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Superman 11 78.57%
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:01
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Muhamad ali vs Superman:who is stronger?who wins?

the question is very simple:if Muhamad ali and Superman could fight each other,who would win?
who is stronger?Muhamad ali-with his great boxing skills,or Superman-with his super powers?
 
Old 2005-11-14, 15:16
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:20
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Ali is an old "nervous" man..lol...Superman has died many times and has come back to life...Superman..even though I'm not a fan...Spawn could kick all their asses.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:21
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:22
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hahahaha, I just realised - if christopher reeve was still alive...it'd be a pair of disabled men fighting.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:26
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:30
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I'll take Superman,although I agree with siggi Batman rules all.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 15:30
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Now that's really sick. I think Ali has Parkinson's like Richard Pryor and Michael J. Fox, doesn't he?

Chris Reeves was a dream in Somewhere in Time. Beautiful setting and story with a wonderful score. *sigh******* His autobiography was very good, too. Hey, if Robin Williams is your friend you're a-ok in my book.
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Old 2005-11-14, 15:33
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hahahaha, I just realised - if christopher reeve was still alive...it'd be a pair of disabled men fighting.



...that reminds me of the Family Guy last night when Stephen Hawking and his crippled wife were having sex... SOOOOOOOO WRONG..

LB, yes, Ali has Parkinson's..thats why he doesn't promote barbeque grills.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2005-11-14, 16:58
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I'll take Superman,although I agree with siggi Batman rules all.


Fuck yeah. Batman has defeated Superman a countless number of times.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 17:02
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 17:35
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muhammad ali by steel folding chair slam from the top ropes
 
Old 2005-11-14, 17:36
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Hulk Hogan.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 17:51
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Old 2005-11-14, 17:59
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Old 2005-11-14, 18:00
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...Except for subtle changes in hue, all humans look EXACTLY ALIKE to them...


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Old 2005-11-14, 18:04
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Old 2005-11-14, 18:05
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Superman would win. What a stupid question.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 18:08
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out of those two yeah...but they both suck, http://www.angelfire.com/games4/shi...apcom/Akuma.jpg he could kick both their arses
 
Old 2005-11-14, 19:53
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Old 2005-11-14, 20:12
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Spawn could kick all their asses.


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Old 2005-11-14, 20:17
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out of those two yeah...but they both suck, http://www.angelfire.com/games4/shi...apcom/Akuma.jpg he could kick both their arses



fuck yeah
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Old 2005-11-14, 20:28
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Old 2005-11-14, 21:11
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I'm with Def on this one. Hulk owns you all. This thread doesn't even deserve a closing...just fucking delete it...
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Old 2005-11-14, 21:26
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Well first Muhummad would need kryptonite glossed gloves to beat Superman in the first place and also Superman could just eye zap him.
 
Old 2005-11-14, 21:33
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Well first Muhummad would need kryptonite glossed gloves to beat Superman in the first place and also Superman could just eye zap him.



lol, Superman would only have to push him over..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2005-11-14, 21:36
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Old 2005-11-14, 21:38
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Goddamn, by comparing these 2 it IS the same as saying 1 man {Ali} versus Super who 'has the strength of 20 men' so its unfair from the start, let alone his superpowers. I have a fucken massive blood nose blood is fucking EVERYWHERE I hate when this happens [like 2 or 3 times a month]
 
Old 2005-11-14, 22:16
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I'm being a mom again. I saw you say something about nosebleeds. I just talked to someone recently about that, but I'm not sure if it was you or not. I'll try to make it brief. Sometimes guys in their early to mid-teens get those because of hormonal factors and they go away eventually. They don't usually last for too long though. If they don't go away or start getting too frequent see your doctor. If you smoke, try to do it in a well ventilated area and don't inhale the smoke back up your nose. If your house is too hot or dry, try to add some humidity. Sometimes that will trigger nosebleeds quicker than anything.
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Old 2005-11-14, 22:20
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Sometimes that will trigger nosebleeds quicker than anything.



No, picking your nose..that wins hands down..
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Old 2005-11-14, 22:36
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Goddamn, by comparing these 2 it IS the same as saying 1 man {Ali} versus Super who 'has the strength of 20 men' so its unfair from the start, let alone his superpowers. I have a fucken massive blood nose blood is fucking EVERYWHERE I hate when this happens [like 2 or 3 times a month]


yeah, but ali has spunk.
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this thread is still here? this fight would only be worth the payperview money if it took place in a barbed wire, steel cage,c-4 exploding ring, death match. and maybe the promoters would set off mortar indiscriminately at the stadium it took place for some real live action violence
 
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yeah, but ali has spunk.



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Old 2005-11-14, 23:54
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Old 2005-11-15, 01:30
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I'll take Superman,although I agree with siggi Batman rules all.




Superman fuck guys come on Batman sucks dick, he has a faggot sidekick to help him superman is the man of steel no need for a sidekick he justs whoops ass
 
Old 2005-11-15, 01:31
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