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Old 2006-01-14, 02:31
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The Penis Thread

Haha, I want to have a little fun here tonight (no, I am certainly not gay). Lets discuss penises here. Anything related to penises whether it be size, smell, taste, appearance, or fungus, post about it here.

Haha, mods, if you don't like this, don't close it, just tell me to delete it or whatever.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:34
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:35
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Because I feel like being a dick tonight, is that OK? Haha. Come on people. let the good times roll.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:37
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What can I say? My penis is huge.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:37
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Haha, mods, if you don't like this, don't close it, just tell me to delete it or whatever.


My penis is halfway down your throat for telling me how to do my job.

I'm going to leave this open until it descends into a pile of word-shit, then yell at you.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:38
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haha wtf?
ok..

MY PENIZSS IS THIS LONGSFG!!!!!
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:41
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My penis is halfway down your throat for telling me how to do my job.

I'm going to leave this open until it descends into a pile of word-shit, then yell at you.


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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2006-01-14, 02:46
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MY PENIS IS THAT LONG ALSO I AM GAY BECAUSE I FUCK UP THE FORMATTING OF THE THREAD

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Old 2006-01-14, 02:49
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MY PENIS IS THAT LONG ALSO I AM GAY BECAUSE I FUCK UP THE FORMATTING OF THE THREAD


Bwaahahahaha.

"edited by Far_Beyond_Sane"
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:51
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:58
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See, this thread turned out to be quite humorous so far.
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Old 2006-01-14, 03:05
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LOL this is fucking ridiculous what a dumb thread.

I deliberately fucked the formatting hoping someone would lock it
 
Old 2006-01-14, 03:06
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Because I feel like being a dick tonight, is that OK? Haha. Come on people. let the good times roll.


Cool, I'll help this thread "descend" and also I feel like being a bitch tonight so I'm going to....only using your above quote....re arrange what you really mean.


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Because I like feeling a dick tonight, is that OK?
Haha. Come on people. let the good times roll.


All that with two letters left out "be"


 
Old 2006-01-14, 03:07
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LOL
 
Old 2006-01-14, 03:11
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+1 for Bia's oversized Orangutan twat.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2006-01-14, 03:11
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I deliberately fucked the formatting hoping someone would lock it


I kind of picked that up. You made the words bigger than the entire world.

Now, you see what happens when you make a "POST STUFF ABOUT DICKS THREAD LOL" thread, fagtube?
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