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Old 2005-07-25, 10:29
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Worst album covers ever

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Old 2005-07-25, 10:36
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Christ, those Ron Goedert ones disturb me on so many levels....urrrghhhhh
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Old 2005-07-25, 12:47
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"You're still the one that can scratch my itchhhh..." lol I remember that album!

Rev. Robert White struck me as funny just because of the name. Bobwhite, bobwhite.

The argyle socks that girl had on were awful!

Good stuff though. Amusing. The last site wouldn't work for me though. No biggie.
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Old 2005-07-25, 14:51
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those were terrible.. good find
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Old 2005-07-25, 15:56
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what the fuck is the ritchie family?!


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Apart from the biggest FUCK YOU to black men.
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Old 2005-07-25, 21:16
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ahahahah crying demons I wil give them candy!!!!
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:38
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Manaic Butcher has some pretty stupid album covers. Good black metal though.
 
Old 2005-07-29, 20:21
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what did this do there, i think this would be awesome for a album cover
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Old 2005-07-29, 20:26
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thats andrew wk...its party metal essentially. the guys a loveable drunken party boy who sucks at instruments. DONALD tardy from obituary plays drums for him
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Old 2005-07-29, 22:34
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Im surprised primus's ''Frizzle fry'' wasnt in that link FBS.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B...01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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Old 2005-07-29, 22:38
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lol frizzle fry, that sounds like snoop dog to me
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Old 2005-07-29, 22:56
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I dont listen to snoop dog, i wouldnt know..

Guns N' Roses ''The spaghetti incident''

http://www.coverportal.de/cover/aud..._incident_a.jpg
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Old 2005-07-30, 07:08
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i like the frizzle fry cover.....i mean what do you expect from primus............. pentagrams and demons?? and i dont mind primus.....i dont necessarily listen to them but it was more interesting than alot of other shit that was big at that time


andrew WK has a side project called "to live and shave in LA" and my band opened for them at the safari lounge<complete fugging dive bar> in providence,ri. they played a complete set of instrument noise and it ruled.....totally wierd
 
Old 2005-07-30, 19:32
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Haha, primus's album covers are just weird, because they all fucked up in general, but they do rule..

St. anger..

http://www.okladki.friko.pl/audio/m...3-mvp-front.jpg
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Old 2005-07-30, 23:15
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Old 2005-07-30, 23:40
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FBS, dude, thats NOTHING! Check this out:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs...bumcovers10.htm


Dude, I've just emptied my bladder pissing myself of laughter because of that.
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Old 2005-09-18, 18:22
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See what terrible Metal Album Covers You Can Find.
 
Old 2005-09-18, 20:26
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Most of the stuff that came out on Noise International in the 1980's had pretty terrible cover art!
 
Old 2005-09-18, 21:36
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I've seen this on almost every worst album cover list. I don't know why it's so funny, maybe because the guy on the far right looks like Will Sasso from Mad TV.
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Old 2005-09-18, 21:41
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holy shit that guy does look like him huh
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Old 2005-09-19, 01:49
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WRONG, except for the bottom two album covers, these things are fucking hilarious.

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