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2005-08-21, 05:23
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2005-08-21, 05:44
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I hope not. I'd like to see him try it with wild critters first.
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2005-08-21, 05:46
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Fucked to death eh?
Comming and going at the same time!
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2005-08-21, 05:48
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2005-08-21, 05:48
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bugfucker strikes back.
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I'll write a song about it in John, Tullie, and I's new grind band. And I couldn't pass this comment up, so don't think I'm going back on my shit:
We'll probably see Jarrod on the news tomorrow with a Psycroptic shirt over his head as they take him into the courthouse to be arraigned on those^^ charges. 
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-08-21, 05:55
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well, you might - except he went to court over a week ago.
And he is from a different state to jarrod.
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2005-08-21, 06:05
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2005-08-21, 06:33
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Hahaha, I love the bit at the end: "he man was a New Zealand citizen, his lawyer said."
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2005-08-21, 07:41
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hehehe when I am old I want to die from exhaustion at the hands of some 20 something.
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2005-08-21, 10:35
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But, that guy sure must have had a small penis if he could fuck a guinea pig 
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2005-08-21, 10:55
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But, that guy sure must have had a small penis if he could fuck a guinea pig |
Thats what I was thinking, a rabbit would be really tight too. Maybe fingers them first, stretch 'em out a bit. |
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2005-08-21, 11:31
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"The man was a New Zealand citizen, his lawyer said. "
That is fucking GOLD.
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2005-08-21, 11:37
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This is the best shit I`ve seen in a long time |
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2005-08-21, 12:51
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But, that guy sure must have had a small penis if he could fuck a guinea pig |
Either that or he totally impaled the glorified rat on his cock. In the arse, out the mouth.
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2005-08-21, 12:58
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I don't think he fucked them. Bestiality dosn't just apply to sexual intercourse as far as I'm aware and it dosn't say he fucked them, rather 1 count of bestiality and 18 counts of violence towards animals. I guess he just molested them or something.
Although I'd believe it if it were true, I just don't think it is.
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2005-08-21, 13:23
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Thats what I was thinking, a rabbit would be really tight too. Maybe fingers them first, stretch 'em out a bit.
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Hahaha, fuck thats wrong!
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2005-08-21, 13:50
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hrmmm
remember that guy who died from getting it on with a horse?
man it never ends
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2005-08-21, 14:32
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That was very vague, but there's a lots of weirdos in the world. National Enquirer has been full of them for long as I can remember.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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2005-08-21, 14:36
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The man was a New Zealand citizen, his lawyer said.
Need I say more?
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2005-08-21, 16:52
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2005-08-21, 16:59
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There are two diif images of a guy screwing a chicken on Ogrish.....
Very graphic....and always gets the crowd fighting among them selves.
Some say...posting them crosses the line of decency.....but hell....decency matters not on Gore sites.
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2005-08-21, 19:28
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Thats what I was thinking, a rabbit would be really tight too. Maybe fingers them first, stretch 'em out a bit.
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2005-08-21, 23:37
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Murder, bestiality, and marijuana... sounds like the theme of the next Cephalic Carnage album! 
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2005-08-22, 11:55
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Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.
What the fuck? What about the other 17?
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2005-08-22, 12:46
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It gets dadburned lonely in them thar mountains down yonder in the confederate states of 'merica.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-08-22, 19:02
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2005-08-22, 20:54
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Damn, thats fucking disgusting
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2005-08-23, 05:03
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Ha ha, the blind guy had sex with his own guide dog!
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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2005-08-23, 07:03
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2005-08-23, 07:34
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Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.
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2005-08-23, 22:04
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Murder, bestiality, and marijuana... sounds like the theme of the next Cephalic Carnage album! |
That's the theme for every Cephalic Carnage album.
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hrmmm
remember that guy who died from getting it on with a horse?
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Cause of death: horse cock.
Try to say that with a straight face.
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2005-08-24, 01:26
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Dead in Pa. did you not see what I said????? lol You just missed being one of them. A little more south and we'd be looking at you!
Hmm, I wonder if nHoE was taking any pets on his little excursion. Maybe that"s' why his hair is so "out there" !!!!! He's a sweetie though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-08-24, 13:44
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Hahaha, thats what I said! he was probably a rugby player. (you know, because Creatine [spelling?] is harsh on the downstairs area).
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hah! fuck! LAME!
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Cause of death: horse cock.
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Dead in Pa. did you not see what I said????? lol You just missed being one of them. A little more south and we'd be looking at you! |
I resent that. It becomes redneck below the canal here in delaware. I've just escaped the madness.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-08-24, 14:20
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I'm so sorry Dissection. I wasn't going that far east. You're exempt. Can we be friends now? (don't hit me)
I've read some different things on creatine because I was concerned about Bobpurgis using it. I guess it all depends on the type and how much you use.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-08-24, 15:05
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So have I. I was just going by what I've heard. I take it all with a grain of salt, but I do know it causes severe emotional problems; at least in the sense that you lose the ability to control your emotions. I know people who freak out on it. I also know one person who is the funniest guy, and he uses that junk.
Bah. I need more sleep
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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I wondered about some of the different products because he was going through a rough time for awhile, but I wasn't sure if he was just "his mother's son" or if the suppliments had anything to do with it. It didn't last long though and we had some very good mom/son chats then so I think it was just some growing pains and hard knocks.
I'm real curious how things went without all his "goodies" while he's been at sea.
Diss'--Go to sleep.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-08-24, 18:10
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I've tried 5 times to go back to sleep. been up since 6am. Finally got out of bed at 7, because I was tired of staring at my wall.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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What's got you so wired? When you finally shut down you're gonna sleep for days.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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