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Old 2005-09-15, 19:18
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so i ask why so much dickery

what i mean by this is why the closing of certain threads that dont break any of the rules posted in the rules thread. this is just for example btw, im sure much more dickery has been had by many but why was my "its wednesday : what are you wearing" thread...that interfered with no rules at all. 1. It was not spam, it was a genuine conversational topic 2. It did not personally abuse anyone at all! matter of fact someone attempted to personally abuse me for no reason

what im saying here is that, there was no need for my thread to be closed, it didnt break any rules at all here and i believe it to be general dickery to close my thread on the sole fact that it wasn't about tits, band shirts, or guitars...notice this is the fucking chit chat page goddamnit! CHIT CHAT! my thread was chit chat, "so what are you wearing" all though sounds a little perv-ish when taken incorrectly, is fucking chitchat

all i really wanna know is why was my thread closed?
Edit: one more thing this is what it says right under the words "chit chat" on the main forum page:
"This is THE ONLY forum where you can go to talk about everything and anything."
well....i guess that about sums it up

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Old 2005-09-15, 19:19
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it was a pile of shit

[15 posts later edit]
Anything after this post is moronic. he has no basis for arguement, it was a pile of shit end of.
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:20
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this may be chit chat but that thread was completly pointless and stupid. if you look back youll see tons of "offical" threads bullshit got closed for the same reason
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:21
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theres a difference between "chit chat" and "the shit we come to metaltabs to AVOID, namely, idiotic conversation on the level of 6th graders"
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:24
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Because we were actually all in snowsuits and didnt want to tell you. I'm wearing my tiedye Moody Blues shirt and jeans' shorts today.

It gave me something to laugh at the last couple posts there though. This will get closed or deleted too.
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:24
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theres a difference between "chit chat" and "the shit we come to metaltabs to AVOID, namely, idiotic conversation on the level of 6th graders"

so i suppose that makes all the people that responded to my thread 6th graders too?

and sars! you responded to my thread, what the hell, you respond to it then say it was shit after it was closed
methinks i smell hypocrisy
 
Old 2005-09-15, 19:24
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it was a pile of shit




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Old 2005-09-15, 19:25
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Edit: one more thing this is what it says right under the words "chit chat" on the main forum page:
"This is THE ONLY forum where you can go to talk about everything and anything."
well....i guess that about sums it up



everything and anything within certain worth.
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:28
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methinks i smell hypocrisy

methinks I be smelling a pirate matey sailing on the high web seas argh! if ye be not carefull we be making ya walk the plank and dive down to the depths of davie jims locker aye we be *shakes hook violently and walks away on wooden leg*

[parrot] *quaaa* davie jims locker, davie jims locker [/parrot]



















































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Old 2005-09-15, 19:29
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so i suppose that makes all the people that responded to my thread 6th graders too?

and sars! you responded to my thread, what the hell, you respond to it then say it was shit after it was closed
methinks i smell hypocrisy


I think I smell another bullshit thread about to be closed!
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:35
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I think I smell another bullshit thread about to be closed!

certainly wouldnt surprise me
 
Old 2005-09-15, 19:38
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certainly wouldnt surprise me


Wouldnt surprize anyone.
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Old 2005-09-15, 19:38
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Its chit chat not shit chat. No seriously, it didn`t breake any rules, but i guess most people found it stupid.
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so much dickery? my god. smarten the fuck up this is metaltabs bitch!
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Old 2005-09-15, 20:25
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methinks I be smelling a pirate matey sailing on the high web seas argh! if ye be not carefull we be making ya walk the plank and dive down to the depths of davie jims locker aye we be *shakes hook violently and walks away on wooden leg*

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Old 2005-09-15, 20:40
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Old 2005-09-15, 20:54
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We've had a Bitchin' Thread periodically where I mod in the l/p forum, but they're in the form of poetry. Usually rap songs. (I'm horrible at writing rap songs I'm told, but it never stopped me.) And the digs on each other sometimes got pretty crude, but it was all in fun.
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Old 2005-09-15, 21:36
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what i mean by this is why the closing of certain threads that dont break any of the rules posted in the rules thread.

simple anwser....because you touch yourself at night. case closed.




seriously though +1
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Old 2005-09-15, 21:47
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dont take it personal and dont go into martyr mode and whine about stuff, it'll get you nowhere, some shit flies here and other shit dont.
 
Old 2005-09-15, 21:52
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Dickery , I like that word , Hey can I borrow it, Is dickery related to mopery ?
 
Old 2005-09-15, 21:56
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dont take it personal and dont go into martyr mode and whine about stuff, it'll get you nowhere, some shit flies here and other shit dont.

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Old 2005-09-15, 22:06
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Because no one here cares what anyone else is wearing. Simple. Now shut up and get on with life.
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Old 2005-09-15, 22:26
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Whoa , someone call a doctor , this man is having a tourettes episode.
 
Old 2005-09-15, 22:37
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Whenever walpurgis or his brother said it it was always that they were getting tired of the dicketRy. Dickery sounds like a clock with a mouse in it.
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Old 2005-09-15, 22:38
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Dickery , I like that word


I bet you do.
 
Old 2005-09-15, 22:45
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Old 2005-09-15, 23:14
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dickery


lol it's not even an actual word!!! I just asked Jr. I spelled it about 5 ways on dictionary.com. He laughed at me.
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Old 2005-09-15, 23:21
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Whoa , someone call a doctor , this man is having a tourettes episode.



Yeah....because people type out their tourette episodes.
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Old 2005-09-15, 23:24
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Yeah....because people type out their tourette episodes.

You know what I like about you besides nothin J/K is that your so easy to wind up and get your tits in a tizzy
 
Old 2005-09-15, 23:32
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Well, when i grow a pair of tits dude I'll agree with you on that one.
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Old 2005-09-15, 23:39
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Well, when i grow a pair of tits dude I'll agree with you on that one.

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Old 2005-09-15, 23:40
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he said tits hehehe



Look dude, please shut up. You don't want to get in another e-scrap with me. It'll drag on, one of us will either be banned or suspended and I could do with going out and getting laid.
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Old 2005-09-15, 23:59
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what i mean by this is why the closing of certain threads that dont break any of the rules posted in the rules thread. this is just for example btw, im sure much more dickery has been had by many but why was my "its wednesday : what are you wearing" thread...that interfered with no rules at all. 1. It was not spam, it was a genuine conversational topic 2. It did not personally abuse anyone at all! matter of fact someone attempted to personally abuse me for no reason

if threads get of subject, or are filled with mostly sarcastic posts, it will usually get closed. or, unfortunately, if a mod thinks its stupid, it might get closed.
 
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I believe that these are also found in the Forum rules thread. You obviously didn't read all the posts.

#1. Stop posting intro threads. Nobody cares who you are around here unless you have a vagina, and even then it's iffy. I don't care where you are from and neither does anybody else. I also don't care how you found the site or whether or not you like it. I don't care how old you are. I don't care how long you've been playing. When somebody is interested in any of that, they will ask, and there are frequently threads about similar topics. Don't volunteer your information to people who don't care. Save it for when it is asked, as it likely will be.

#2. Come in quietly. If somebody posts something that interests you, reply. Try to be intelligent. Don't type in all caps. Don't use 17 exclamation points with two 1's at the end. It's fucking annoying. Conduct yourself in an intelligent manner. When people get used to you, you can be as retarded as you want and nobody will care. Well, not unless you are Transient.

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1. Hello, my name is Bob. I'm from the U.S. and I don't have a vagina. Cheers all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2. I LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I REALLY REALLY LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 FUCK SLIPKNOT AND BIZKIT, FUCK NU METAL AND POSERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

3. (hey, where the fuck is number 3?)

4. Fuck you, I'm not being defensive. You are. Nuh uh, you are. You're a fag, but if you say something back I'm gonna try to have you banned!

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1. Hello, my name is Bob. I'm from the U.S. and I don't have a vagina. Cheers all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2. I LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I REALLY REALLY LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 FUCK SLIPKNOT AND BIZKIT, FUCK NU METAL AND POSERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

3. (hey, where the fuck is number 3?)

4. Fuck you, I'm not being defensive. You are. Nuh uh, you are. You're a fag, but if you say something back I'm gonna try to have you banned!

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1. Hello, my name is Bob. I'm from the U.S. and I don't have a vagina. Cheers all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2. I LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I REALLY REALLY LIKE METAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 FUCK SLIPKNOT AND BIZKIT, FUCK NU METAL AND POSERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

3. (hey, where the fuck is number 3?)

4. Fuck you, I'm not being defensive. You are. Nuh uh, you are. You're a fag, but if you say something back I'm gonna try to have you banned!

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Bob? Is your alcohol for your finger all gone? The Capt' Morgan?
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-16, 02:10
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Nope, not yet. But I don't have to be to work until 2:30 tomorrow afternoon, so bye bye liver!

Any of you guys around back in the days when I used to get real fitshaced and post on here? Now that was good old fashioned fucked up typing. I could hardly tell what I was talking about when I sobered up. Normally, memnoch and atifman were my translators...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2005-09-16, 02:14
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I definately remember that, haha. I also remember you translating one of my posts into my current sig.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-09-16, 02:18
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You mean the dong thing?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2005-09-16, 02:19
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Figures you'd remember a dong thing.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-16, 02:20
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This is my favourite part of the rules:

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What happens is entirely at our discretion. And please don't fucking argue the issue with us, because that makes it infinitely worse.


This quote explains how and why I VICIOUSLY, CALLOUSLY AND WITH BEASTLINESS OF FORETHOUGHT, closed your pink lycra fag-dance of a thread. 'What are you wearing'?? Rotting shit.

That, and I thought of a funny line to close it on. Today, I've had less success:

Stop being a cunt.
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