2005-09-22, 15:49
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 472
|
|
i fucking hate 8yr old little snotbag guitarists...
i wasn't convinced of his age untill right at the end, when its obvious. here
__________________
"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
|
2005-09-22, 16:05
|
|
Pirate Lawd
|
|
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Hanger 18
Posts: 6,520
|
|
He still needs practice. Lots of flashy playing but pretty weak sounding. Very good for 8 though.
|
2005-09-22, 16:25
|
Supreme Metalhead
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NY just south of heaven
Posts: 809
|
|
obviously very talented. He needs to develop his own style but that will come with age and experience
|
2005-09-22, 18:01
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 771
|
|
I bet his parents beat him when he fucks up. Thats how he got so good! I'm gonna start asking my folks to do that.
|
2005-09-22, 19:15
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Maastricht, Netherlands
Posts: 1,506
|
|
bls posted that vid a while ago. good video though
__________________
.
.
.
.
.+-+ .....::::: Alive to Live, Not to Believe....In a God that I cannot see :::::..... +-+
|
2005-09-22, 19:54
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere over the fucking rainbow (Sweden)
Posts: 737
|
|
Yeah i've seen that. Great for an eight year old.
|
2005-09-22, 20:00
|
|
Metal As Fuck!
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: LR AR
Posts: 2,680
|
|
Yep,
Been posted not too long ago. Downloaded the clip, kids pretty fuckin good!
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
__________________
R.I.P. Dimebag
My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
|
2005-09-22, 20:17
|
|
Crusher of Skulls
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere down the road
Posts: 2,188
|
|
god damn kids
__________________
My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnmansley
May the best cunt win.
|
|
2005-09-22, 20:18
|
|
Senior Metalhead
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: I believe in blood and honor, blood and honor C18
Posts: 387
|
|
That kids a badass.
|
2005-09-22, 20:23
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,942
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Six_Feet_Under_420
bls posted that vid a while ago. good video though
|
Yeah,I knew I had seen it somewhere.Fuck that little bastard.
|
2005-09-22, 20:35
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Down the street from nHoE
Posts: 1,716
|
|
ive seen better, but not by an 8 year old
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
|
NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
|
2005-09-22, 20:44
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Shire
Posts: 363
|
|
that was INCREDIBLE!!! that kids a prodigy. he just put alot of legends to shame with that clip.
|
2005-09-22, 20:47
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cyberdyne, USA
Posts: 455
|
|
Good for his age but id like to see him bust out some Cannibal Corpse
|
2005-09-22, 20:52
|
Supreme Metalhead
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NY just south of heaven
Posts: 809
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyberwaste
Good for his age but id like to see him bust out some Cannibal Corpse
|
Screw Cannibal Corpse they blow , how about some . Only Kiddin , just bustin em
|
2005-09-22, 20:53
|
|
Crusher of Skulls
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere down the road
Posts: 2,188
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by foxguitar
Screw Cannibal Corpse they blow , how about some . Only Kiddin , just bustin em
|
hmmmmm
__________________
My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnmansley
May the best cunt win.
|
|
2005-09-22, 20:57
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by philkilla666
god damn kids
|
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-22, 20:59
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Down the street from nHoE
Posts: 1,716
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Angry Hobbit
that was INCREDIBLE!!! that kids a prodigy. he just put alot of legends to shame with that clip.
|
depends if you mean legend like jimmi Hendrix or legend like Steve Vai
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
|
NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
|
2005-09-22, 21:00
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
remember he is 8.
EDIT: the only person he put to shame was other 8 year olds. lets see how the kid turns out when he's a big boy
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-22, 21:29
|
|
Toast-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
Posts: 1,473
|
|
I wish i were an 8 year old guitarist.
I actually got an electric guitar for a christmas present wen i was like 5-6 or something. It was a toy one, but it had an amp and actually worked.
I wish i had gotten into it hardout, that would mean by now i woulda been playing for like 12 or 13 years
And would shred.
It sucks when a little cunt is better than you, but good for him man, im jealous lol
__________________
My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
|
|
2005-09-22, 21:32
|
|
Toast-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
Posts: 1,473
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by newHELLonEARTH
remember he is 8.
EDIT: the only person he put to shame was other 8 year olds. lets see how the kid turns out when he's a big boy
|
Fuck yes, when hes 18 hes gonna own.
Becker was playing guitar from when he was like 4 or 5.
I reckon in 10 years time, we're gonna be hearing a bit from this dude. I wonder if he will get into metal.
__________________
My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
|
|
2005-09-22, 21:34
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by OpethFan
Fuck yes, when hes 18 hes gonna own.
Becker was playing guitar from when he was like 4 or 5.
I reckon in 10 years time, we're gonna be hearing a bit from this dude. I wonder if he will get into metal.
|
haha that would be cool
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-22, 21:45
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Land of Dust
Posts: 3,551
|
|
Damn that bastard. I'll have to kill him before he's my age...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
|
|
2005-09-22, 21:48
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: vlissingen, the Netherlands
Posts: 2,680
|
|
that vid was euhm, i didnt like it , i mean, that guitar is bigger than the kid WTF
also, i dont like the type of playing, i can play through a scale fast aswell, and throw in some sweeps and tapps and shit, its just plain bullshit
oke the kid can play....
but i still dont like it :P
__________________
< no wonder hes mad!!
|
2005-09-22, 21:54
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Down the street from nHoE
Posts: 1,716
|
|
ya hes gonna be like Becker 2.0, hopefully withoutthe desiese that still make me sad
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
|
NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
|
2005-09-22, 22:07
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: sydney
Posts: 270
|
|
i like 8 year old boys
__________________
i like 12yo blonde russian skoolgirls but INTERPOL thinks im skum
Last edited by andras : 2005-09-22 at 22:11.
|
2005-09-22, 22:17
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by andras
i like 8 year old boys
|
i donno weather to laugh or recoil
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-22, 22:17
|
|
Toast-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
Posts: 1,473
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by andras
i like 8 year old boys
|
haha good call
__________________
My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
|
|
2005-09-22, 22:18
|
|
Wasted Custom User title
|
|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Minneapolis.
Posts: 5,002
|
|
wasnt it proven that he was actually like 14 or something?
__________________
This is my signature.
|
2005-09-22, 23:06
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
|
|
Im sick of seeing people bag on great shredders. People always say that "that sux, hes just showng off". showing off has nothing to do with it. people shred for themselves, for their own fulfillment. And its fun as hell if u can do it. they are just pushing their limits to see what they can really acheive, progressing. hence the name "progressive". these guys are doing things that alot of people will never be able to do...... so at least pay some respect.
Sorry just so wanted to use that! hahaha!
The kids good, hope he can do something with it when he's older.
There was a kid in the 80's, can't remember his name, touted as Steve Vai Jr, he got a band together, can't remember the name and haven't heard anything since. Probably with the onset of puberty he found beer, drugs and women!
|
2005-09-22, 23:15
|
|
MotörCat
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: 昔昔
Posts: 7,547
|
|
fucking robbers!!! argh breaking in my house and stealing vids of me again
__________________
POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
|
2005-09-22, 23:35
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 771
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
Im sick of seeing people bag on great shredders. People always say that "that sux, hes just showng off". showing off has nothing to do with it. people shred for themselves, for their own fulfillment. And its fun as hell if u can do it. they are just pushing their limits to see what they can really acheive, progressing. hence the name "progressive". these guys are doing things that alot of people will never be able to do...... so at least pay some respect.
|
Did you just copy that from another thread? I'm positive I've seen the exact same thing. Not sure if it was you or not.
|
2005-09-22, 23:47
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 644
|
|
Yeah Ive seen it before too...
Anyway to paraphrase Alan Partridge:
"Does he have any pubic hair? No? Really? Well ive got LOADS."
|
2005-09-23, 00:10
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
|
|
|
2005-09-23, 00:13
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 771
|
|
Cool playa'
|
2005-09-23, 00:19
|
|
Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Arlington MA (usa)
Posts: 82
|
|
It's gonna really suck when this kid gets older cause hes going to damn fucking good and I'm gonna live with the fact that he was better at guitar when he was 8 then when I was 17...
__________________
"I've got a stiffy" - Jeff Hanneman
Love is for the weak, religion is for the blind.
|
2005-09-23, 03:17
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: can't tell you,pisses them off
Posts: 248
|
|
I hate kids tht take guitar as a sport and wanna play faster than everyone...
but then again,you have to be dedicated to play like that....
he must be playing since 5 I bet cha...3 years to play like that?clearly possible,and his dad is probably really good,gave him tough training and therefore became the lil figure he is now....
__________________
Killer,intruder,homicidal man
|
2005-09-23, 03:52
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: sydney
Posts: 270
|
|
as far as im concerned, you can play whatever you like, koz someones gonna like it. as for the kid, best of luck, koz once youve got chops, you gotta write good songs, otherwise youre only shortchanging yourself.
__________________
i like 12yo blonde russian skoolgirls but INTERPOL thinks im skum
|
2005-09-23, 07:46
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: United States
Posts: 1,043
|
|
just cuz he is fast and young doesn't make him fucking good. He is so sterile and boring...That is like that other 8 year old kid or supposedly 8 year old kid. Who gives a fuck about these kids unless they can shred and play rhythm. All i ever see them do is fucking shred...is shredding the apex of playing guitar? No...it is the balance of both rhythm and lead. Fucking loser shredders...die...
|
2005-09-23, 08:31
|
|
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Angelskingarden
Posts: 2,395
|
|
Now if he were in his twenties, I'd write him off as another Chops From Hell columnist. But I can't judge an 8 year old by those standards, its simply not fair. A fair judgement would be when his mind has matured to a point that allows him to be truly inventive and think of original ideas. He has unholy speed and dexterity, that's much, much more than I would expect an 8 year old to accomplish.
|
2005-09-23, 14:58
|
|
Vaginal Warts
|
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Posts: 2,289
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Holland
Now if he were in his twenties, I'd write him off as another Chops From Hell columnist. But I can't judge an 8 year old by those standards, its simply not fair. A fair judgement would be when his mind has matured to a point that allows him to be truly inventive and think of original ideas. He has unholy speed and dexterity, that's much, much more than I would expect an 8 year old to accomplish.
|
Yeah, I've seen the video before, but I thought he was around 11(which would still be amazing).
8?
I hope this guy keeps playing... Cause he's definitely got more than just the basics down. But who knows, maybe he'll quit and start playing trumpet.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
|
Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
|
2005-09-23, 15:56
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 472
|
|
i agree with john holland. you can't expect an eight yr old to show musical ingenuity and creativity, anymore than you could expect an eight yr old to write powerfull literiture or even form their own opinions about complex things.
you gotta distinguish between the two areas of guitar - playing and composition.
in playing this kid is going to be as good as the best if he keeps it up, no doubt about it.
and in composition? well the field isn't really overflowing with musical genius.
even those considered musically brilliant aren't a patch on the classical composers.
besides, composing music with shredding is like trying to paint a picture with only one colour.
__________________
"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
|
2005-09-23, 16:01
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: vlissingen, the Netherlands
Posts: 2,680
|
|
i think hes gonna end up beiing bored by guitar
i know this kid, he was 8 y old, and he was skateboarding for maybe 2 years, and he dide just the sickest shit peeps overhere could imagine, like noseblunts down big stuff, were other peeps were scare to just walk down, and finaly he quited, cuz he was borded by sk8ing
but, he might keep playing htough, i dont rilli care bout those lil ''wonders''
its just liek those crazy japanese guys, wich are pro at playing some video game, yes i can play mario in 8 minutes, so what??? lol
__________________
< no wonder hes mad!!
|
2005-09-23, 16:15
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 472
|
|
skateboarding is pointless beyond reasonable reason.
you dont have to care, but if you give a shit about any of the shredders, then why not about this little kid.
so what if its not as good as beckermaalmsteenbatiogilbert. its still impressive.
you can bash shredders all you want, and ill probably agree with you.
damn. iv'e completely destroyed my own train of thought.
__________________
"The complexity of the penguins' lifestyle testifies to a Divine Creator," said one commentator on Christian Answers. "To think that natural selection or even the penguins themselves could come up with the idea to migrate miles and miles multiple times each year without their partner or their offspring is a bit insulting to my intellect. How great is our God!"
|
2005-09-23, 17:30
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Whorelando, FL
Posts: 589
|
|
I've seen this vid before. I'm not too crazy about shredders. Never was. It's not just about how many notes you can squeeze into one second, it's also about melody. Who cares if you can play 100mph if what you're playing sounds like just a bunch of random notes being played together.
This kid, however, has got that aspect covered, too, as he did some cool melodic sounding stuff. He's very skilled and obviously very talented. I'm really happy for him, but I just hope that he's not into playing guitar more than living life.
When you're eight fucking years old, you don't wanna just lock yourself in your room for days and do nothing but play guitar. You gotta go out and fucking do shit. Play games, have fun, develop social skills, be a fucking kid. You only get to be a kid once in your life and you gotta make it worth your while.
Anyway, best of luck to that kid, I'll definitely look forward to hearing more from him as he gets older and matures. He might just be the next big thing. You nver know. He's definitely got more skill than I, even though I've probably been playing for less time than he has. How sad is that? I'm 23 fucking years old, and there's an eight year old kid out there who's been playing guitar for longer than I and can hand me my own ass in a playing contest.
Well, at least I know I can still beat the shit out of him and take his lunch money. I guess I'll just take comfort in that.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigmund Freud:
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
|
Check out my band's, (or lack thereof), web site.
http://www.endless-sacrifice.com
|
2005-09-23, 18:03
|
|
The Stings of Conscience
|
|
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Lutz, FL
Posts: 2,245
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by newHELLonEARTH
remember he is 8.
EDIT: the only person he put to shame was other 8 year olds. lets see how the kid turns out when he's a big boy
|
He sure as hell put me to shame, and im a bit older than 8. I'd bet money he just wiped the floor with you...
|
2005-09-23, 18:09
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
yeah.. he did
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-23, 18:09
|
|
The Stings of Conscience
|
|
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Lutz, FL
Posts: 2,245
|
|
it happens.
|
2005-09-23, 18:12
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
well i havent even been playing for a year
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-23, 18:47
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: vlissingen, the Netherlands
Posts: 2,680
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amon rA
skateboarding is pointless beyond reasonable reason.
you dont have to care, but if you give a shit about any of the shredders, then why not about this little kid.
so what if its not as good as beckermaalmsteenbatiogilbert. its still impressive.
you can bash shredders all you want, and ill probably agree with you.
damn. iv'e completely destroyed my own train of thought.
|
uve got a good point, but
1) skateboarding keeps ur body in shape (atleast in condition), i mean, look at that arpeggios from hell vid by malmsteen, he moves his fingers sop fast, and he doesnt get skinnier lol
2) shredders usualy have skills but their music sounds like shit imo. OFCUZ NOT EVERY SONG!! before someone start blabling bout some shredder having good songs
3) yeah
whatever, nvm this post
__________________
< no wonder hes mad!!
|
2005-09-23, 18:53
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by k13m
1) skateboarding keeps ur body in shape (atleast in condition), i mean, look at that arpeggios from hell vid by malmsteen, he moves his fingers sop fast, and he doesnt get skinnier lol
|
haha thats so true... hes gotten giant.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-23, 18:56
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ballater, Scotland, UK.
Posts: 1,128
|
|
Let's not forget Dimebag and his youth dedication to just getting good. Look where that took him (except his death which had nothing to do with guitar technique).
|
2005-09-23, 19:26
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 1,816
|
|
possibly obsessive compulsive.. or has one of those things like autism or sometihng... i cant spel... nor do i know what the disease is called :P
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
|
|
2005-09-23, 19:31
|
|
slack as fuck
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
Posts: 3,395
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_bleeding
possibly obsessive compulsive.. or has one of those things like autism or sometihng... i cant spel... nor do i know what the disease is called :P
|
haha yeah i have a relative thats autistic and he can play anything on the piano that you ask him to by ear. its quite amazing. he does the simpsons theme with all the instrument parts on the piano perfectly
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
|
|
2005-09-23, 19:57
|
|
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by newHELLonEARTH
haha yeah i have a relative thats autistic and he can play anything on the piano that you ask him to by ear. its quite amazing. he does the simpsons theme with all the instrument parts on the piano perfectly
|
Not all autistic people have this ability - just savants.
__________________
Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
|
2005-09-23, 23:46
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: nowhere,USA
Posts: 1,457
|
|
HOLY SHIT!! he was playing B.R.O.(paul gilbert),frenzy(racer X) that shits hard.
that ignorant prick reminds me of micheal B./rusty cooly(not paul gilbert but the kid)
__________________
music expresses which words cant emulate
Quote:
Originally Posted by User01
ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
|
|
2005-09-23, 23:51
|
|
Toast-whore
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Where the grass is green, and the girls 69.
Posts: 1,473
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by k13m
uve got a good point, but
1) skateboarding keeps ur body in shape (atleast in condition), i mean, look at that arpeggios from hell vid by malmsteen, he moves his fingers sop fast, and he doesnt get skinnier lol
|
Also theres this thing called enjoyment.
Kinda like the feeling you get from wanking off.
You get that feeling when you kickflip an 8-set
__________________
My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
|
|
2005-09-23, 23:57
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: nowhere,USA
Posts: 1,457
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeYngVai
But who knows, maybe he'll quit and start playing trumpet.
|
trumpets gay, trust me i know. cuz i play trumpet at school, for sight reading reasons and its the only music class besides arts and humanites alow'd for me. im no marching band nazi, so i still play guitar. my teacher almost died when i said marching band is for fags. its the truth, friends dont let friends join marching band.
i've been working on some new stuff thats not shred oriented because shreds fun to play, but not to listen to for 50mins straight
__________________
music expresses which words cant emulate
Quote:
Originally Posted by User01
ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
|
|
2005-09-24, 00:00
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: nowhere,USA
Posts: 1,457
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by OpethFan
Also theres this thing called enjoyment.
Kinda like the feeling you get from wanking off.
You get that feeling when you kickflip an 8-set
|
i've tryed that before and all i felt was pain. i wonder why?
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1489
it was sort of like that just less blood, and i didnt hit my head as hard
__________________
music expresses which words cant emulate
Quote:
Originally Posted by User01
ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
|
|
2005-09-24, 04:57
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,487
|
|
I'm definetely jealous, no doubt.
|
2005-09-24, 05:10
|
TEH PWNZOR!!!1qa
Alumni Staff
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The West.
Posts: 4,433
|
|
give me a couple years and i'll be that good...
__________________
Friends don't let friends play Krank!
|
2005-09-24, 05:16
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 771
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by YJM04
|
Holy shit. When he hit his head that made me cringe so freakin' bad. It actually made me physically sick to my stomache.
Last edited by HelpMeHelpYou : 2005-09-24 at 05:23.
|
2005-09-24, 08:23
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 644
|
|
Dude! What the hell was that bloody mess in the last part of the video? Looked like Krang!
|
2005-09-24, 09:23
|
|
Life is pain.
Banned
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 4,510
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by newHELLonEARTH
remember he is 8.
EDIT: the only person he put to shame was other 8 year olds. lets see how the kid turns out when he's a big boy
|
And me.
|
2005-09-24, 13:38
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HelpMeHelpYou
Holy shit. When he hit his head that made me cringe so freakin' bad. It actually made me physically sick to my stomache.
|
Haha that was a pretty cool prank.
That kids pretty good. He definitely puts me to shame.
|
2005-09-24, 13:38
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere over the fucking rainbow (Sweden)
Posts: 737
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by YJM04
|
Ouch.
|
2005-09-25, 04:07
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Halifax, nova scotia
Posts: 552
|
|
PLAY FRANTIC DISEMBOWELMENT!
__________________
Quote:
i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
|
|
2005-09-25, 05:34
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: In The Clash Of Arms
Posts: 372
|
|
Hahahahahahahahaha, listen to that rythmn section he puts out. DAMN.
I wish I could have the skill to do that kind of solo'y stuff, just cause it would sound really, really good in a song. Whatever, I can do half-ass solos.
|
2005-09-25, 21:14
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Shire
Posts: 363
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
Im sick of seeing people bag on great shredders. People always say that "that sux, hes just showng off". showing off has nothing to do with it. people shred for themselves, for their own fulfillment. And its fun as hell if u can do it. they are just pushing their limits to see what they can really acheive, progressing. hence the name "progressive". these guys are doing things that alot of people will never be able to do...... so at least pay some respect.
Sorry just so wanted to use that! hahaha!
The kids good, hope he can do something with it when he's older.
There was a kid in the 80's, can't remember his name, touted as Steve Vai Jr, he got a band together, can't remember the name and haven't heard anything since. Probably with the onset of puberty he found beer, drugs and women!
|
does anyone in this site not hate me?
|
2005-09-25, 21:24
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 484
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Angry Hobbit
does anyone in this site not hate me?
|
Aww, poor you, why not go to Emotabs.com (if there is really one) and go post "TEH METAL TABZ GUYZ HATE ME!!!11!2". There, you'll actually fit in and people will like you.
__________________
"The last Christian died on a cross."
-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"Faith: not wanting to know what is true."
-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
teh myspace
Last edited by Vardanstalt : 2005-09-25 at 21:35.
|
2005-09-26, 17:39
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Angry Hobbit
does anyone in this site not hate me?
|
I don't hate you, you're probably an alright geezer. I just found it a very funny/odd thread to start. It's as if you wanted to immolate yourself in the forum.
|
2005-09-27, 00:44
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Dahmer, are you in the UK?
|
2005-09-27, 19:32
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by blizzard_beast
Dahmer, are you in the UK?
|
Adopts Huge Grant voice-"Oh gosh, whato old chap, what gave it away was it my Hollywood super villan esq tones?"
Yeah I'm in the UK
Though when I go abroad people think I'm German....maybe it's the cut off lederhosen?
|
2005-09-27, 21:41
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,723
|
|
Haha, whereabouts are you?
|
2005-09-28, 05:17
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: In your house with a knife
Posts: 199
|
|
the thing about these kids is: they dont get "better" they just get faster and more technical, never do anything "worth listening to" imo. I know a kid like this, hes a kick ass shreder, but ask him to play a riff like fade to black intro, he cant do it. not saying they all cant, just most of them get locked into this emotionless crap as seen above.
__________________
...../.................................\
.../.............................._ _..\
./........../../\....\......./../....../\
..\......./../...\.....\.../../......./..\
....\.../../--.--\.....\/../_....../_._\
...././_._.........\.../../......../...\
../...................\/../_._..../......\
/............................................\
|
2005-09-28, 14:40
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Behind you! Boo!
Posts: 878
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by blizzard_beast
Haha, whereabouts are you?
|
Ooop north in sunny flat Lincolnshire, where we drive tractors and marry our sisters!
The tooth brush was invented in Lincolnshire...had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a 'teeth' brush! Hahaha!
|
2005-09-29, 11:39
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: nowhere,USA
Posts: 1,457
|
|
it was just covers of paul gilbert, or racer X. if it were his own stuff. then i would be suprised
__________________
music expresses which words cant emulate
Quote:
Originally Posted by User01
ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
|
|
2005-10-07, 17:20
|
Drunken Yeti God
Alumni Staff
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: BangHer, Washington
Posts: 2,819
|
|
I'll still whoop his ass in the gym. Kid's fucking good though, that's some crazy shit right there.
__________________
Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
|
|
2005-10-07, 17:28
|
|
Supreme Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 644
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahmers Fridge
Ooop north in sunny flat Lincolnshire, where we drive tractors and marry our sisters!
The tooth brush was invented in Lincolnshire...had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a 'teeth' brush! Hahaha!
|
I LOL'd.
|
2005-10-07, 21:21
|
|
Lo, they do call to me...
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: virginia beach, VA
Posts: 2,209
|
|
i cant do any of the shit but the power chord part, i cant play leads for fuck.
__________________
Too grim to function
|
2005-10-07, 23:16
|
|
Crusher of Skulls
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere down the road
Posts: 2,188
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by IlikeRiffseveryone
PLAY FRANTIC DISEMBOWELMENT!
|
__________________
My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
Quote:
Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnmansley
May the best cunt win.
|
|
2005-10-12, 06:29
|
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: azusa CA
Posts: 166
|
|
This kid is pretty good but im not impressed still he needs to make his own tune and not just play scales and stuff
__________________
KILL ME, KILL ME, KILL ME LIKE JESUS BECAUSE I AM NOTHING BUT A "FUCKEN JOKE"
|
2005-10-12, 20:28
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: nowhere,USA
Posts: 1,457
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
I'll still whoop his ass in the gym. Kid's fucking good though, that's some crazy shit right there.
|
__________________
music expresses which words cant emulate
Quote:
Originally Posted by User01
ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
|
|
2005-10-13, 00:50
|
Senior Metalhead
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 122
|
|
The kid definately has alot of talent when it comes to the technique aspect, expecially for his age, and i respect him alot for it.
But i dont agree with the comment 'we will be seeing more of him' like he will turn out to be some guitar hero. Now i am not saying he won't, but i can see a kid start playing guitar when hes 17 and arrising to a level thats as high as this kid. I mean if you really look at it, there are 100's of guitarists that can all do near the same stuff, but what differs between them all seems to be style and music writing ability. How popular they get depends on how much consumers eat it up.
No doubt if this kid sticks to it, he will be a great guitarist, but that doesn't mean people are going to go crazy over him just because of age. When i rate people i hardly ever look at age. Its impressive if a kid thats 17 can write and play great songs such as a Jason Becker, but seriously, is it that much different if Jason Becker was 45 when he came out with Perpetual Burn? I think viewing it relative to age is almost comparing music to a sport in a way, although there are similiarities. Sports usually has some sort of age limit, like you never see a 60 year old football play in the NFL. In music though, age should never matter, Allan Holdsworth is absolutely incredible, and hes still doing it at around that age of 60 (Not to mention he started guitar when he was 17). And honestly, even this kid may not get to the level Allan Holdsworth has reached, along with a majority of every guitar player, lol.
All i am saying is, you can complement this kid for his great talent at what he can do at an early age, but don't automatically think that this kid will be some kind of pro. It all depends on how much work he puts into it and even more importantly, how he views music and the guitar, which is what seperates the best guitarists from the rest. I have met professors at colleges who i feel don't have as good a view on music as say much less experienced players, like my teacher, who none of you know, lol.
Sorry for rambling on, but havent been here in ever.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|