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2005-08-20, 20:18
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Black Metal pics
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2005-08-20, 20:21
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Yeah I saw that a few days ago. 
funny stuff.
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2005-08-20, 20:21
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My Ass, Your Face
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Those are hilarious.
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2005-08-20, 20:32
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Muffin Ass
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I love it!
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2005-08-20, 20:53
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Lo, they do call to me...
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i rock out with my cock out all the time
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2005-08-20, 22:15
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Metal As Fuck!
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LMAO!
Good Shit!
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2005-08-20, 22:55
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Haha, i was going to post this yesterday but i thought everyone already saw them. Those pictures of Galder from Dimmu are hillarious.
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2005-08-20, 22:57
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Haha, classic.
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Hey don't talk back buddy. Give your dick size or don't post.
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2005-08-21, 00:31
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2005-08-21, 00:34
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This is stupid yet funny, yea some look stupid as fuck like that last one. But some are pretty cool.
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2005-08-21, 02:11
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mmm that doing the rounds again?
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2005-08-21, 02:36
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How does one find friends willing to snap a photo of your dead body after you slash your wrists and shoot yourself in the head, scoop up some of your exposed grey matter, wrap in foil, and stick in the freezer for consumption at a later date, all while another of your friends picks up a few skull fragments to make jewlery out of....... then use said pic for an album cover ?.....Why it's Norway thats where......Land of snow,darkness, creamed or pickled herring, and good friends!!!! |
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2005-08-21, 02:48
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That's Mayhem for ya. I don't remember Dead slicing his wrists though. I don't care, still my favorite black metal band.
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2005-08-21, 02:51
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Those words in my last post are from a friend....
I know nothing about the band or its members...or their music.....but it humored me none the less.
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2005-08-21, 03:17
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Ahh the sequel to the ten funniest BM photos ever.
Anyone who can take these people seriously should be killed.
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2005-08-21, 04:31
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The last one. It makes it all worth the minute of viewing the page.
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2005-08-21, 04:47
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Well, Maniac looks like a total fucking buttskank. I like the old Mayhem though, that's classic black metal.
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2005-08-21, 13:57
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Well, Maniac looks like a total fucking buttskank. I like the old Mayhem though, that's classic black metal.
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2005-08-21, 14:14
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Maniac has always been a fucking tool.
The guy that does this is great,I wish he would do it with gore metal pics,I know those have got to be retarded.
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But the thing with gore metal is they're just joking around, they're not at all serious. Some black metal guys take it way too serious which is why it's funny.
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2005-08-21, 14:19
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But the thing with gore metal is they're just joking around, they're not at all serious. Some black metal guys take it way too serious which is why it's funny.
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2005-08-21, 14:30
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That's Mayhem for ya. I don't remember Dead slicing his wrists though. I don't care, still my favorite black metal band.
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2005-08-21, 15:57
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Number 3 wins so fuckig hard  They`re all funny as hell though |
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2005-08-21, 16:27
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Darken is the best. All of his photos are like that.
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2005-08-21, 17:58
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Vulture Lord is officialy the grimmest black metal band.
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dammit, i cant find that UR8AN KVLT BAND
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2005-08-23, 07:03
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I fucking love how this guy makes fun of 'em. I love the Immortal one the best, w/ Abbath screaming or whatever and also "IMMORTAL: UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS".
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2005-08-23, 07:14
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I fucking love how this guy makes fun of 'em. I love the Immortal one the best, w/ Abbath screaming or whatever and also "IMMORTAL: UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS".
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Dude, you should check out some Maniac Butcher pics then. Much worse... |
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2005-08-23, 08:28
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2005-08-23, 15:49
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BM is ironic.....
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2005-08-23, 19:46
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2005-08-23, 19:53
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Immortal- "And what on earth is Abbath doing? What kind of pose is that? It looks like he’s about to be hit by a bus and Horgh, unable to rescue him, is on the sidewalk screaming, “Nooooooooo….”"
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2005-08-23, 20:17
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What's sad is I used to think BM imagery was badass, and I still do to an extent. Maybe I just suck at life or something. Or maybe it's the fact that a handful of faggoroth black metal pics ruins the image for the entire scene in general.
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2005-08-24, 19:42
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hahaha Black Metal Pirate.
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2005-08-26, 13:18
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Frozen Soul, undergone a few major changes eh?
Off weed still?
Those pics are hilarious.
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2005-08-26, 20:17
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Frozen Soul, undergone a few major changes eh?
Off weed still?
Those pics are hilarious.
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