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Old 2005-11-03, 06:16
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Emo Video - Funny!

http://z1c.zvhost.com/videos/0/124477_cbccf.wmv

Someone posted this in a metal hub on dc. Thought I'd share it.
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Old 2005-11-03, 08:16
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classic, hilarious, fuckin amazing
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Old 2005-11-03, 08:17
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Pretty good.
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Old 2005-11-03, 08:23
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OMFG that was funny.
 
Old 2005-11-03, 08:31
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If I could I would line up every emo kid in the world and shoot them in the face.
 
Old 2005-11-03, 10:33
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that was painful to watch, soon "black metal" will sound like the cure. "grind" will be some rehash mid tempo rock that LA fahion shitheads will be marketable co-opting, watering down, sterilizing into one hit wonderdom."crust" will be some reggaetan hybrid nu metal. i love it. good old american prefab culture.
 
Old 2005-11-03, 12:59
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wow. i wish i was that cool.
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Old 2005-11-03, 14:49
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Gosh. Are they really that, that, that... THAT? My vocabulary quit on me.

But yes, I know it's true. No pitying now guys, but I personally know exactly four of these types, since many years. I have seen them become what they are now and I tell you, their only problem is fixed one inch behind their own skulls.
So, with some insight I dare say - that vid was bulls-eye-fashion bloody hilarious!
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Old 2005-11-03, 15:19
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That was boring i mean sure it had funny lines in it that did make me chuckle but there was a pic of 3 naked emo guys together i mean that's not cool it's sickening it's not right for men to kiss men it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.
 
Old 2005-11-03, 15:24
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Old 2005-11-03, 15:43
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Old 2005-11-03, 16:03
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it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.




I don't know about you, but I'm all for less reproduction.

And besides, what two men or two females do with their free time behind closed doors is none of our
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Old 2005-11-03, 18:22
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whahaha that vid is priceless
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Old 2005-11-03, 20:07
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That was boring i mean sure it had funny lines in it that did make me chuckle but there was a pic of 3 naked emo guys together i mean that's not cool it's sickening it's not right for men to kiss men it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.

i could tear you a new asshole right now for that statement, but considering i just woke up, it probably wont be coherent.
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Old 2005-11-03, 20:40
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this marks the fall of western civilization
 
Old 2005-11-03, 21:05
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Quote:
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That was boring i mean sure it had funny lines in it that did make me chuckle but there was a pic of 3 naked emo guys together i mean that's not cool it's sickening it's not right for men to kiss men it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.


I guess you just have to have a certain kind of humour. No, I do not find it sickening. Actually, I find it reassuring.
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Old 2005-11-03, 23:57
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Seen that before on here, but it deserves another run-around.

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Old 2005-11-04, 00:04
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That was boring i mean sure it had funny lines in it that did make me chuckle but there was a pic of 3 naked emo guys together i mean that's not cool it's sickening it's not right for men to kiss men it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.

You claim to not be accepting of homosexuality yet listen to cradle hmm.... I smell a contradiction!
 
Old 2005-11-04, 00:37
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Great shit.
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Old 2005-11-04, 00:47
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Now, everyone has seen that, everyone here has. Funny, one of the girls in that video looks like someone I've seen at my school. All the fucking emo kids look alike, so whatever.
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Old 2005-11-04, 01:25
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That was boring i mean sure it had funny lines in it that did make me chuckle but there was a pic of 3 naked emo guys together i mean that's not cool it's sickening it's not right for men to kiss men it will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual.


Do you think before you speak? What business is it of yours what other people do, and how they live?
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Old 2005-11-04, 16:20
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But you must give him credit if you are right - if he write and click as fast as a thoughtless spoken statement, then just think what he should be able to do with a guitar...
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Old 2005-11-05, 07:38
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How can you say that homosexuals should have freedom to express themselves and not allow a poor guy, who can't help it he feels like hurling watching 2 men kiss, express is discontent on the subject?

Just as it isn't his business what the gays are doing (say perhaps violating each other), it isn't our business what he is doing (eg. gay bashing or sticking his head down a toilet).

tolerance is a 2 way street.

god i love that smiley.
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Old 2005-11-05, 08:02
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He did'nt just express his discontent, he stated that its literally wrong ( "will have to soon be accepted that it's wrong to be homosexual" ). Its his opinion, that he has a right to, and we have the right to tell him what a dickhead we think he is for it
 
Old 2005-11-05, 12:43
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I don't know about you, but I'm all for less reproduction.


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Old 2005-11-05, 12:48
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Awesome, another Holland quote.
 
Old 2005-11-06, 12:13
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Awesome, another Holland quote.


you get that a lot dodn't you?
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Old 2005-11-06, 17:34
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Less reproduction, Holland...? Well, we seem to be thinking on the same waveleangth concerning these emo-types, as you metallers call them.
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Old 2005-11-06, 18:39
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Holy shit people you take everything far too literally i couldn't give a shit about if people are gay or not as long as they don't perform in front of me.

 
Old 2005-11-06, 18:42
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Haha, that video just made my day. And then some.
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Old 2005-11-10, 03:56
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Oh yeah, the vid did kick ass. I thought the credits were awesome. "shitty windows movie maker"! couldn't agree more. And finding all those cunts on myspace and google.
 
Old 2005-11-16, 00:07
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haha i just found out that the high school i would be at if i didnt fail is having emo week... i would love to show everyone who participates that video but yeah i just saw it now, i didnt watch it before cause i thought it was the how to be emo video that i already saw. funny shit!
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Old 2005-11-26, 18:36
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Oh yeah, the vid did kick ass. I thought the credits were awesome. "shitty windows movie maker"! couldn't agree more. And finding all those cunts on myspace and google.


You found those dykes myspace accounts? Haha, you should definitely post the links for all of us to enjoy.
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