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2005-10-17, 01:40
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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The Hilarious Track Names thread
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-10-17, 01:46
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My Ass, Your Face
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I didn't see Cuntgrinder - "Shutup you Shitcunt."
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-10-17, 04:47
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the siamese
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oh and Cock and ball torture - Anal sex terror.....very funny title
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2005-10-17, 10:48
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C-Un(i)t
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Anal Cunt - "Kyle from Incantation Has a Mustache" - That one took the cake, Hahahah!
As for one I can think of, it's from a recent release: Aeon - "God Gives Head In Heaven (Country Version)". Oh, and Exhumed - "The Exquisite Flavour Of Gastro-Anal Tripe".
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2005-10-17, 11:12
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not grindcore or anythign in that funny vein.
But Bal Sagoth have some of the most epic Titles which are really amusing:
And Lo, When The Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud The Citadel Of The Obsidian Crown
The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire (Part: III)
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Behold, The Armies Of War Descend Screaming From The Heavens!
I could go on....
the best ones are from the:
"Starfire Burning Upon The Ice-Veiled Throne Of Ultima Thule"
album!
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omg t3h @x1s p3d@ls @r3 t3h b3st!!!!!!1!!11
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2005-10-17, 14:35
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Alice Donut - The un-tidy suicides of your degenerate children
Pretty much all Butthole Surfers songs
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2005-10-17, 19:05
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Emporer- We are the dark wizard
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2005-10-17, 19:18
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Manowar: Wariors of The World United....  
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Cometh my friends to the magical land of the forest of forever.
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2005-10-17, 19:28
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Anal cunt: Shut Up Mike part 2, its only funny if you know nHoE 
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2005-10-17, 20:25
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Pustulated - Clitosarcourethralcolostomy Exarticulation
Devourment - Postmortal Coprophagia
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2005-10-17, 22:22
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are they really funny or do you just not understand them?
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2005-10-19, 18:01
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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I can't believe they mentioned a beef conspiracy in that list.
I thought only i had heard of them.....
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2005-10-19, 20:23
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slack as fuck
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my favorite Anal Cunt song title had to be either "I Made Fun of You 'Cause Your Kid Just Died" and "The Guy Who Shot Up His Kid With Aids Is Cool"
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2005-10-20, 05:07
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most gwar songs:
fishfuck
pre-school prostitute
black and huge
the salamanizer
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-10-23, 14:51
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Mammal Sauce - Crotchduster
The song is too funny.
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I Am The Dolphin Sprayhole Fucker - Rompeprop
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2005-10-23, 15:21
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most of the stuff by Anal Cunt is awesome:
i just saw the gayest guy on earth
van full of retards
you converted to judaism so a guy would touch your dick
bald to the bone
your kid is deformed
i made fun of you because your kid just died
you robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
you're pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach
living colour is my favorite black metal band
and of course, the entire Picnic Of Love LP, with gems such as:
i'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage
saving ourselves for marriage
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2005-10-28, 22:16
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Mammal Sauce - Crotchduster
The song is too funny.
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I Am The Dolphin Sprayhole Fucker - Rompeprop
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2005-10-30, 14:58
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My favourite Anal Cunt song title is You Robbed A Sperm Bank Coz You're A Cum Guzzling Faggot.
Others worthy of a mention:
Goratory - Yo Mutha's A Lazy-Eyed Chow Bearing Slut But I Fucked Her Anyway
Fuck... I'm Dead - Spray Me With Fecal Matter (the sample tops it off)
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2005-10-30, 17:30
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slack as fuck
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Fuck your ass with broken glass 
(gorerotted) oh and Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza
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2005-10-30, 17:34
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add "hacked in the back, packed in a sack" to the list |
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2005-10-30, 17:37
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slack as fuck
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haha yeah hacked in the back, dumped in a sack.. her gash i did slash.. and so forth
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2005-10-30, 20:30
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Gorerotted do have alot of odd titles for their songs
But i think a funny song title is:
Daddy Stew by Avulsed
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