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Old 2005-08-17, 21:53
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Everyones chance to post whore and make LsS feel better about himself and the liver problem he has from being a pro-drunk.
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Old 2005-08-17, 21:54
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Old 2005-08-17, 21:56
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Old 2005-08-18, 00:02
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seriously? a liver problem. my friends brother is 16-17 and he already has a liver "disease" he vodka morning, afternoon, and night for about 3 months straight. doctor said if he starts drinking again he could die.
 
Old 2005-08-18, 00:03
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Old 2005-08-18, 00:39
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seriously? a liver problem. my friends brother is 16-17 and he already has a liver "disease" he vodka morning, afternoon, and night for about 3 months straight. doctor said if he starts drinking again he could die.


Russians must have livers of enchanted steel then.
 
Old 2005-08-18, 00:40
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Old 2005-08-18, 01:05
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Is it really his b-day? Happy Birthday if it is.

Two of my best online friends have troublesome livers but it's not from drinking in either case.
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Old 2005-08-18, 01:30
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Old 2005-08-18, 03:18
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Old 2005-08-18, 03:40
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seriously? a liver problem. my friends brother is 16-17 and he already has a liver "disease" he vodka morning, afternoon, and night for about 3 months straight. doctor said if he starts drinking again he could die.

Your friends brother is a pansy then. Since Vodka is a ladies drink.

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Old 2005-08-18, 03:43
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Hey BoC, vodka's a ladies drink in Oz and over here in England, but never say that in Russia!
 
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Old 2005-08-18, 04:35
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Ha. One of my best mates got diagnosed with an alcohol related liver problem just last week.

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Old 2005-08-18, 05:00
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seriously? a liver problem. my friends brother is 16-17 and he already has a liver "disease" he vodka morning, afternoon, and night for about 3 months straight. doctor said if he starts drinking again he could die.



Really? That's really not much at all compared to most alcoholics out there. I know people that drank like that for years and are still in moderately good health

EDIT: oh yeah, and happy birthday
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Old 2005-08-18, 05:23
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Old 2005-08-18, 07:06
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Old 2005-08-18, 07:58
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Old 2005-08-18, 11:03
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Old 2005-08-18, 18:10
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Old 2005-08-18, 19:59
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i just said liver problem cause according to his profile he is a pro-drunk
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Old 2005-08-18, 20:04
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Have a good one.

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Old 2005-08-18, 22:31
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Everyones chance to post whore and make LsS feel better about himself and the liver problem he has from being a pro-drunk.
happy birthday mate, and im a pero-drunk aswell, u have any sponsors?? i dont, would make my life a lot cheaper though
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Old 2005-08-19, 13:13
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haha Thanks guys.Had a pretty shitty birthday actually,my alchohol hook-up is out of town so I was fucked on any kind of drinkin'.I got a Jackson V and a Marshall so it wasn't all bad.

Oh and my liver is fine.
 
Old 2005-08-19, 13:53
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