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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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Smiling Doobster...
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R.I.P. Mieszko Talarczyk
1974 - 2004
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Mojo Ganjamaster? 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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I am t3h Suave Sativa
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My Ass, Your Face
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Mojo Ganjamaster? |
Lol, that's my stoner name if I use my shortened first name.
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2006-01-01, 23:11
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-01-01, 23:14
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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moonraven?....more like ass raven
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My friends always call me hollywood when I'm stoned.
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"And he piled upon the whale's white hump, the sum of all the hate and rage fely by his race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."
Sanasta sana tulevi, kipinästä maa kytevi
Gallowmere
Our Stuff
Reavers Lament
Snowfall
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2006-01-02, 00:04
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Supreme Metalhead
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I'm Ungrateful Jointhogger..... 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Double Dutch Spliffster
Wow.
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2006-01-02, 00:22
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Northern Lights Smokefiend
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White Rhino Dimebag
I did it a few days ago when I spotted it in your signature
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2006-01-02, 01:17
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Post-whore
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Fanatical Joint Evangelist
man I sound like a christian stoner.....
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omg t3h @x1s p3d@ls @r3 t3h b3st!!!!!!1!!11
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2006-01-02, 01:45
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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No, you'd be called "mom" then.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Dog farts
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I got 'Mother's Finest Stoner'.
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2006-01-02, 02:29
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Metalhead
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Actually mines pretty cool....
Total Eclipse Nickelbagger
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2006-01-02, 02:44
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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C-Un(i)t
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Green Goblin..... ?
Did it again, and got 'Marley Spliffster'.
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2006-01-02, 03:38
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Supreme Metalhead
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my name is the Mighty Mango Dopefiend. hahaha sweet
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2006-01-02, 05:07
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Post-whore
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I GOT THE BEST...
THUNDEROUS BLUNTMONGER
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2006-01-02, 05:09
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Daddy's Little Dimebag
Wtf....
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2006-01-02, 05:33
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Muffin Ass
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Mighty Mango Dopefiend
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Buddha's Sister Tokeinator
or Lazy-assed Grower (if shortend name)
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2006-01-02, 09:32
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haha, did it again with my short name, and now I am Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster.
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Respected Tokemaster or Mother's Finest Stoner if I shortened my first name.
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Post-whore
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Fanatical Dopefeind
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2006-01-02, 13:43
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slack as fuck
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here I did it again without shortening my name
Drippy Dimebagger
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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Post-whore
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Massive Munchies(???)
or Phried Phish(?????)
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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Quantum.
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No one is getting surprised or disappointed at the fact that it doesn't really take any notice of what you write...?
Anyway... Misunderstood Pipe Packer?
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Jeez...
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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T.H.C. McGee: Full Name
Chicken-Fried Joint Roller: Shortened First Name.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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I am a tax on the world..
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No one is getting surprised or disappointed at the fact that it doesn't really take any notice of what you write...?
Anyway... Misunderstood Pipe Packer?
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All these dumb game things are like that They don't assign a certain word to a certain part of name, so this program makes up shit, and they only have so many creative ideas for different names --notice how some us have the same name.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-01-02, 23:01
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I thought it was cool that both my shortened first name and full one (with last name of course) both came out with dimebag in it
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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My name is Gordon so...
Gordon: Marley Spliffster
Gordy: Amateur Resinator
Gordie: Happy One Hit
Gord: Chicken-Fried Joint Roller
Jordi: Annoying Bogart
Jordy: One Hit Wonder
that all the things people call me that arent insults
i envy you guys with "Dimebag" in your name RIP
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2006-01-03, 20:50
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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My name is Gordon so...
Gord: Chicken-Fried Joint Roller
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I got that one too.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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i get intelligent smoker if i use samuel instead of sam
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R.I.P. Mieszko Talarczyk
1974 - 2004
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someone's a little behind
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2006-01-04, 22:28
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Supreme Metalhead
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twenty-second hit-mister...
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2006-01-05, 19:53
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slack as fuck
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My name is Gordon so...
Gordon: Marley Spliffster
Gordy: Amateur Resinator
Gordie: Happy One Hit
Gord: Chicken-Fried Joint Roller
Jordi: Annoying Bogart
Jordy: One Hit Wonder
that all the things people call me that arent insults
i envy you guys with "Dimebag" in your name RIP |
Why did you even bother with Jordi and Jordy?
anyways haha both my names have dimebag
Mike: White Rhino Dimebag
Michael: Drippy Dimebagger
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2006-01-05, 20:53
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Drugged Unholy
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Massive Munchies....it's true!
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2006-01-05, 20:57
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Muffin Ass
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It's pretty obvious it's simply random and what someone types in has nothing to do with the outcome.
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2006-01-05, 20:57
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Quantum.
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But I'm the only Misunderstood Pipe Cracker so far. I don't know, pipe. Sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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Jono
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Amatuer resinator.
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2006-01-06, 05:22
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Amatuer resinator.
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Amateur Resinator.... hmmm... weird that I got the same thing.
Edit: Oh I just read Bia's post. That sucks.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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MY WEBSITE!
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2006-01-06, 09:47
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Jono
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2006-01-07, 00:56
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Wait,dude you just got out of rehab What are you doing on these stoner sites? |
Good point go back to your bread and water zionist!!!! and a beer for good measure.
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Location: hickland illinois baby!
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I dont think its random. Looked at the code, and predictably, it runs off an alphanumeric value system, typical A=1 etc. I think it adds up all the values in the string, and then refers to a list and comes back with your name. As such, typing "Alex Alex" yielded the same results as "xlea xlea". Though the one drawback to this theory is that tim got two different names. Anyway, all the possible names are:
Code:
"Insane Tokemonkey",
"Respected Tokemaster",
"Dubious Dimebag",
"Excessive Bluntster",
"Annoying Bogart",
"Lazy-assed Grower",
"Erratic Pipepacker",
"Crystal Blondie Pipemaster",
"Grim Bongmaster",
"Misunderstood Inhaler",
"Double Dutch Spliffster",
"Smokus Maximus",
"Smiling Doobster",
"Happy OneHitter",
"Vulgar Cougher",
"Peaceful Inhaler",
"Thunderous Bluntster",
"Pesky Resinball",
"Mighty Mango Dopefiend",
"Irate Spliffmeister",
"Splifftastic Space Cadet",
"Diabolical Jointmeister",
"Amateur Resinator",
"Blue Velvet Spliffmonger",
"Ungrateful Jointpuffer",
"Merry Doobinator",
"Fanatical Jointfiend",
"Buddha's Sister Tokeinator",
"Morning Glory Bongmaster",
"White Rhino Dimebag",
"Daddy's Little Dimebag",
"Mother's Finest Stoner",
"Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster",
"Sacred Haze Zigzagger",
"Humboldt County Sheriff",
"Blue Haze Burnout",
"Jurassic Jointmaster",
"NYC Diesel Toker",
"Northern Lights Smokefiend",
"Total Eclipse Nickelbagger",
"Gandhi Ganjamaster",
"Kali Mist Spliffster",
"Drippy Dimebagger",
"Grateful Ganja Guru",
"Moo Goo Gai Ganja",
"Son of the Bong",
"Chicken-Fried Joint Roller",
"Lemon-Fresh Onehit",
"The Real Slim Stoner",
"Odoriferous Patchouli Stinker",
"Intelligent Smoker",
"Thunderous Bluntmonger",
"Mad Nickelbag",
"Phried Phish",
"Mojo Ganjamaster",
"Lazy-ass Grower",
"Excessive Toker",
"Erratic Supplier",
"Annoying Bogart",
"Shrieking Pipemaster",
"Happy One Hit",
"Smart-Ass Spliff",
"Smiley Doobinator",
"Misunderstood Pipe Packer",
"Bongmaster Extraordinaire",
"Mighty Dopefiend",
"Bubbles Resinsizzle",
"Ingenious Spliffwizard",
"Ungrateful Jointhogger",
"Dynamic Jointmeister",
"Suave Sativa",
"Amateur Resinator",
"Fanatical Joint Evangelist",
"Merry Doobinator",
"One Hit Wonder",
"Marley Spliffster",
"Double Doobie Dimebag",
"Master Roller",
"Doctor Dimebag",
"Bong Bubbler",
"Captain B. Pipesmoker",
"Massive Munchies",
"Nirvana Nickelbag",
"Skunky Happiness",
"Hash Head",
"Heshmaster Hookah",
"Hookah Hogger",
"Visine Vixen",
"Green Goblin",
"T.H.C. McGee",
"Amazing Haze"
POST END.
Myself, I am "Lazy Ass Grower". Interesting.
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