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Old 2005-12-22, 23:20
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She has no bones!!!

This woman is beyond unnatural.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/39096/
 
Old 2005-12-22, 23:28
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dude; that is so fucked up...seriously
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Old 2005-12-22, 23:29
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Damn thing won't work.
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Old 2005-12-22, 23:35
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-12-22, 23:42
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Old 2005-12-23, 00:37
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I wonder how sex with a girl that bendy would be
 
Old 2005-12-23, 00:40
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I wonder how sex with a girl that bendy would be


Two words: Endless Possibilities.
 
Old 2005-12-23, 00:44
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lol This is like deja vu from the blue screen. hehe
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Old 2005-12-23, 00:49
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i dont know wether to be impressed or disgusted
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Old 2005-12-23, 02:06
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She must have no spine, because she sat on her own head.
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Old 2005-12-23, 02:43
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i can do that but i dont want to.
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Old 2005-12-23, 03:35
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that was strange, but sort of cool anyway
 
Old 2005-12-23, 03:47
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Let me be the first to say it. I'd hit it.
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Old 2005-12-23, 04:58
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I wonder how sex with a girl that bendy would be

Damn, you beat me to it.
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Old 2005-12-23, 05:31
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Holy Shit!

That's pretty amazing...I'd tear it up!
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Old 2005-12-23, 06:04
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damn that was fucked up
but she could probly lick her own pussy
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Old 2005-12-23, 06:49
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Oh my lord!
 
Old 2005-12-23, 09:04
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Old 2005-12-23, 09:47
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damn that was fucked up
but she could probly lick her own pussy


like a cat?
 
Old 2005-12-23, 09:53
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She is rather odd oh well.

Probaly not entirely her fault she is like that
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Old 2005-12-23, 09:53
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like a cat?




I fuckin hate it when cats do that
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Old 2005-12-23, 13:08
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Red face

feckin' hell!!
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Old 2005-12-23, 13:25
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I wonder how sex with a girl that bendy would be

that exactly what i was going to say!!!
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Old 2005-12-23, 13:45
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Two words: Endless Possibilities.


I once dated a Finnish body builder. She wasn't too huge, but man, her muscles were tight....
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Old 2005-12-23, 15:34
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I once dated a Finnish body builder. She wasn't too huge, but man, her muscles were tight....

Body Builder
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Old 2005-12-23, 18:55
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Body Builder

Barf? heh, no.....
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Old 2005-12-23, 19:02
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Damn! She's a body builder!?
 
Old 2005-12-23, 19:18
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Shes a body builder all right. Just not any "muscle" on her body though
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Old 2005-12-23, 20:08
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Body Builders scare me especially female ones.
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Old 2005-12-23, 21:33
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female body builders are hot, as long as they aint on roids, or else that becomes too manly
 
Old 2005-12-23, 21:36
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Weird i like a woman who looks like a woman not a mass of muscular things
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Old 2005-12-23, 21:39
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female body builders look disgusting imo. But the "body builder" posted it above is freakin hot
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Old 2005-12-23, 21:42
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Argh i never saw that she is hot

I thought body builder as in:
http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/at...y%20builder.jpg

Not body builder:
http://body.builder.hu/pictures/sbk2005/M1_1024.jpg
But the one on the left looks like a man.
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Old 2005-12-23, 21:42
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*Shudders*, that's so...Un-natural!
 
Old 2005-12-23, 21:45
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That's the sort of female bodybuilder that competes in 'fitness' competitions. The sort we're all scared of is :

Lee Murray, the Haney of female bodybuilding

I remember being humiliated looking at pictures of her back in my bodybuilding days ... as she had a physique light years ahead of mine, and she was a chick. A chick on about a metric ton of deca-durabolin, but still a chick nonetheless.

And if you think that's scary .... you should see them in off-season I swear they look just like your dad.
 
Old 2005-12-23, 21:45
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Yep.

That is scary.

BUT THIS IS WORSE:
http://www.lee-priest.com/pr3.jpg
he looks so gay.
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Old 2005-12-24, 04:48
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Argh i never saw that she is hot

I thought body builder as in:
http://www.facstaff.bucknell.edu/at...y%20builder.jpg

Not body builder:
http://body.builder.hu/pictures/sbk2005/M1_1024.jpg
But the one on the left looks like a man.

.........GOOOOOOOO!
as for mr. latvala shes hot
 
Old 2005-12-24, 05:14
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http://body.builder.hu/pictures/sbk2005/M1_1024.jpg
But the one on the left looks like a man.


Ppffff! Don't lie! You would do her and most of us here would too...


At the same time. She's hot.
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Old 2005-12-24, 06:02
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Ppffff! Don't lie! You would do her and most of us here would too...


At the same time. She's hot.

the one on the on far left is way to tan for her hair color. looks weird.
the one on the far right's face isnt that great. but one in middle is alright.......id prolyl do her..
 
Old 2005-12-24, 06:04
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I'd take the one on the right.
 
Old 2005-12-24, 06:11
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Middle one for me, with the pink fluffy bra.
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Old 2005-12-24, 12:40
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Timedragon, just to let you know, I just doubled my dating!!
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