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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA OLD BIATCH!!!!!!!!!! (or lbxxx, for you retarded folk)
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You didn't educate your son verry well (or he spent too much time in the navy), but I thought women didn't age after they turned 21?
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Why, you don't look a day over 20!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LBXXX!
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Well, that made my day. Thanks all you nice people and Bozos.
wally, I'm-a gonna give you a big ole kiss on the cheek for this when you come back home again.
Thanks again folks!
My hair's fine, Nil'. How's yours!? 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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HRRAPPYY BRRRRRRRRRDDAAAAAAAAAHH TRRRRRRRRRRR YAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGG
HRRRRRAAAH BRRRRDAAAHHH TRRRRRRRRRRRR YAAAAAAARRGGGHHHGHHGHG
HRAARR BRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAA TRAAAAA LBXXxrrrRR
HARRRRRPYYY BRRRDAAAAAAA TRRRRRRRRAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAGGGH
Thank You.
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debate to understand that we all have a flaw
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god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
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HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!grama!
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HAPPY BIRTDHDAY AGAIN!!!!
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Happy birthday, Bobbi! Live long(er) and prosper
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I born in 1958 like the Ford Edsel only I lasted longer. I'm 47.
My mother and Denny were making jokes about my nose repeatedly today. Her birthday is in a couple days and his is next week so I'll get them back. (I wonder how the ole guy would like a visit from a gorilla in the Post Office.) OHHH! I got a better idea. I think I'll put on wally's jailbird suit and go sing Happy Birthday to him in the office. heehee
I thought someone might unsuspend fox' for my b-day so he could laugh at me, but he told me anyways.
Some of you guys are gonna get coal in your Christmas stocking.
And if I get some b-day lovin' tonight we won't use a raincoat!!! nyah nyah nyah!!!
And right now I'm really wired and planning on having some Robert Redford cake like wally wore (snicker) and some double choclate almond ice cream. I'll still be wired in the morning so that should be fun.
I love you guys. You made my day.
A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is on and I was hungry so since it's my birthday I told Denny --Hey Listen Beyotch! Get out in the kitchen and make me a sammich! So he handed me the phone and I called the pizza joint and ordered sammiches... And I'm paying for them... and the tip, too. HEY! That's not right! It's my doggone b-day!!!
thxbye
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I love you Mommy
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Not yet, but your dad did flop on top of me while I was prone on my tummy on the bed early--- we were clothed. Maybe after dinner and all the goodies.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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k13m-- Regardless of what wally says, I really am his mother. I gave birth to the yeti. And boy, did that hurt! He's my baby boy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Wise one and silly ole woman all within a few posts. heehee
Thanks bunches guys.
Speaking of bunches, my Indian friend said his house had a breaking in and entering while he was at festival. Apparently a monkey got in his house and had a feast of his bananas. He found traces of monkey and chewed, spit banana on the floor at 3 in the morning when he got home. lol
Pandemonium, thanks for the song. heehee You're so screwy. Great growl. The music was cool even if it did remind me of Nirvana. lol brat
And thanks for all the b-day greetings. e-hugs for all of ya.... 2 for nomad though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Thanks You guys are nice.
I just found this on msn.
Robert says:
*sings* Bobbi H is a bitch...Be I E I itch...yesterday was her day of birth, but she's still a bitch...with a Bitch Bitch here and a Bitch Bitch there, here a bitch, there a bitch, everywhere she goes a bitch, god my mother is a bitch, Be I E I....ooh a lighthouse
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-11, 23:48
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That's what I'm here for.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2005-10-12, 01:23
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Yup, and you're a son of a bitch, too. asshead
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-12, 04:01
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have a good one, coolest metal mom
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2005-10-12, 05:40
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Death Fuckin Metal
Im late, but I was busy on your birrrfday sorry
Have a birthday JD's and coke followed by a fat doobie - on me
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Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible |
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2005-10-12, 18:38
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Might be a little late but happy birthday mum!
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2005-10-12, 18:47
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Happy Be-lated Birthday!
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2005-10-12, 19:10
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Thanks everyone.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-13, 20:56
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this thread has old people smell
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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2005-10-13, 22:56
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rofl well, fuck you, too!
That cracked me up! Have some old people stink!! 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-14, 00:27
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well i played nice there, i COULD have said "how does it feel to have out lived the dinosaurs?". Muahahaha
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2005-10-14, 00:29
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lol Like I said....
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rofl well, fuck you, too!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-14, 00:30
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watch it, or ill get wally to put you in the home, and NOT pay the monthly fee. 
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2005-10-14, 01:02
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Hmm, how did you know about that? The guys said they're just gonna put me in the garage instead of spending money on a home, but at least Mike said he'd make sure I was near the window. But now the window has a board on it.
Dad gets to live with wally though. The boys like him. Although they did argue about who would get to pull the plug first.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-10-14, 01:23
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well i played nice there, i COULD have said "how does it feel to have out lived the dinosaurs?". Muahahaha
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Scary part is, she COULD have answered you
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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2005-10-14, 01:32
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"Robert says:
*sings* Bobbi H is a bitch...Be I E I itch...yesterday was her day of birth, but she's still a bitch...with a Bitch Bitch here and a Bitch Bitch there, here a bitch, there a bitch, everywhere she goes a bitch, god my mother is a bitch, Be I E I....ooh a lighthouse"
heehee I just posted that at the blue screen.
ROBERT YOU ARE A BRAT!!! Did you call your grandma? It's 9:31 right now.
Dino-mom is gonna get dino-pop some icecream and crash.
g'night heatherns
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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