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Old 2005-12-20, 19:25
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I laughed and laughed and laughed.

The title says it all. Trust me.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-12-20, 19:39
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Now, thats what I call severe torture
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Old 2005-12-20, 19:44
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Now, thats what I call severe torture

Too right i dunno if i could stand that shit for 20days solid i think i would rather die to be honest.
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Old 2005-12-20, 20:24
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I remember they pulled that shit off with metallica's enter sandman once
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Old 2005-12-20, 20:42
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Old 2005-12-20, 20:47
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HAHA!


I always felt like I was being tortured whenever I heard some eminem.
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Old 2005-12-20, 20:48
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thats the most pussy form of torture ever.
 
Old 2005-12-20, 21:24
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yeah i remember them using metallicas enter sand man.

somebody get with the times over there and play them some gorguts , obscura.
thatd be crazy
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Old 2005-12-20, 21:32
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Yeah, theyre meant to use Western stuff as its so alien to them or something..Imagine obscura like trans said, that fucks with some of our brains so to someone whos never heard anything like it....bahahhaha
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Old 2005-12-20, 21:40
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heheheh
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Old 2005-12-20, 22:07
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thats the most pussy form of torture ever.


They probably combine the shitty music with hambone sodomy for that Ultimate Moslem Smackdown.
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Old 2005-12-21, 03:39
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They probably combine the shitty music with hambone sodomy for that Ultimate Moslem Smackdown.


YOU CALL THAT TORTURE, BOY?!?
 
Old 2005-12-21, 05:41
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Haha! That's pretty creative though
 
Old 2005-12-21, 06:46
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thats the most pussy form of torture ever.

For 20 days straight? Hell, I'd take a hot poker to the colon over that.
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Old 2005-12-21, 09:42
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I know! They sometimes blast rap music a unbearable levels at 4am here. Maybe I should write to Amnesty?
 
Old 2005-12-21, 09:47
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I would make them listen to techno with the constant starnge bleeping noises and shit it's bound to drive anyone nuts.
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Old 2005-12-21, 12:00
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No,the ghost noises or whatever mentioned would be much worse in the dark.Eminem wouldnt be torture,really,it would just get annoying.
 
Old 2005-12-21, 13:37
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Yeah i guess but it would still be funny to play people techno.
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Old 2005-12-21, 14:17
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Sometimes I like to take Meshuggah and Gorguts and play them simultaneously using seperate media players ( Windows and Winamp ) and that's pretty crazy.


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"The report quoted an Ethiopian-born detainee as saying he was kept in a pitch-black prison and forced to listen to Eminem and Dr. Dre’s rap music for 20 days before the music was replaced by "horrible ghost laughter and Halloween sounds."


The Ethiopians celebrate Halloween
 
Old 2005-12-21, 14:19
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Sometimes I like to take Meshuggah and Gorguts and play them simultaneously using seperate media players ( Windows and Winamp ) and that's pretty crazy.

Hahaha i bet.
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Old 2005-12-21, 14:23
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I'm still curious as to how the Ethiopian identified the strange noises as 'Halloween' sounds.
 
Old 2005-12-21, 15:07
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Haha.
 
Old 2005-12-21, 16:21
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hahah. That's great.
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Old 2005-12-21, 19:19
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thats the most pussy form of torture ever.


are you sure?
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Old 2005-12-21, 19:32
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I think being pissed on is a better torture.
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Old 2005-12-21, 20:05
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id rather get eaten by maggots than listen to the utter gayness of Eminem for 20 minutes
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Old 2005-12-21, 20:11
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I think being pissed on is a better torture.


That's cause you're a fucking scat fiend.
 
Old 2005-12-21, 21:23
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I know! They sometimes blast rap music a unbearable levels at 4am here. Maybe I should write to Amnesty?

hahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 2005-12-21, 22:34
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jail should just be a big rave, a non stop disco in the desert

mujadeen vs HARD american drugs

seriously tho, when the first gulf war happened the navy/airforce jammed all radio transmission then broadcasted "rock the casbah" by the clash as they bombed the shit out of the fleeing iraqi army and parts of iraq, tell me that aint some fucked up shit
 
Old 2005-12-22, 00:19
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id rather get eaten by maggots than listen to the utter gayness of Eminem for 20 minutes


I'd rather wait it out for 20 minutes than get devoured by maggots, thank you. Sheesh...
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Old 2005-12-22, 04:57
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seriously tho, when the first gulf war happened the navy/airforce jammed all radio transmission then broadcasted "rock the casbah" by the clash as they bombed the shit out of the fleeing iraqi army and parts of iraq, tell me that aint some fucked up shit

hahahah thats great
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Old 2005-12-22, 08:43
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That's cause you're a fucking scat fiend.

HAHAHA no i'm not really
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