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Old 2007-09-13, 00:33
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Her. What is her name.
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Old 2007-09-13, 14:07
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Haha classic, i started the Nicest Tits thread, good to see them still going! beautiful!
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Old 2007-09-13, 15:40
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Amen to that! Looks like she's cookin' up somethin nice. Come to think of it, she looks REALLY fucking familiar...
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Old 2007-09-13, 16:14
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I came.
 
Old 2007-09-13, 16:19
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Old 2007-09-13, 18:03
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Amen to that! Looks like she's cookin' up somethin nice. Come to think of it, she looks REALLY fucking familiar...


Her breasts scare me a little bit.
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Old 2007-09-13, 21:22
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Her face scares me even more.
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Old 2007-09-14, 04:07
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they are all ugly imo....
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-09-14, 14:38
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Porn on YouTube? Quick before it's gone! lol.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GhSpNeSjJ2M&NR=1
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-09-18, 16:00
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-09-18, 16:53
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Her. What is her name.

Eufrat.

http://www.desicyber.com/forum/masa...nette-teen.html

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Old 2007-09-18, 21:43
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ain't hot....and witht hat song...it sucks even more
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-09-20, 15:30
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ain't hot....and witht hat song...it sucks even more


Whatever you say, Bob.
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Old 2007-09-29, 23:04
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Old 2007-09-30, 01:11
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nice find, mon.
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Old 2007-10-05, 04:08
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Old 2007-10-05, 04:51
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Old 2007-10-14, 07:12
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I didn't mean to revive this, but I think this needs to be seen

http://www.redtube.com/3565
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Old 2007-10-14, 17:42
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-10-14, 18:07
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old arch enemy?


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Old 2007-10-14, 18:11
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Carcass heartwork album, so close enough I think, and yeah it is.
 
Old 2007-10-14, 19:51
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Old 2007-10-14, 20:45
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I liek.
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Old 2007-10-14, 22:20
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Carcass heartwork album, so close enough I think, and yeah it is.


Yep heartwork is so cool! Although old Arch enemy was cool too.
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Old 2007-10-15, 12:17
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-10-15, 22:58
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I didn't mean to revive this, but I think this needs to be seen

http://www.redtube.com/3565


HA, dude at 3:45 is the man. I thoroughly enjoyed that.

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I'd so hit it... horns 'n' all.

lololol
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Old 2007-10-17, 17:09
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Pretty good video haha.

Found a few parts funny though. I think they're selfexplainitory though.
 
Old 2007-10-17, 17:53
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man, that sack-busting is harsh
 
Old 2007-10-17, 19:32
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man, that sack-busting is harsh


I cringed at the sight of it, luckily I could fast-forward to the great waves.
 
Old 2007-10-19, 08:10
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-10-19, 13:06
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Wow, total penii PWNage aftermathness.
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Old 2007-10-19, 13:22
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Old 2007-10-19, 14:43
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Pretty good video haha.

Found a few parts funny though. I think they're selfexplainitory though.


yeah it sure made me laugh. I love how he keeps saying, "Oh no, I hate it." through the tone of voice of a man who is clearly in heaven. yeah that sack tapping made me cringe a bit but I wouldn't give a fuck in that case and neither would you!

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.. why... like, why?
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-10-19, 20:32
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I've seen worse.
 
Old 2007-10-19, 21:27
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I've seen worse.

Did you end up hitting it?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-10-19, 21:31
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LOL you can slap someone with this!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-10-19, 21:36
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LOL you can slap someone with this!!!


LAWL!

If I wasn't disgusted by it, I would totally Photoshop it.
 
Old 2007-10-20, 14:24
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That should be the main act of a freakshow!
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Old 2007-10-23, 02:30
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-10-23, 03:07
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*orgasmic moan*
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-10-28, 14:33
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Old 2007-10-28, 21:05
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Old 2007-11-04, 03:23
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lol is that nocturnus in the background?
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Old 2007-11-06, 21:53
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-06, 22:40
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<(o_0)>???
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-11-07, 12:15
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Old 2007-11-07, 14:25
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My favourite part of that was the whistling.
 
Old 2007-11-07, 20:51
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-08, 00:37
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hahahahaha wtf!?!?


This is hotter
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-13, 19:59
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-11-16, 02:06
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-16, 02:29
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-18, 00:52
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Old 2007-11-19, 17:09
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lol is that nocturnus in the background?


its carcass ^_^

its funny because all of those videos were on Kazaa and limewire when they existed. I've definately seen ALLLL of these.
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Old 2007-11-23, 06:20
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menum, menum!, you can slap AND kill someone with this
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-11-27, 01:20
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Old 2007-11-27, 17:55
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Old 2007-11-27, 23:26
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Old 2007-11-27, 23:57
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http://img.fapchan.org/asi/src/119121371261.jpg

I'll post more of the second picture later...a lot more.


You better hope that I don't become a mod.
 
Old 2007-11-28, 00:23
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Old 2007-11-28, 01:07
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Why?


Click on your own links dude, pretty much every site that hosts a lot of images doesn't allow hotlinking.
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Old 2007-12-05, 01:02
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opinions needed...this is fucking fake right?

http://www.bigcockcock.com/freak-of...ages/movie4.jpg
 
Old 2007-12-05, 10:22
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i hope they're not fake; then what else will i have to live for?
 
Old 2007-12-05, 12:57
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opinions needed...this is fucking fake right?

http://www.bigcockcock.com/freak-of...ages/movie4.jpg



ewww fuck im eating! sure its fake, it would be a handicap, and this guy wouldn't have fun with a cock like this.

PLUS, he would pass out when the blood will come in the penis. All we need here, is a vietnamese slut that dont wanna boum boum with him because to beaucoup!
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Old 2007-12-05, 22:15
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Old 2007-12-06, 00:19
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damnit, the cd skipping TOTALLY ruined the moment. but yeah, other than those chicken legs, she's fuckin slammin'.
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Old 2007-12-10, 17:18
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Old 2007-12-10, 18:15
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Damn she fine. She is by far one of the most beautiful women I've seen.. all the curves are damn near perfect.

Full lengths of her seem kind of hard to find.
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Old 2007-12-10, 18:35
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Damn she fine. She is by far one of the most beautiful women I've seen.. all the curves are damn near perfect.

Full lengths of her seem kind of hard to find.


Yea she's pretty awesome. THere was a full length floating around somewhere but I haven't been able to find it since that one time.
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Old 2007-12-10, 22:32
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She's alright. Here's about 6 videos of her: http://puretna.com/browse.php?searc...&incldead=&exc=
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Old 2007-12-11, 05:19
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and? do we care about the age, i would do her even if she was 12. I love her body, but i dont like hair on the pubis

..... something you're not telling us about yourself there, bobby?
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Old 2007-12-11, 05:23
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..... something you're not telling us about yourself there, bobby?



ok guys, i have to admit....i love women
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Old 2007-12-11, 11:10
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ok guys, i have to admit....i love younger, much younger women

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Old 2007-12-11, 15:46
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Old 2007-12-20, 07:21
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tna flix is pissing me off every video i select is the same 36 second video WTF no porn=
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Old 2007-12-20, 14:59
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tna flix is pissing me off every video i select is the same 36 second video WTF no porn=


You are referring to the ad? If you don't have the premium account you can only stream about 60% of the videos. The ones you can stream are completely random.
 
Old 2007-12-22, 17:23
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haha, she's got 4 tits

..... what are you talking about? You wearing beer goggles?
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Old 2007-12-22, 20:19
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This is going to be the greatest post(s) in this thread.

Pt1. Cam Whore/Boobs.
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Old 2007-12-22, 20:21
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Pt 2.

Ass oriented.
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Old 2007-12-22, 20:32
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Pt 3. Asian.

If you want me to put some more up just ask.
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Old 2007-12-23, 00:51
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her armpits are ThE FaToRzZz....lOlLzZ
 
Old 2007-12-23, 01:26
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Pt 1 and 2 were great.
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Old 2007-12-23, 03:31
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You are referring to the ad? If you don't have the premium account you can only stream about 60% of the videos. The ones you can stream are completely random.


well i must of been having bad luck the other night because all the videos i clicked that looked "interesting" didnt work...anyways thanks for the help


EDIT

nice fucking posts requiem
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Old 2007-12-25, 13:59
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This one is simply drop dead fucking gorgeous.
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Old 2007-12-25, 14:30
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Old 2007-12-25, 16:48
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This one is simply drop dead fucking gorgeous.



i agree with CTL, i've never seen such a thing
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Old 2007-12-25, 19:49
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Only a moron would click on a hotlink leading to a picture titled sexgranny-4.jpg.
 
Old 2007-12-25, 21:01
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I don't check the links on here. I assume they will be either hot and orgasmic, mildly disturbing, or completely gross and obscene. Never will I expect something abominable and damning. That's just gay.
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Old 2007-12-29, 12:40
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Yep, I'm sure that photo ruined at least one persons wank session on here (most likely CTL)
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-31, 08:16
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http://www.redtube.com/8054 this chick is so fucking hot
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Old 2007-12-31, 08:20
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http://www.redtube.com/8054 this chick is so fucking hot

Yuck skinny bitch.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-31, 09:31
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Yuck skinny bitch.

oh shut up, you know you'd throw that bitch around in bed any day... I mean, I know I would.
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Old 2007-12-31, 12:24
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oh shut up, you know you'd throw that bitch around in bed any day... I mean, I know I would.

Fuck no! I don't like the idea of fucking a picture frame. I like a little bit of meat on the bones.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-31, 18:09
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I like a little bit of meat on the bones.



so you like chubby girls?

I hate fat girls, i just cant fuck a fat girls. You need to search the fucking hole more than 3 times, and there is probally foam between their vaginal lips
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Old 2007-12-31, 19:25
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so you like chubby girls?

I hate fat girls, i just cant fuck a fat girls. You need to search the fucking hole more than 3 times, and there is probally foam between their vaginal lips

Not chubby or fat... just a natural amount of meat, instead of the revolting skinny supermodel look.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-31, 19:33
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so you like chubby girls?

I hate fat girls, i just cant fuck a fat girls. You need to search the fucking hole more than 3 times, and there is probally foam between their vaginal lips


haha foam..

My girlfriend's body is like the girl's in the last video, except she has a better face, ass, vagina and I'm assuming a better personality and intellect than a filthy sewer whore.

lolololol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-12-31, 20:23
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My girlfriend's body is like the girl's in the last video, except she has a better face, ass, vagina and I'm assuming a better personality and intellect than a filthy sewer whore.

lolololol.


but you are the fat one! im kidding
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