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Nomad and FBS hit the town!
It's an ordinary Sunday, except for the fact that I have a SPECTACULAR hangover. My head feels so grotty French people laugh at its poor hygiene.
What would one do on such a day? Go drinking with your Lord and Master, the Head of Metaltabs, of course! It's a lot easier when he lives in Sydney all of a sudden. Belgium is a long way to go for a zarking beer.
Our day started around 4pm when Nomad identified me outside a pub previously chosen by myself... which was closed. Well done, J. Nice work. Dickhead.
We thenceforth proceeded to the nearest alcohol dispensing establishment and got to the business of being awful. A dozen schooners later, we disappeared in different directions, half pissed and all happy.
THINGS ABOUT NOMAD YOU DIDN'T KNOW:
* Nomad even looks like a metalhead. He has long hair and is transparently white. Very white. Stupendously white. Naturally, one took to calling him 'nigga'.
* Nomad drinks at FBS speed and quantity, earning him the honorary title of Not Another Goddamn Faggot. At no time did he complain about the speed or amount of beer consumed. Then I remembered that Nomad is Russian and therefore thinks that FBS speed is in fact a bit of a slouch.
* Nomad listens to more Doom metal than you do.
* Nomad is thoroughly confused by cricket. Attempts to explain it fell on deaf ears. All he knows about it is that it's played by English colonies. He said a better way to hate the English would be hitting them with sticks instead of beating them at an intensely English game. I agreed.
* Nomad didn't use to like Germans.
* Nomad does NOT approve of the current trends in overgrown 90's metal-core bullshit. I almost hugged him at this point, but then he said something about how Russians hate fags so I didn't want him to get the wrong idea and settled for a more masculine punch in the eye socket. Ahhhh, bonding.
* Nomad is exactly 28 years old, and if you can guess it you get to bang your head on a nearby garage. Some prize. I got a headache.
* Metaltabs.com gets more that 2 million page views a month, which sure puts your shitty problems into perspective, doesn't it??
* Nomad is a total and complete geek in a way which makes me very jealous, seeing as I can't work a fucking calculator without something crashing.
All in all, a good time was had (at least by me) and honour was satistifed. Enclosed are a few photos of the resultant silliness.
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You're big bold fuck, you even posted it before me damn it... Which means Sydney publich transport sucks your mom's ass and left-minded faggots must go to jail (or at least get me another beer).
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2005-12-18, 11:00
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Either that, or we were WAY closer to my house than yours, chump-o!
(You can add to the above... Nomad shares my very mild and moderate opinions on hippies and hardcore leftists.  )
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coolies!! looks & sounds like you both had a good time!
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* Nomad even looks like a metalhead. He has long hair and is transparently white. Very white. Stupendously white. Naturally, one took to calling him 'nigga'.
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im sure he could, id sure put him up for a while out of gratitude
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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How cuuuteee!
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So...I know nomad has a woman, and I'm guessing you probably do too, James...which means now one more person for each of you, which in this case has doubled...
Holy Christ I think you two just DOUBLED YOUR DATING!
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lmao walpurgis!!! That was so wrong. 
"* Nomad is a total and complete geek in a way which makes me very jealous, seeing as I can't work a fucking calculator without something crashing."
It almost sounded like fbs had a note of humility being in His Honor's presence. There must be a full moon.
That's cool you guys met and had a good time. That's something I'd like to do myself with a few people.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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So...I know nomad has a woman, and I'm guessing you probably do too, James...which means now one more person for each of you, which in this case has doubled...
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Remarkable lack of hangover this morning for the completion of two days solid lairising. It's the best part of Christmas, the weeks of two-fisted social happy beforehand. Naturally, I have another Christmas party this afternoon.
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lmao walpurgis!!! That was so wrong.
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Everyone come to Texas, and I'll show you how to fucking eat pizza.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Nope, make them a memorable casserole they'll never forget. I've only met one online person so far. Waiting on a few others. I think it would be fun.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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No way. We have better pizza down here with better quality and range of ingredients. We also have just as many Italians, well maybe not quite but a shitload regardless.
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I think everyone should come to england instead as shit as it is. Thats where i am and i am way too lazy to travel anywhere.
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Obviously you haven't been to the harbor area around here. One side of the river is Italian and the other side is Finn. And all the Italians are cousins to each other. It's real hard to gossip about someone because they'll be related to the one you're talking about somehow. Unless they're "gypsies" and then they don't matter since they're scum anyways. And the Youngstown mob isn't too far from here either. My mom even has an alias to one of their clubs. lol She showed me her card.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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i've met a few people in real life i met online, met a good mate sandi, who fecked off to england to live with her fella who she met online (who i've later met), met a couple of friends i met online in real life, met my fella online have arranged to meet up with a friend who have known for ages in london when am over in england next 
see good things happen when you meet online people, namely drinking, lots of  lol
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Haha england why would anyone wanna move to england?
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My eldest is engaged to a girl he met on the net. She's so perfect for him it's disgusting. Extremely smart, into books and gaming, a pc geek, and going to be a teacher. They've been an item for a few years now.
I've met a couple of walpurgis' online friends now that I think about it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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erm i do! i would! but that got someit to do with a certain rugby player
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Haha if you come to england you should see me cuz i'm cool
And most rugby players are stupid pricks. For what i hear anyway.
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I want to be a huge nerd and get drunk with someone I talk to online. Seriously, I do.
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What about when we got drunk at hate eternal?
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Haha if you come to england you should see me cuz i'm cool
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hahahahaha na all rugby union players are good craic! not baised at all....lol, having met a few of them a few times, (of the ulster and ireland team) lol, if you serious about meeting up....feel free to tell that to my fella....6ft, 19 odd stone, loose-head prop forward, and i'll stand back at laugh as he hits you into next week! or i may tell him your only messing about....would depend on my mood 
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2005-12-23, 14:30
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What about when we got drunk at hate eternal?
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, if you serious about meeting up.... or i may tell him your only messing about....would depend on my mood |
Yeah i was really serious lol i believe the sentence i used was "If you come to england see me cuz i am cool" ? lol
If i was serious i would have made sure i at least said it in a aserious way.
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lol ok
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well, i hang out with zertonshfits alot. probobaly 'cause he lives about 3 minutes away.
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haha. I was laughing quite alot at Dyldo's edit of Dissection's post.
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He's straight-edge for a girl. It's loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove. Oddly enough, though, according to experts in the field, despite the fact that he did it for a heterosexual love interest, becoming straight edge for somebody else still qualifies as 'pound-me-in-the-ass faggy.' Strange world, I know, but them's the rules.
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If you have to change morals to fuck a girl, then you need to stop trying to fuck Mormons. Or morons.
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