and then print it out for her memory book. I've got a couple things saved like that. When she turns 18 you can do the "back when you were born" thing.


Nah, Jr.'s head's misshapen cuz he's all fuckered up.

Congrats on the daughter, Soul. Don't let her join the Navy
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Old 2006-01-18, 12:42
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Old 2006-01-19, 08:59
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Congratulations, Soul'! The quicker you get her on a staple diet of Slayer the better!
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Old 2006-01-19, 19:18
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congratulations. beautiful name too.
 
Old 2006-01-19, 20:19
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That pic is kinda creepy.
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Urgh...

How soft is a baby's head after birth? Could you shape it like old silly putty!?
 
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on a down note, there will be a miniature YGID in the world in a few months also.
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Old 2006-01-20, 07:30
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Aww, its not so bad dude. Post some pics. That child will be you immortality. I think you will fall in love with it fast. Just be there at least. See the baby shortly after its born if she doesn't want you in there during birth. I seen a few poor dudes that got locked out during delivery Try not to take it personal if she has that done but the baby does love you. You are its only dad in the whole world so don't wait to get to know him/her.

Also, the babies head isn't that soft but it isn't really an easy space that it has to fit through. The head looks normal again after the first day but thank God for baby hats. We all went through it. It's not a new thing really.

I wish they made Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig, or any band baby sock hats. I would have had one on her
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I posted this story on another forum that explained details of this delivery. I didn't have the energy to post it until days after the event though. Enjoy.

"It was a bloody fucking mess actually. I thought Mrs Soulinsane was going to die. She has been diabetic from age 3, is really small to begin with, and developed really high blood pressure during the pregnacy; 220+/120+. She pushed all she could for as long as she could. She was exhausted, spirit broken, and had started to bleed badly. The babies heart dropped to 50 BPM as was stuck in the birth canal. The doctors wanted to just get the baby out because it was having the better chance of living. They were in the process getting ready to take her to an emergency C-section.

I used to be a EMT and I have seen live death before but this really scared me. In fact it horrified me. This was the hardest labor I've ever seen. I knew she was done and so did the doctors. Everythiong was going south fast. I wasn't sure Mrs Soulinsane had any ideal what was happening or what was about to happen but I didn't feel like scaring her if she could understand me telling her. I knew I only had about 10 seconds to talk with her because they wouldn't allow me in the room while proforming the emergency C-section. It was just a whisper but I told her I loved her and I understood she had done all she could but I, in selfish vain, asked if she could push on more time. I could see the top of Lilly's head but she was stuck. So close.

I was about to cry, but thought it might scare her. I really thought one of them were going to die and this was the last time I would see them both alive at once. She started to push a little but the doctors told her to just rest, but she just started to push anyway and the baby started to come out more Everyone jumped back in place and cheered her on. She was doing it!

It could have been maybe 2 minutes ( not sure ) later but it felt longer and the baby was out. Lots of things took place after that but my attention was divided. I was looking at monitors, what people were doing, and taking in information about Lilly and Mrs Soulinsane. I soon realized she had done it and they were both recovering fast. I was amazed more then anything.

30 minutes later they were both as normal as could be. I just couldn't believe it. Most of the people there had never seen it come to that point and do a complete reverse.

But thats why I married her. She is my hero in many ways and today she proved why she owns my ass once again"
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Old 2006-01-20, 11:30
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Man, that must've been hell for the both.. i mean three of you to go trough. Good to hear everything came out fine

Give miss Souli my regards
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Congrats Soul! Maybe we'll talk another night! haha
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on a down note, there will be a miniature YGID in the world in a few months also.

You'll do fine.
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Because there's no other choice and you're a good guy.
 
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congratulations man that's really cool
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im 17 and broke. no one knows aside me and well, now the metaltabs community and closest friends and im not with that chick anymor, thats why its sort of a downer.
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Old 2006-01-20, 14:48
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Your parents don't know? Hmm... murder may be on the cards here then.... if you feel like getting arse raped for a long time.

Sorry to hear about your situation though. It's gotta suck.
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im 17 and broke. no one knows aside me and well, now the metaltabs community and closest friends and im not with that chick anymor, thats why its sort of a downer.


I was 17 and broke to once, but the good news is that will change one day. Even if the girl doesn't want to be with you she is going to have to accept that you are going to be apart of her life for now on. You don't have to like each other but try to work together for the kid. Your pretty much a grown man at 17 imo. You may not be able to do as much as you might like for the kid ( I think everyone feels this way at first ), but you can only do what you can do.

You might want to talk to someone that can help you more then us. Also get her to talk to someone too. Don't let her hide it to long. We all need help when it come to this situation.
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im 17 and broke. no one knows aside me and well, now the metaltabs community and closest friends and im not with that chick anymor, thats why its sort of a downer.

Yeah that is pretty crap some girl asked me if i wanted to get her pregnant and i was like "erm maybe ask me in 10 years."

I didn't fancy getting into that shit.
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some girl asked me if i wanted to get her pregnant




hahaha...moron.


YGID, best of luck to you man, hang in there for the child's sake...it's terribly hard growing up without a strong male influence..all the best to you bro!
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hahaha...moron.

Yes if your bad mouthing me keeps you happy go on ahead but it is the truth and it isnt cool.

And i bet you don't get any girls especially when you were bald.
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Old 2006-01-20, 17:33
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And i bet you don't get any girls especially when you were bald.



lol, I've had the same girlfriend for over two years stupid, she met me when I had a shaved head. Go have sex with your 500 girls, genital rash.
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Go have sex with your 500 girls, genital rash.

I only got one and that was a very interlectual comment to make.
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lol, interlectual eh.
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lol, interlectual eh.

Something like that
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congrats soul and good luck to you and the rest of the souls
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thanks dudes, all of yas. yeah your daughter is gonna like Slayer
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Old 2006-01-21, 07:19
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She has been listening to it the last 9 months Along with lots of Megadeth.

Babies actually like metal music
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Old 2006-01-21, 15:40
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I just caught up with this thread and your story made me cry. God bless your family. I had thoughts of the cord wrapped around where it shouldn't be when she pushed and everything. I think that was good for folks to read about how traumatic childbirth can be. But now the fun starts as you well know.
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Old 2006-01-21, 15:41
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YGID-- Whatever you can do to be a part of the child's life, do it. If there's any way you can get a paternity test if you haven't done so, do it. My son did that even though the child was 2 before it was done to verify it was his. He said he knew, but I'm glad he did. The state of California ordered him to pay child support among other things, even though the mother wanted nothing from him. There was no choice so make sure you're contributing to a child that's actually yours.
We still have yet to meet him although he's in elementary school now and it's just been recently that my son has talked to him over the phone. He's gone through many rough bumps, but we've supported his decisions and tried to help however we could.
The main thing to do is what you feel is the right thing. Talk to people that can give you good advice. It might be family or it might be someone else. It's not an uncommon thing and you can over come the hurdles. Plus, like Bia said, you're a good guy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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