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I have offically had my worst christmas ever, i broke my jaw on christmas eve and spent 3 days in hospital having it fixed. Its been so depressing and it fucking hurts so much, i was just wondering whether anyone else has had as bad a christmas? 
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nope my xmas was great
this could have gone in the rtt
and i dont think anyone else had as bad an xmas gift as a broken jaw. maybe a drunk uncle or something
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I had a drunk next door neighbor (who is Australian) taunting my brother by doing FSU cheers (my brother goes to Penn State and PSU is playing FSU in the orange bowl in a few days). But that wasn't really a bad gift, it was rather funny.
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I got sick, and I still am. Other than that, christmas has been good.
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sry to hear man how the hell did you break your jaw 
anyway get well soon
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cheers dudes, i did it in this mosh pit on christmas eve, i didnt realise it at the time, so i carried on and then i realsied that my whole mouth was bleeding , so i went to a&e at the hospital and had it x rayed and shit.
It turned out that i had broken it in 2 places, so i had surgery on christmas day. Had 3 bolts put in and my teeth and shit wired together,its fucking horrible,  feels so shitty. The only good thing is that i should be able to have the wire and shit removed in 6 weeks time, but it still sucks
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Now that sounds crap but least you got the worst christmas of your life out the way. well you'd like to hope that.
Mine was amazingly good in so many ways i wont go into it. 
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cheers dudes, i did it in this mosh pit on christmas eve, i didnt realise it at the time, so i carried on and then i realsied that my whole mouth was bleeding , so i went to a&e at the hospital and had it x rayed and shit.
It turned out that i had broken it in 2 places, so i had surgery on christmas day. Had 3 bolts put in and my teeth and shit wired together,its fucking horrible, feels so shitty. The only good thing is that i should be able to have the wire and shit removed in 6 weeks time, but it still sucks |
fuck dude. pretty freaky. i mean, i bet you were a bit shocked when you noticed your mouth bleeding. sometimes after i drink alot, if i throw up, i can purposely just cough up blood out of who knows where. that scares me bad. so im sure you fealt pretty freaked. good luck with recovery bro. |
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cheers dudes, i did it in this mosh pit on christmas eve, i didnt realise it at the time, so i carried on and then i realsied that my whole mouth was bleeding , so i went to a&e at the hospital and had it x rayed and shit.
It turned out that i had broken it in 2 places, so i had surgery on christmas day. Had 3 bolts put in and my teeth and shit wired together,its fucking horrible, feels so shitty. The only good thing is that i should be able to have the wire and shit removed in 6 weeks time, but it still sucks |
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Mine was kinda boring. Went to my brother's house, hung out with the family.....uhm...I played WoW for the rest of the time.
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I have offically had my worst christmas ever, i broke my jaw on christmas eve and spent 3 days in hospital having it fixed. Its been so depressing and it fucking hurts so much, i was just wondering whether anyone else has had as bad a christmas? |
I feel your pain, brother. I bruised a bone in my foot on Christmas Eve (jumping off a stage in a gimp mask and no pants... don't fucking ask). I have had the worst four days of my life since - I can't walk properly, I can't lift weights, I can barely leave the house. To cap it all off, most of my friends are overseas and my computer has fried its motherboard so I can't write, can't MTabs, can't fuck around on the internet. The writing was the main thing... I am in the middle of a million things right now and not being able to write absolutely ruins me. In short, I have been STUCK IN PARALYSIS HELL with very little to do but ring people up and bitch at them for ages.
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I was dragged to a fuckin' restaurant just because my mom couldn't be arsed cooking. So, dragged into the freezing cold weather, into a freezing car, couldn't work out whether I had finished exhaling cig smoke so I was choking on my own hungover moronicness, into a freezing fuckin' restaurant - and to my horror, I had to endure seven fucking courses of what can only be described as dirge on a plate. Even worse, the waitresses were so fuckable - but every single on of them was engaged, I felt like annoying them in some annoying way just because of this engagedness that they seem to enjoy....then, when I finally got home, I had to go through the horrible scenario of people being happy and playing monopoly.
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My whole family and me got drunk, danced around for the whole night, not noticing the time passing by. Then some friends of mine came over and they got drunk too and danced with us.
It all ended up in a big dance...
it seemed everybody was dancing...
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I was dragged to a fuckin' restaurant just because my mom couldn't be arsed cooking. So, dragged into the freezing cold weather, into a freezing car, couldn't work out whether I had finished exhaling cig smoke so I was choking on my own hungover moronicness, into a freezing fuckin' restaurant - and to my horror, I had to endure seven fucking courses of what can only be described as dirge on a plate. Even worse, the waitresses were so fuckable - but every single on of them was engaged, I felt like annoying them in some annoying way just because of this engagedness that they seem to enjoy....then, when I finally got home, I had to go through the horrible scenario of people being happy and playing monopoly.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha beautiful. You liar. How can you accidentally tell anyone anything?
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[QUOTE=KthalEhthrek]I accidentally told my little neice that Santa died in a freak Reindeer accident and thus couldn't bring her any presents.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!my respect for you just increased
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