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Old 2005-10-27, 01:56
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Media hysteria

Read this article and contemplate the author - I'll go middle-aged, haemorrhoids, blotchy legs, two ugly kids with bowel control difficulties and the prevailing idea that 'subculture' is something that midgets have when they hang out.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-10-27, 02:07
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Hereafter? Is that what the afterlife is called now? It's amazing how the word "gothic" nowadays is getting a double meaning.

About the author, I think he's just your average reporter. Fucking blind.
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Old 2005-10-27, 02:09
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where did you get the ugly kids with bowel control difficulties???
 
Old 2005-10-27, 02:19
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I'm assuming that he means the guy doesn't have any, or is ignorant on the subject of, teenagers--like he's only got kids that aren't potty trained yet.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-10-27, 02:52
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. This is a killer fucking article.
"Heavy metal bands Marilyin Manson and Korn"
"Heavy Goths"
I wonder if heavy goths are the fat ones.
Here's a heavy goth in all his/hers glory, (what the fuck gender is this thing?)
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Old 2005-10-27, 03:09
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Hahahahaha I sent that picture to a bunch of friends and they dubbed him "Lardy McEvil". He's our unofficial mascot.

By the way, the alleged journalist is a woman.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-10-27, 03:30
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oops.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-10-27, 03:50
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Haha, Nightwish sucks.
 
Old 2005-10-27, 14:26
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damn yeah, would they ever stop calling those bands "heavy metal"?

and just because someone wears black makeup and clothes doesn't mean their intrested in "magic" and "wicca".

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Hehe, I agree on that. But suicide is stupid. She was what, 15? If your life is fucking pain and there is no way to solve that, okay, but at that young an age? She was either gullible, or too angsty.
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Old 2005-10-27, 14:41
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What a joke.
 
Old 2005-10-27, 15:58
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Yeah it must be down to the liking of heavy metal lets not look at the fact the lad witnessed a murder which on two occasions was wrongfully charged with and the lass had run away from home and regularly skipped school! Kids with problems? Nooooooooo they have a Mazza Manson cd that's why they did it
 
Old 2005-10-27, 16:15
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aaaaaaaaaahh, I love the feeling you get when the gene pool gets that little bit cleaner.
 
Old 2005-10-27, 20:25
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id kill myself too if i listened to marilyn manson and korn. Natural selection, it is.

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Old 2005-10-27, 22:53
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Article and lardo tardo goth boy.....

both highly amusing.

heh
 
Old 2005-10-27, 23:27
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Well, believe it or not this old girl had her black outfits that looked a bit like something from the Victorian era when she was lost without her heartthrob back in high school. That's a really emotional time so I can see that. It's just more common and accepted as a thing to do nowadays even if it is pretty nuts. Maybe if their situations in life had been different they wouldn't have done what they did. They got pulled into a place where they felt accepted and it wasn't a good place. It happens. It's sad.
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