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Pizza and chips 7 43.75%
Pie And Chips 0 0%
Baked Beans And Sausages 0 0%
Beef Burger and Chips 1 6.25%
Cheese Burger and Chips 3 18.75%
Fish And Chips 1 6.25%
Chicken Nuggets and Chips 4 25.00%
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Old 2002-07-20, 09:19
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Favourate junk food

Vote on what you'd rather be eating


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Old 2002-07-20, 16:11
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ahh, it's good to know that someone is following in my early early footsteps. soon, this will become a classic food topic such as "what sauce do you like on your chicken nuggets", and "what toppings do you like on your pizza"

oh and do you mean chips like in rectangular fries? or round circles?
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Old 2002-07-20, 16:25
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What I'd rather eat is nothing of them,
it's some greek junk food called gyros(I don't know in
what other countries they have this),it's a
sandwich basically.
And I'l have a beer with it!
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Old 2002-07-20, 16:43
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I'll take the pizza without chips.
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Old 2002-07-20, 16:51
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dude... chilli dogs, hot wings, any mexican food, and cereal (cinnamon toast crunch!!)... yep, thatll be it
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Old 2002-07-20, 17:03
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How about nachos? That's my favorite junk food....pizza is more of a meal, nachos rule!
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Old 2002-07-20, 17:18
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NACHOS RULE!! except for those nachos they sell down here at the Smirnoff Music Centre... they are SOOOO overly salty... they do it to make you go blow more money on drinks... bastards.. milking us for everything we're worth...
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Old 2002-07-20, 17:38
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well id go for the fish and chips....cos im mainly british but i like the odd cheeseburger and chips



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Old 2002-07-20, 19:56
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Old 2002-07-20, 21:58
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Old 2002-07-21, 00:44
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Old 2002-07-21, 01:36
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Old 2002-07-21, 01:42
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ahh, it's good to know that someone is following in my early early footsteps. soon, this will become a classic food topic such as "what sauce do you like on your chicken nuggets", and "what toppings do you like on your pizza"

oh and do you mean chips like in rectangular fries? or round circles?


Remember hes english, here in britian we call "fries" chips

thats what he means dude

What you call chips here they are called "crisps"
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Old 2002-07-21, 04:29
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Haha, so you don't use the word "fries" at all? Except as a verb (i think...grammar wasn't my strong point). Example "He fries tomatoes".
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Old 2002-07-21, 07:28
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hahaha....

Id chose pizza....but beer is excellent...also mexican food....enchiladas!!!/
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Old 2002-07-21, 08:57
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Old 2002-07-21, 08:58
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BACON SANDWICH!!!!!
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Old 2002-07-21, 15:03
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Pommes Currywurst Majo!!!!
Thats typical for my area in Germany and its great!!!

From the list id choose the Cheeseburger.

BTW What a fucking combination is pizza and chips!!?!?!?!?
Damn these English people!!!
 
Old 2002-07-21, 16:25
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Old 2002-07-21, 17:01
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im sorry are you french, the french are twats..no offense but they are fucking ...........GAHHHHH they eat snails and frogs legs.thats twisted..and there language sucks!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-07-21, 17:02
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actually i take that back..i wus a little too harsh
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Old 2002-07-21, 17:20
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Old 2002-07-21, 17:47
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im sorry are you french, the french are twats..no offense but they are fucking ...........GAHHHHH they eat snails and frogs legs.thats twisted..and there language sucks!!!!!!!!!!


Try picking up girls speaking sexy English then...


Your fast food choices are anaemic. I eat burgers. Just burgers, lots of them, big fat Whoppers if possible. And no chips! Chips are a fucking carbohydrate and fat conspiracy!!! They are nothing in the face of burger primacy, unless they are fat-ass corner store 1cm thick chips that are just cooked, none of those fucking french fry things. They'll turn you fatter than a butterball turkey, and twice as ugly.
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Old 2002-07-21, 19:50
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Try picking up girls speaking sexy English then...


haha, that's so true too......women are putty when you speak french....especially those who don't even understand it (don't ask why, it's just a fact of life).
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Old 2002-07-21, 20:43
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Its all about getting wasted on beer and then ending up in a mexican food shop at 1am in the morning. The saltiness of carne asada burritos hits the drunken craving right on the spot. And its always fun the drama that happens like seeing some jocks and yelling "satan" or fat drunk women getting really pissed off and pushing your friend and the cops coming - yeah I have some stories.
Mexican food varies from region to region - I live 45 minutes away from mexico so it is very authentic anywhere around here.

But anyway - mexican food gets my heartcloggin, brain stumpin grease ball food award.
 
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Old 2002-07-22, 13:50
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re: junk food

Chicken mc nuggets all the time,

with sate sauce, that really is good stuff!!
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haha, that's so true too......women are putty when you speak french....especially those who don't even understand it (don't ask why, it's just a fact of life).


i don't think so........actually, i think the best thing you could do
is just shut the fuck up.
- the laguage of silence-.
it doesn't matter if you actually care for
what they're saying, just as long as you let them spill it out all
over you..i do it all the time
they think i'm sweet and nice
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-07-22, 16:33
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i don't think so........actually, i think the best thing you could do
is just shut the fuck up.
- the laguage of silence-.
it doesn't matter if you actually care for
what they're saying, just as long as you let them spill it out all
over you..i do it all the time
they think i'm sweet and nice


Yes, that may make very good friends....but if you want a girl to become more than friends, speak french.....good french, not shit "i parle french to vous!" kind of garbage.

I've done this to 2 different girls, and although i knew they liked me before.....i think the french really helped speed things up.
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Old 2002-07-22, 16:40
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or just say, "bitch, fuck me."
but i'd doubt that'll work
the use of pickup lines works smewhat
i was talking to this overly affectionate chick
and i asked, "let's lock crotches and swap gravy"
she only laughed and said i was funny, and then she
compliments my hair.......
i hate french, learn russian or italian instead.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-07-22, 16:42
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I'm sure you could get a woman to go to bed with you by speaking russian as opposed to french.
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Old 2002-07-22, 17:02
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hey, here's another great combination of junk food:
for the passed couple months, i have been gaining
weight (now about 140) and most night i eat doritos,
a cherry coke, a chocolate poptart, and sometimes pringles.
this is roughly about ten grams of protein. mmmmmmmm
<----this dude needs some cavaties
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-08-29, 14:52
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dude, you cant beat me when it comes to eating, i'm gona go on a diet soon.
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Old 2002-08-29, 17:32
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dude, i have atleast 10 pieces of melted cheese on toast, and about 7 pot noodles max a day..
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Old 2002-08-29, 18:51
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yeah noodles in pot, u can get lots of different flavours of them my favourate is spicy curry , i cant beleive u havent of pot noodles
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Old 2002-08-29, 18:53
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Junk food is nasty. But chocolate is nice shame Im not allowed it... damned dairy allergy.
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Old 2002-08-29, 18:59
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Old 2002-08-29, 19:08
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as in, french fries?
In england we call french fries CHIPS and those crispy little circles in bags CRISPS.
What do americans call 'em?
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Old 2002-08-29, 19:24
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Here french fries are those greasy long sticks fried in oil.

Chips are the rounds crispy potato thins found in aluminium bags.

Crisps are nothing.
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Old 2002-08-29, 19:34
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oooh ok. Why don't we just call them the same words? its silly and causes confusion. Like pants and trousers. Pants in england are underwear, like tight underwear.
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I like chicken nuggets but hell I like hamburgers even better, except for that green stuff on it,

I HATE green stuff, I always throw it off and set it on fire or something, it's the same with salade's and stuff, I won't eat green stuff!!!

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Old 2002-08-29, 20:23
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oooh ok. Why don't we just call them the same words? its silly and causes confusion. Like pants and trousers. Pants in england are underwear, like tight underwear.


What do you call underwear then? Or what is underwear in england?
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Old 2002-08-30, 19:38
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Old 2002-08-30, 19:55
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No, i mean do you use the word "underwear" in your vocabulary? Or is it just an "american" word??
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yep us british use it too, we dont use sidewalk tho, or trash can, or parking lot, or diapers, or cookies,...hmmm
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Old 2002-08-30, 20:08
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yeah and you americans/canadians pronounce stuff differently like ''carribean'' in england is pronounced CA-R-i-bee-an and you americans pronounce it

and with aluminium we pronounce it AL-YOU-MIN-EE-UM and you lot pronounce it

AL-OO-MINUM..haha
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Old 2002-08-31, 13:54
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I think the funniest part of every english T.V. show I see, wether it is serious or not, is when a character refers to a "fag". i.e. "Can you share a fag?", "Got a spare fag?", "You cant smoke those fags in here", "I love sucking on a hot flaming fag between my lips", etc.

is he smoking a fag?
 
Old 2002-08-31, 15:43
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I love sucking on a hot flaming fag between my lips

and it means a gay person here lol
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Old 2002-08-31, 18:55
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yeah i de-test smoking..*lights up a fag*...its so fucking stupid *takes huge drag*..i would never do it *blows out*......


ok seriously..i hate it. and i think more americans do it than us european people.

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Old 2002-08-31, 19:59
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Old 2002-09-01, 16:27
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Old 2002-09-01, 19:43
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Yeah but why do people have to copy it. Because its cool?! its bent!
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Old 2002-09-01, 19:56
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because only good looking people were famous i mean how many fat pornstars are there?
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Old 2002-09-02, 19:29
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Old 2002-09-03, 01:24
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aw man, check out the poll, pizza and chicken nuggets are tied.
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dude why does hardly anyone like fish and chips...damn you americans!
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Old 2002-09-03, 17:55
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we're not that big on fish it seems.........but "chips" are okay with us, except we don't eat them with vinegar.
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Salt & Vinegar-chips/crisps (damn you with your english nonsnese!!! ) are great. But you hardly get them here.
 
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Old 2002-09-04, 17:40
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fish and chips are awesome!!


Thankyou.
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i dont care as long as its good fish! i also like fish fingers and fish cakes!
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Old 2002-09-05, 14:13
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really? how do they make them in england? its just ground up fish paste here. ugh..
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um, there also made with potatoes and onions here...i think
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:24
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woop, looks like pizza and chips are winning.......even though i've never had pizza with chips.
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Old 2002-09-05, 17:49
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dude youve gotta try it, its lush!!
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Old 2002-09-05, 18:03
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lush like the chords and arpeggios in change of seasons and scarred by dream theater?
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ermmm...i dunno dude, never heard any of dream theater...
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Old 2002-09-05, 22:55
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Old 2002-09-06, 15:15
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m&m, snickers, burger king, chips and HOT salsa, and pussy, and that'll be it....
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[B, snickers, [/B]



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Old 2002-09-07, 16:12
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i have NEVER came across any food that i disliked. So EVERYTHING is the best!!!!...i also like those sugar flavored waffer things..they come in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
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Old 2002-09-08, 01:10
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you like everything? even haggis?
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oh!!! sherbet!!! its heavenly
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Old 2002-09-08, 04:05
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Old 2002-09-08, 04:07
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-09-08, 04:13
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hehe, me and wally are the only ones that saw that SNL episode.
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hehe, me and wally are the only ones that saw that SNL episode.


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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2002-09-08, 12:27
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And again for the thousendst (?) time!!!


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