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Old 2005-09-23, 07:10
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hi there all i just came across this forums the other day is it really kul here ?
 
Old 2005-09-23, 10:16
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Show your tits.
 
Old 2005-09-23, 10:26
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Yeah, it's cool if you read the rules and don't post like this to get yelled at.
And I don't want to see your tits. I have my own and see those everyday.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-09-23, 10:42
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id like to see them though
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:00
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kul? you sound scandinavic.
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:02
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haha... its not kul.. its cool. or gr1m. or n3cro. or kvlt.
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:08
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yeah, but kul is the norwegian word for cool.
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:26
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ah.. i thought he just mispelled it
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:32
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that might be it aswell.
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Old 2005-09-23, 14:36
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There ya go thinking again. I told you to stop that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-23, 15:00
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Hey, we're supposed to be flaming him. Don't you dare get off track. I'd suspend him, but that might be a little harsh...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-09-23, 15:02
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(happy?)
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Old 2005-09-23, 15:03
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2005-09-23, 15:04
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damn.
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Old 2005-09-23, 15:08
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ok then. fuck you! Don`t come here posting stupid shit, that ain`t kul.fuck off and never come back
There you go
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Old 2005-09-23, 15:11
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YEAH FUCKING NOOB CUNT!! (the irony is some still consider me a n00b )
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Old 2005-09-23, 16:13
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hi there all i just came across this forums the other day is it really kul here ?



We all love each other very much.













































my arse.
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:06
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This a really dumb thread.

Yo SARS, I'm going to add you on myspace.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2005-09-23, 17:12
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Oh y3h, 1t'$ s0 coOl h3re. w3 hav3 cyb3rs3x 3v3ryday!1
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:13
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Lol, I just realized SARS is Two Pigs fucking on myspace.
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:15
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Your signature is just so wrong.

It's really hard to do algebra with smilies.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-23, 17:17
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Lol, I just realized SARS is Two Pigs fucking on myspace.


my profile is teh b3zt0Rz. lolforoldlorllordoftheringslololoroflandpissmypantslol.

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Old 2005-09-23, 17:23
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Oh y3h, 1t'$ s0 coOl h3re. w3 hav3 cyb3rs3x 3v3ryday!1

damn sounds like I`ve missed something!
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:34
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damn sounds like I`ve missed something!

Yeah, me too. Looks like I've been hanging out in the wrong forum or something.
Can anyone give me directions to the cybersex thread?
And to the threadstarter, if you're a chick, then SHOW YOUR TITS!!!
That's the law of the West. It's kinda like an induction ceremony around here. That is, only if you're 18.
I had to do it, and by golly, so will you.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:44
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Nobody ever told ME that!!
That's okay. I can't get my face and my knees in the same picture anyways.
Signed,
18x2+10= olderndirt
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-23, 17:47
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Yeah, me too. Looks like I've been hanging out in the wrong forum or something.
Can anyone give me directions to the cybersex thread?
And to the threadstarter, if you're a chick, then SHOW YOUR TITS!!!
That's the law of the West. It's kinda like an induction ceremony around here. That is, only if you're 18.
I had to do it, and by golly, so will you.
Oh, and I almost forgot.



You're a girl?!
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Old 2005-09-23, 18:45
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Cybersex eh! Pfft some of us have to make do with real sex
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Old 2005-09-23, 18:46
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lemme see if i remember how to do this...

)====o((

nope it sucks. its supposed to be anal.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Old 2005-09-23, 19:14
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Lol, I just realized SARS is Two Pigs fucking on myspace.


That's a Labrat song!
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:12
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That's a Labrat song!

That is probably were he got his user name, I believe he is a Labrat fan.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-09-23, 20:17
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As am I, they're fucking great! Sort of a British Cephalic Carnage but not as diverse, i.e. they play a grind/doom hybrid only.
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:18
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what's going on in this thread?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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Old 2005-09-23, 20:19
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Not much, it kinda went totally off topic, reminds me of the Nile forum.
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:44
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lemme see if i remember how to do this...

)====o((

nope it sucks. its supposed to be anal.


Seems pretty anal to me. I think JohnH' is ready to get freaky with someone if any of you guys are takers call 1-800-jho-land.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-09-23, 21:13
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what's going on in this thread?

Sup Internet?
 
Old 2005-09-23, 21:28
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they all suck, this is the least 'kul' place on the web so go fuckerz off
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Old 2005-09-23, 22:09
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...show them your tits.
 
Old 2005-09-23, 22:10
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whose tits are being shown?
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Old 2005-09-23, 22:12
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whose tits are being shown?

Read the first reply to this thread.
We're assuming the Author of the thread is a chick.
 
Old 2005-09-23, 22:14
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so thats no one's tits i presume.
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Old 2005-09-23, 23:17
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Old 2005-09-23, 23:23
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Seems pretty anal to me. I think JohnH' is ready to get freaky with someone if any of you guys are takers call 1-800-jho-land.

Hey! That isn't a real phone number. sigh...That makes me sad. I was looking forward to some kinky JH action tonight.
 
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I was looking forward to suckling that finger stump of yours myself.
 
Old 2005-09-23, 23:34
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I was looking forward to suckling that finger stump of yours myself.

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Old 2005-09-23, 23:54
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As soon as i read that persons post i was like 'oh god, here it goes'
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Old 2005-09-23, 23:55
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You mean it!? that'd be so sexy. How quick can you get here?
 
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Old 2005-09-24, 02:55
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You're a girl?!


Oh yeah. A hot one too. Just check the pic in my profile. It speaks volumes.
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Old 2005-09-24, 03:01
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Oh yeah. A hot one too. Just check the pic in my profile. It speaks volumes.

good call
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Old 2005-09-24, 03:07
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LABRAT fucking own!....'cept the old jamie...he hated me and our north west death metal squad of the early 2000's. Twas a fuckin' killer underground time.

[edit]

i have so just got home from the piss-up
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Old 2005-09-24, 03:49
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Read the first reply to this thread.
We're assuming the Author of the thread is a chick.


Yeah, but we know for sure you are one. Hint hint.
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Oh yeah. A hot one too. Just check the pic in my profile. It speaks volumes.


dickhead. npa.
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Old 2005-09-24, 08:50
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Well, there's the answer to your stupid fucking question. It is most definitely 'kul' here. If by 'kul' you mean unfocused, semi-literate and obsessed with boobies.
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