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Old 2006-01-03, 01:24
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Identify my weapon please.

My friend's girlfriend bought me this for Christmas. I have no idea what to call it, however.

http://image51.webshots.com/151/9/2...02IwbbgQ_ph.jpg

http://image50.webshots.com/50/9/28...26XiRvLy_ph.jpg

http://image50.webshots.com/150/9/2...13ecRBvW_ph.jpg

That last one was to give you a sense of its size. The photos are blurry, I know: so what. And in case you're wondering what the dark colored stains are on the rug, let's just say I had an encounter with my enemies.
 
Old 2006-01-03, 01:29
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The link says its 'forbidden'.



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Old 2006-01-03, 01:29
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Old 2006-01-03, 01:34
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Old 2006-01-03, 01:36
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Hmm, it works for Kalmah...
 
Old 2006-01-03, 01:36
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That thing kicks ass. I don't know what it is though.
 
Old 2006-01-03, 01:42
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Old 2006-01-03, 01:46
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you need to refresh the page. than it shows some kind of blade
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Old 2006-01-03, 01:50
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:05
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I showed some friends and they agree....

some sort of useless battle axe.

Useless meaning it's for show and not function.

 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:11
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ya my brother said the same thing, looks damn cool though
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:18
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I don't see the relationship to an axe.
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:19
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It had better not be your penis.

hah, that made me laugh.

looks like a showcase axe. i like it a little, cause its not exaggerated or anything. i dont like those ones that are too flashy. you know if you use it on something like a rat or snake, it will no longer be just for show
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:22
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I don't see the relationship to an axe.

well are the sides sharp? or just the point ends?
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:23
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I don't see the relationship to an axe.

its a bit like one

http://www.planetadnd.com/vastonia....aurWeapons.php3
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:27
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It's shaped more like a spade than an axe. I'm looking for an official name, not "useless battle axe".
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:31
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It's shaped more like a spade than an axe. I'm looking for an official name, not "useless battle axe".

I apologize.... these are some weapon freaks too...and none could figure a proper name so I suppose logic would suggest it's simply a custom design weapon.....with no official name.
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:35
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:40
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I am pretty sure that is a rip off version of a Klingon baktar (I think thats the one)
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:50
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I am pretty sure that is a rip off version of a Klingon baktar (I think thats the one)

I swear on my life I was going to say some kind of Start Trek rip off.....

LMAO
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:50
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Check out the axe I got from MY girlfriend.

http://www.abc.net.au/backyard/stor...Axe_m821957.jpg
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:54
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Looks like its 23rd century Klingon to me. I think its a Bakhlak. They only used them for decoration too.

Edit: Someone else beat me to the Klingon line. Damn.
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Old 2006-01-03, 02:54
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Check out the axe I got from MY girlfriend.

http://www.abc.net.au/backyard/stor...Axe_m821957.jpg

You should go kill some big blue oxen
 
Old 2006-01-03, 02:58
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Naw I'm going to build a Palace shaped from Ent's.
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Old 2006-01-03, 03:47
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Check out the axe I got from MY girlfriend.

http://www.abc.net.au/backyard/stor...Axe_m821957.jpg

is paul bunyans axe even that big?
 
Old 2006-01-03, 12:15
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Has anyone heard "Axes of evil" by three inches of blood? Great song.
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Old 2006-01-03, 12:23
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next thankgiving try to cut the turkey with that thing
 
Old 2006-01-03, 13:24
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It sort of looks like a face which is what I thought was cool about it. Like a shiny medieval helmet or something. Sort of reminded me of my kids In Flames tattoo also. I think the eyes.
[img=http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/1763/stattoo4lz.th.jpg]

useless battle axe? Pande' I bet you thought of me reading that. I know I did. hehe
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Old 2006-01-03, 14:46
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I think you should name the weapon "Conrad"
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Old 2006-01-03, 16:09
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It sort of looks like a face which is what I thought was cool about it. Like a shiny medieval helmet or something. Sort of reminded me of my kids In Flames tattoo also. I think the eyes.
[img=http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/1763/stattoo4lz.th.jpg]

useless battle axe? Pande' I bet you thought of me reading that. I know I did. hehe


Yeah, it could be used as a mask I suppose. That would be pretty blasphemous in a photo shoot.
 
Old 2006-01-03, 16:55
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I didn't mean to use it as a mask, but the shape itself reminds me of one. When you get your first cd cover done up with your blasphemous tunes maybe you can have that in the picture with you wearing a mask like that.


WAIT A MINUTE!!! When did you get a g/f? And you didn't tell me?? Congrats!
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