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Old 2005-12-03, 05:15
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTHER JOHN!!!

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all the cool kids like zertonshifts and john will know what that means
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.

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Old 2005-12-03, 05:31
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I wanna lick your tits John.

you hillbilly.
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Old 2005-12-03, 05:36
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I heard your music BTW. Freaking sweet! Enjoy this day and play on your awsome rig for me brother
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Old 2005-12-03, 05:43
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Cunt, stop doing drugs drug doer...I don't reccomend alcohol because I now crave it so it's definitely a drug..have a good sober chirstmas too.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 05:47
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Hey john..your my age...but I bet I still have a bigger CACK..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 05:48
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yeah, what he said.

keep it clean dude.
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 05:48
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im just kidding.

KEEEP IT DUURRRRTTTYYYY!!!!
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 05:54
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I heard your music BTW. Freaking sweet! Enjoy this day and play on your awsome rig for me brother


Since I have a bassist now, I'm going to get a slant 4x12, and a 5150 from Rapture. Along with my Aphex and EQ it'll make it a goddamned Uberschal. So it'll be 5150 ---> Aphex --- > 32 band EQ out to 4x12 and 2x12 on bottom.


Thank you all ... unfortunately I can't get hammered tonight, which is what I'm apparently supposed to do ... I'll make it up to you guys someday this week
 
Old 2005-12-03, 08:31
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John!

Have a damn good one bud!!
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Old 2005-12-03, 08:51
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Happy birthday man
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Old 2005-12-03, 09:07
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMN CUNT JOHN!!!!!!
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Old 2005-12-03, 10:30
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Have a good one john!

DEVOURING THE CAKE!!
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Old 2005-12-03, 10:55
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
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Old 2005-12-03, 11:15
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I'm willing to send a late B-day bottle gift but I got no address or intell how your Mom or Pops might feel about it.

Need info!
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Old 2005-12-03, 11:16
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I'm willing to send a late B-day bottle gift but I got no address or intell how your Mom or Pops might feel about it.

Need info!


HA AWESOME

You have PM
 
Old 2005-12-03, 12:03
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Have a great time!
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Old 2005-12-03, 13:50
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Since I have a bassist now


Oh yes, how is the little guy doing? Those first few years can be a dousy I hear..oh children, so sweet yet they're always shitting themselves.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 14:06
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Have a good one whenever you get round to it!
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Old 2005-12-03, 14:21
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Oh yes, how is the little guy doing? Those first few years can be a dousy I hear..oh children, so sweet yet they're always shitting themselves.


He's a big hefty ex-marine, ex-prison convict fucker .... has a Spector endorsement ... oh, they're so fun at this age.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 15:22
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fucking right, you're band is awesome John! Happy fuckin birthday, get watsed, lose your keys, etc..
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-12-03, 15:31
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2005-12-03, 17:18
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fucking right, you're band is awesome John! Happy fuckin birthday, get watsed, lose your keys, etc..


Getting wasted is going to be super easy when I get my package from Soul ..... SWEET GODDAMNED AMBER BRANDY I fucking love all of you cunts. I'll make sure that when I get hammered I'll be on the internet so you can all witness the hilarity that ensues whenever I enter altered states of mind here on MT.
 
Old 2005-12-03, 17:22
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happy birthday fruit cake.
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Old 2005-12-03, 17:59
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Have a good one man,
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Old 2005-12-03, 21:09
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Getting wasted is going to be super easy when I get my package from Soul ..... SWEET GODDAMNED AMBER BRANDY I fucking love all of you cunts. I'll make sure that when I get hammered I'll be on the internet so you can all witness the hilarity that ensues whenever I enter altered states of mind here on MT.

Cool, hope you say something even funnier than my sig or the pm you sent me a while ago
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Old 2005-12-03, 21:12
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Old 2005-12-03, 21:43
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Old 2005-12-03, 21:59
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happy b day man
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Old 2005-12-03, 22:10
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heppy burtday toe joeeee. heppy burtday toe joeeee heppy burtday mistur jonny, heppy burtday toe joe.



thats how a average dutch guy would sound singing that song
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Old 2005-12-03, 22:15
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I have only one thing to say: you'd better like that Acid Baf, boy.

I'm still recovering from last night's boozing. So at least one of us (me) got shit-hammered. You're welcome.
 
Old 2005-12-04, 02:42
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tonight i got drunk in your honour!
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Old 2005-12-04, 02:54
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Old 2005-12-04, 06:48
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You still owe me a suckle on my stub but I gess that I'll let that one slide.

 
Old 2005-12-04, 10:30
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Old 2005-12-04, 15:36
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You still owe me a suckle on my stub but I gess that I'll let that one slide.


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Happy Birthday you cajun fucker!
 
Old 2005-12-04, 17:21
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I got a squirrel drunk in your honour!

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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-12-05, 02:29
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Would'nt be the first time I've seen that
 
Old 2005-12-05, 16:08
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-12-05, 20:16
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Mr. Holland:

Stop coming on this website, and just work 24 hours a day. Then maybe you'll be able to afford all of that fucking gear you want.


I love you, John.

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