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2005-09-08, 02:13
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Chris Angel - Mindfreak
This guy is amazing. Totally owns David Blaine. He's a street magician who recently got a show on A&E. He does some really hard/impossible to explain stuff. check out his site, some good videos :
http://www.crissangel.com/indexFlash.html
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2005-09-08, 03:19
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This guy is amazing. Totally owns David Blaine. He's a street magician who recently got a show on A&E. He does some really hard/impossible to explain stuff. check out his site, some good videos :
http://www.crissangel.com/indexFlash.html
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I've seen the previews for that show and it looked lame as hell. I'm sure its not cause street magicians usually own and is one of the coolest types of entertainment IMO, as is all well performed original magic.
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2005-09-08, 03:42
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Jesus christ, are you americans still piling this shit out on TV?
Rise up! Take control! THIS? OR PORN?!...............fuck I'm bored.
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2005-09-08, 05:25
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Jesus christ, are you americans still piling this shit out on TV?
Rise up! Take control! THIS? OR PORN?!...............fuck I'm bored.
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T.V. here FUCKIN SUCKS! If I never heard the word 'reality' again, it would be too soon.
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2005-09-08, 05:36
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SAme, oh fuck its thursday, all channels are bogged up with gay american reality tv for tonight 
David Blaine was awesome, i'd be interested in seeing some of this dudes stuff (cept im on 56k)
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible  |
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2005-09-08, 07:36
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Mindfreak is the stupidist, most inane pile of monkey-humping shmuck I have ever, ever seen. Need I explain why? It's a show about an overdone egotistical dickhead with pain tolerance who parades around in tight black leather and preformes optical illusions and "tests the human limits". My ass. Chris Angel simply preforms this kind of thing so he can climax inbetween a couch cousion later as it airs on cabel television.
In no way is he any better than Blaine and in no way is Blaine any better. Blaine, while having roots in impressive street magic has turned into nothing else than a stunt man. Standing on a pole for a week isn't magic and fails to impress me. Want to show me your ability to transcend pain? Let a piece of bamboo grow through your lower abdomen while a Hell's Angels member sits on your face and lets loose through his knotted colon the whiskey and buffalo vinegar wings he had last night. Guys like these take magic and make it into a complete financial farce instead of an art.
Want to see some real pain indurance? Check out the true stories of Aran Tartan ( http://www.thetartan.org/news/2005/04/25/ralston) or Doug Goodale. Those are real events (not only showing human ability, but the will to live) that Mindcunt couldn't reach simply because he'd be too afraid of ruining his fishnet.
My message to Chris: Want to prove you've got some real balls? Chop them off.
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2005-09-08, 08:03
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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2005-09-08, 08:46
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Darko just owned this thread.
We might as well close it now 
EDIT: i just read that article, fuckin hell that is amazing, i dont think i could ever do that  But then again, i cant immagine what state that man must have been in.
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2005-09-08, 08:57
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My message to Chris: Want to prove you've got some real balls? Chop them off.
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The dude should cut is balls off for thinking that hair cut is impressive yet myserious. Arsehole.
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2005-09-08, 12:25
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Darko, how many Hell's Angels' do you know? I admit I only know one, but he's a local leader and owns numerous successful businesses. He used to work at the Post Office, but since his own businesses were thriving he quit. They don't make poverty wages either so he must be doing very well.
Don't perpetuate the anti-biker mentality. It doesn't fit the day and age now.
Loved your rant though.
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2005-09-08, 12:41
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hells angels will always be the guys who you dont ask to do security for your rolling stones concert, the guys who you dont tell them you dont like steppenwolf. and the guys who you dont walk into their bar. actually our local hells angels pub just closed down, and i haven't seen their leader around recently. big fucker covered head to foot in green tatoos. though hes a nice freindly bloke.
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2005-09-08, 12:43
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except Paul Daniels......¬.¬
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2005-09-08, 12:49
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I quit watching the darn magicians when they started taking 20 minutes plus commercials to do a 3 minute stunt. I used to watch David Copperfield once in awhile and I think the guy's hame was Jeff Henson or something. I thought he was kinda cute though. They pace and ponder too much for me.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-09-08, 13:25
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hells angels will always be the guys who you dont ask to do security for your rolling stones concert, the guys who you dont tell them you dont like steppenwolf. and the guys who you dont walk into their bar. actually our local hells angels pub just closed down, and i haven't seen their leader around recently. big fucker covered head to foot in green tatoos. though hes a nice freindly bloke.
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2005-09-08, 16:22
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Meh, I saw him when he sat in that box near the Thames. Watching a man sit in a glass box is not my idea of magic.
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2005-09-08, 17:54
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I'm gonna go along with Darko on this one, yet with a twist.
That dudes story, as amazing as it is, could be better. Now, lets say these "magicians" are in the exact same situation as the dude (reality tv coming up):-
After cutting off their arm, they're chased by a pack of wolves, they have use their arm(or arms - force and velocity is determined by head swinging or banging factor as the arms will be in their mouths - also arm/arms depends on how much of a prick deserves two boulders)to fend them off. Their arms decay on their long, extensive travells....they now need food.....they have to cut off their dicks using a sharpened stone, (that appears magically) - used with the mouth (cos they're all pricks) - to eat.
Let's see how commited they are to this endurance thing. I'd turn on that tv channel.
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2005-09-08, 19:31
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Wow, i just watched one of the videos on his site. He puts some lady to sleep somehow and makes her float. And then some stupid ass bullshit music comes on to make it even worse.
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2005-09-08, 20:12
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his name is Criss, not Chris! DUH! Criss is the COOL way to spell it. GOSH. Don't you people know ANYTHIGN?!?!1
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