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Breakfast At Dahmer's
Rhino Scat Fandango
Rectal Cologne
Little Fingers In The Curry
Some Elements are Noticably Funnier Than Rhodium
The Alpaca and the Dubious Oral Hygiene Nightmare
Bruised Scotsmen
You're Not An Actor, You Just Do Commercials, You Tool
Salvador Dali - Bread Molester
Can A Gay Suicide Bomber Blow Himself?
Don't Eat The Possum
I Was An Actress, But Now I Want To Be A Model
Gay, Samoan and Proud
"...And The Father Says 'The Aristocrats!'"
Greco-Roman Tinfoil Hat Brigade
Boris Yeltsin Didn't Drink Enough
White, Guilty, Pear-Shaped
Knit Her Fetus A Cardigan, Because The Bitch Is Frigid
Fuck-You-Up-And-Get-High-core
Lock Box For Cock Blocks
One Fish, Two Fish, These Whores Cost A Fortune
Fear The Glorious Attack Marmot
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http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/transient_shirts/Banner.gif
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Previous efforts:
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The Butter Dancer's Glee Club
Cuntiddily Circus
Martha Stewart and the Other Catastrophes
The Boys from Grammatically Poor
Lemongrass Ape Steaks
Blady Missplet
Samuel Beckett Ate Cotton Candy
Puce Teacup the Mighty
Anal Fissure and the Colonoscopies
Fish Lager
Extensive Moose Penis Collection
What Happens When You Talk to Strangers
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Toothpaste-Shaped Lesbian
Merchandised Buttock Crevice and the Back-Fillers
Cuntocracy
A Vote For John Howard is a Punch in the Vagina for an Angry Soccer Mum
Slightly Singed Scrotal Sac
Violent Sulphuric Douche
Shave, it's Sunday
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Diesel-Powered Transvestite
Brian Eats The Plate and Leaves The Food
Death Duties For The Poor
Buttered Weasels on Toast
Your Mother's Goitre Wears a Hat
Crooligan is Not A Word
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Fu Man Chu's New Blue Man-Goo
Rand McNally Was A Batfucker
Use A Corkscrew Where Possible
A Civil War Is Anything But
Tarzan Waxed His Nipples
Stripped, Raped, Gently Apologised To
Mallards - The Forgotten Shoe-Polish of God
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Either you're feeling better or you've got some good drugs to go with the whiskey. Some of those are hilarious. You don't get paid enough.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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"good drugs to go with whiskey"
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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How about,
"I cry when I masturbate"?
That would make a great Emo song title.
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2. Never Stick a Hot Dog in Your Vagina
3. Don't let the Bed Bugs Molest You
4. Run! A Catholic Priest!
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How about "Bitch...Did you just call me a Jew?"  
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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"...And The Father Says 'The Aristocrats!'"
But you've got it all wrong. He said "The Aristocats!"
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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Or possibly, "I love your face when it is covered by a sack".
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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Lynching of the Black Man
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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How About
1. Curse of the Badonkadonk
2. AdlibbedWhammyBarShit
3. Barstool Diarhea
4. Emo Vikings from HairyCuntland
Bonus Track. Negropenis
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Syphylitic massacre
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negrofagist
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How About
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2. AdlibbedWhammyBarShit
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Where I live, a badonkadonk is a women who has very full posterior.
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OK, this is pretty fun so far so here's some more.
Wankers of Doom
RectumRatsFromMars
PenileTissueFungus
GahhTheresGoblinsInMyAss
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fetal face fuck
johann hegg attorney at law
cum guzzling whore corpse
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Children of Buzum (or how ever you spell it)
Trashed, Lost, and Horny
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Sixincher
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Jesus Juice & Smegma Cookies
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Ricky Jizzdrinker and the Cockgoblers
Jimmy's Asshair and the Clingons
Tony Scatman and the Turdburglers
Cunt; The other White Meat
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LACERATED SHIT MONGERING ASS BELONKER!!!
hah
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"Black Metal, Pink Panties"
"Can A Gay Suicide Bomber Blow Himself?"
I feel special. And little girls.
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I feel special. And little girls.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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I'm going to use one of these as a band name!
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When faced with a difficult situation, Jesus asks himself, "What would Chuck Norris do?"
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Ahh sweet! You used my two favourites!
"Black Metal, Pink Panties"
"Can A Gay Suicide Bomber Blow Himself?"
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Here im gonna simplify this thread:
Penis Muncher
Vaginal Face Puss
Mutilated Fetus
Death Is Good
Oral Anus
F_B_S Remark
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2006-01-17, 06:17
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Salt Schmuck
I need cash
So Far, So Good, So what do you think about the rising national gas prices?
Do a snowjob with my anal remains
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-01-17, 16:50
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slack as fuck
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Here im gonna simplify this thread:
Penis Muncher
Vaginal Face Puss
Mutilated Fetus
Death Is Good
Oral Anus
F_B_S Remark
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man.. everyone beat you to it and yours suck ass.
You should put some vocals in, Jim
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-01-18, 01:02
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I want to. But I'm up at school now, I gotta find time because I'm busy as fuck.
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2006-01-18, 01:20
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My Ass, Your Face
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More song names:
Reminding Black People that They Picked Cotton Since 1986
Grandpa has a Pustule on his Gooch
Hairy Gooch, Naked Balls
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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2006-01-18, 02:31
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man getting hit by football.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-01-18, 16:34
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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cannibal vegan ritual
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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Song titles:
1. Wipe those Tears Away with a Cunt Rag
2. Never Stick a Hot Dog in Your Vagina
3. Don't let the Bed Bugs Molest You
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dude there was a girl at my school who tried to masterbate with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she couldnt get it out so she had to tell her mother who rushed her to the E.R. to have it surgically removed
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This should be made into a sticky
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
 Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2006-01-18, 19:42
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1974 - 2004
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2006-01-18, 23:22
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dude there was a girl at my school who tried to masterbate with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she couldnt get it out so she had to tell her mother who rushed her to the E.R. to have it surgically removed |
wouldn't it just get out eventualy?
why do women always use foor for mastrubation?
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I don't know what this "foor" is, but I sure would like for you to tell me more about it!
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Crusher of Skulls
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You sir...are a fucktard...and a cunt
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2006-01-19, 08:46
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I don't know what this "foor" is, but I sure would like for you to tell me more about it!
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it sounds like voer, which is dutch for food (more in a "grub" kind of way) wich was what i actualy wanted to say
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Jono
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dude there was a girl at my school who tried to masterbate with a hot dog and it broke off inside her and she couldnt get it out so she had to tell her mother who rushed her to the E.R. to have it surgically removed |
A chick in my grade used a test-tube.Shattered into pieces in class and everything.Oh and I know someone who brought a whole playstation 2,to use the dual-shock controller  .I shit you not.
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Reason: fucking typo
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A chick in my grade used a test-tube.Shattered into pieces in class and everything.Oh and I know someone who brought a whole playstation 2,to use the dual-shock controller .I shit you not. |
now we just have to wait for perverted japanese games wich use the vibo controllers
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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A chick in my grade used a test-tube.Shattered into pieces in class and everything.Oh and I know someone who brought a whole playstation 2,to use the dual-shock controller .I shit you not. |
Unfortunate about the test-tube thing that must blow really hard and the dual shock thing all i have to say is............. how amusing.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2006-01-19, 23:27
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slack as fuck
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What the fuck? Who's brilliant idea was that?
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Jono
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Nintendo.
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2006-01-20, 04:58
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C-Un(i)t
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A chick in my grade used a test-tube.Shattered into pieces in class and everything.Oh and I know someone who brought a whole playstation 2,to use the dual-shock controller .I shit you not. |
Where do you go to school? Kings Cross? |
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Haha.I live near Parramatta,well its the closest city.
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