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Old 2007-04-01, 21:40
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I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:43
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There is something a bit odd about that vid but i don't seem able to work it out.
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Old 2007-04-06, 19:22
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This right here has to be one of the hottest women EVER! The perfect smile, skin, tone, and look at them titties!
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Old 2007-04-06, 19:24
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This right here has to be one of the hottest women EVER! The perfect smile, skin, tone, and look at them titties!



haha, that first picture is terrifying. She looks like a fucking alien or some kind of circus freak. And I hate those tits, they look like water balloons.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-06, 19:54
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This right here has to be one of the hottest women EVER! The perfect smile, skin, tone, and look at them titties!


What the fuck is wrong with you? Her face and tits are goddamn disgusting.
 
Old 2007-04-06, 20:04
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This The perfect smile


HHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god. Jesus. Oh dear. She looks like "The mask" with a bad tit job. You have strange taste.
 
Old 2007-04-06, 20:07
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god. Jesus. Oh dear. She looks like "The mask" with a bad tit job. You have strange taste.


haha, that description sums it up very nicely.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-06, 20:12
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In fact, here's a direct comparison:
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Old 2007-04-06, 20:18
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In fact, here's a direct comparison:


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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-07, 00:40
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Her face and tits are goddamn disgusting.

YOu have no penis!!!
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Old 2007-04-07, 06:22
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No, dude, she's fucking hideous.
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Old 2007-04-07, 10:24
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Old 2007-04-07, 16:46
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This right here has to be one of the hottest women EVER! The perfect smile, skin, tone, and look at them titties!


She looks like the tranny who was in Big Brother not so long back. All that money spent on plastic surgery only to look like she was formerly a man.
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Old 2007-04-08, 01:28
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No, dude, she's fucking hideous.

Then why does my penis point to her?


My standards must be really low, or I'm just really horny.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-04-08, 03:46
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Haha, that's gotta be it.
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Old 2007-04-08, 16:11
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This right here has to be one of the hottest women EVER! The perfect smile, skin, tone, and look at them titties!

EW
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Old 2007-04-08, 19:34
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Hey pornstars have feelings too. I'm sure she's a very nice person once you get to know her.
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Old 2007-04-08, 20:51
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Then why does my penis point to her?


My standards must be really low, or I'm just really horny.


We pretty much have the same taste .
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Old 2007-04-12, 22:15
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Old 2007-04-12, 22:43
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We pretty much have the same taste .



I hope you realize what you just admitted...

LOL.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-13, 17:27
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I hope you realize what you just admitted...

LOL.


That I like a weird smile and alien tits?
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Old 2007-04-13, 18:07
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That I like a weird smile and alien tits?


...CTL's liking for girls goes into the Second Dimension...
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-13, 18:39
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www.redtube.com

Nothing like streaming porn vids for free.
yes, best site ever.
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Old 2007-04-14, 01:08
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www.redtube.com

Nothing like streaming porn vids for free.
yes, best site ever.

Awesome site.
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Old 2007-04-14, 01:17
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Old 2007-04-14, 06:25
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Ok

Some nice shit here n there on this thread. But still none of it compares to what DD (not a bra size!!!) did for all of us while he was here. Getting fucked gets old -- whether it is by a beautiful woman or a bottle of JD. True musical creativity never dies. Shit look at Mozart. 250 y/o and still going strong. Do you think Jenna Jameson will be able to say that in ... 3010? Long live Dimebag RIP.
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Old 2007-04-14, 07:20
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Old 2007-04-14, 07:32
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What the fuck?


I'm not surprised someone who's 21 doesn't get it.

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Old 2007-04-14, 09:56
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Some nice shit here n there on this thread. But still none of it compares to what DD (not a bra size!!!) did for all of us while he was here. Getting fucked gets old -- whether it is by a beautiful woman or a bottle of JD. True musical creativity never dies. Shit look at Mozart. 250 y/o and still going strong. Do you think Jenna Jameson will be able to say that in ... 3010? Long live Dimebag RIP.

Until I see a picture of Dimebag showing off a nice pair of breasts on my computer screen that are worthy enough to be beaten off to, he will have no standing in this thread.
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Old 2007-04-14, 19:12
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Regardless of whether Dimebag played some music or cured AIDs and cancer while hand-feeding the starving children in Africa and kicking George Bush in the balls, he has no place in this thread. It's a thread for naked pictures. It's not pretending to be noble or important. It's just a thread for naked pictures. If you can't handle that, then please stay out of it.
 
Old 2007-04-15, 06:21
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Some nice shit here n there on this thread. But still none of it compares to what DD (not a bra size!!!) did for all of us while he was here. Getting fucked gets old -- whether it is by a beautiful woman or a bottle of JD. True musical creativity never dies. Shit look at Mozart. 250 y/o and still going strong. Do you think Jenna Jameson will be able to say that in ... 3010? Long live Dimebag RIP.


You're fucking lame. And comparing Mozart to Dimebag is hilarious.

THNX PHILKILLA, AND I'LL CHECK OUT THOSE LINKS OF TRANZ'. LOL THNX GUYZ.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-15, 09:35
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http://pekingduck.org/archives/harisu.jpg

I was so shocked when heard she used to be a guy. O_o
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Old 2007-04-15, 15:37
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WTF! GENDER HAX.
 
Old 2007-04-16, 00:13
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-16, 02:27
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That was, quite simply, fucked up.
 
Old 2007-04-16, 03:06
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I was so shocked when heard she used to be a guy. O_o

i can never tell with asians.
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Old 2007-04-16, 03:08
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hey sixsicsix, can we see your tits?
 
Old 2007-04-16, 03:10
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Old 2007-04-16, 04:57
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That was, quite simply, fucked up.


Fucked up? Did you watch it all? lol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-16, 05:14
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I was so shocked when heard she used to be a guy. O_o

holy fuck
 
Old 2007-04-16, 10:21
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Fucked up? Did you watch it all? lol.

Some nun gets fucking shitted on and spreads it all over her face.

I only got to about half way and then thought "why the fuck am i still looking at this" So if it gets worse enlighten me.

Women like her should be shot.
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Old 2007-04-16, 13:02
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Fucked up? Did you watch it all? lol.

Of course I did.
 
Old 2007-04-16, 13:43
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Some nun gets fucking shitted on and spreads it all over her face.

I only got to about half way and then thought "why the fuck am i still looking at this" So if it gets worse enlighten me.

Women like her should be shot.


I'm not sure, I only watched until half way as well....
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-17, 02:59
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Old 2007-04-17, 03:04
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I was so shocked when heard she used to be a guy. O_o



That's the type of stuff that scares me.
 
Old 2007-04-17, 03:07
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I was so shocked when heard she used to be a guy. O_o


I'd have sex with that.
 
Old 2007-04-17, 17:42
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I'd have sex with that.

Even if it still has a floppy penis?
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Old 2007-04-18, 00:05
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That's disgusting........ the guy didn't even wipe his arse, no manners these days!
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Old 2007-04-18, 04:28
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Old 2007-04-21, 05:56
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So i finally "Broke down" and got a month "subscription" to a porn network. I have thought about doing it for so long now. So i'm thinking about spending the next 30 days mass... and i mean MASS downloading from all these sites, and getting my moneys worth from it. There are a few things i wished this network had that they don't, oh well maybe next time i get a months subscription at another place. I just know they will charge me for another month if i don't cut it off before hand, those bastads.
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Old 2007-04-21, 06:27
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All the pic's here suck..check out this smokin' lady.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...her/YourMom.jpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-04-21, 06:49
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So i finally "Broke down" and got a month "subscription" to a porn network. I have thought about doing it for so long now. So i'm thinking about spending the next 30 days mass... and i mean MASS downloading from all these sites, and getting my moneys worth from it. There are a few things i wished this network had that they don't, oh well maybe next time i get a months subscription at another place. I just know they will charge me for another month if i don't cut it off before hand, those bastads.

Dude, why?! WHY?! Just cruise the net downloading sample clips and then play them all in a row, or just save pictures from different sample galleries. Like I do.
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Old 2007-04-21, 07:02
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So i finally "Broke down" and got a month "subscription" to a porn network. I have thought about doing it for so long now. So i'm thinking about spending the next 30 days mass... and i mean MASS downloading from all these sites, and getting my moneys worth from it. There are a few things i wished this network had that they don't, oh well maybe next time i get a months subscription at another place. I just know they will charge me for another month if i don't cut it off before hand, those bastads.



You could use torrent programs, which may be a bit harder, but certainly cheaper.
 
Old 2007-04-21, 07:04
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Goddamn, you guys work to hard for your porn. Get a girlfriend, its easier than what youre doing!

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All the pic's here suck..check out this smokin' lady.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...her/YourMom.jpg


Brittney Spears turns me on, shame she gained a few lbs.
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Old 2007-04-21, 09:09
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I was waiting on that. Even with that it is easier than what they're doing. and free. and you dont only watch.
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some chick I saw on diff forum.... I thought of you guys instantly.

She is very attractive, nice pics.
**********

I recently found some nice pics I decided I'd post here because I haven't contributed much for a while. Enjoy...

The first three are just some blonde I found to be hot:

Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3

Keeley Hazel:

Keeley Hazel 1
Keeley Hazel 2
Keeley Hazel 3

I believe some people liked the previous Alison Angel pics I posted, so here are some more:

Alison Angel 1
Alison Angel 2
Alison Angel 3
Alison Angel 4
Alison Angel 5
Alison Angel 6
Alison Angel 7
Alison Angel 8

+ If you like her, I found this: .

Some nice asian titties:

Photo 1
Photo 2

Another hot blonde:

Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3
Picture 4

These two chicks:

Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3

Dunno who this is:

Picture 1
Picture 2

The rest are all singles:

Hot Brunette
Kitana Baker
Willa Ford
Hannah Harper

That's it for now
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Old 2007-04-21, 16:09
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Old 2007-04-21, 23:22
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Old 2007-04-22, 04:48
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Holy shit....literally
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Old 2007-04-22, 05:40
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Old 2007-04-22, 07:06
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SO!
me and my buddy are talkin about stuff, and how its so easy to girls to show their tits on myspace and shit, and this randomly comes up

Buddy:
DUDE!
brazillian girls will do anything!

Me:
LINK!

Buddy:
For 100$

Me:
Oh, ew

Buddy:
http://youporn.com/watch/5773
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Old 2007-04-22, 07:09
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Old 2007-04-22, 07:39
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SO!
me and my buddy are talkin about stuff, and how its so easy to girls to show their tits on myspace and shit, and this randomly comes up

Buddy:
DUDE!
brazillian girls will do anything!

Me:
LINK!

Buddy:
For 100$

Me:
Oh, ew

Buddy:
http://youporn.com/watch/5773

I'm so glad for once I'm not the one ruining this thread. Thanks for the help.
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Old 2007-04-22, 09:07
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SO!
me and my buddy are talkin about stuff, and how its so easy to girls to show their tits on myspace and shit, and this randomly comes up

Buddy:
DUDE!
brazillian girls will do anything!

Me:
LINK!

Buddy:
For 100$

Me:
Oh, ew

Buddy:
http://youporn.com/watch/5773




My stomach hurts after that one!
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Old 2007-04-22, 09:27
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Here's some more...

This is all one girl, I posted one other picture of her with another girl before:
Kate 1
Kate 2
Kate 3
Kate 4
Kate 5
Kate 6
Kate 7
Kate 8
Kate 9
Kate 10
Kate 11
Kate 12
Kate 13
Kate 14
Kate 15
Kate 16
Kate 17
Kate 18

Another nice chick:
Luna 1
Luna 2
Luna 3
Luna 4
Luna 5
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"Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room."
 
Old 2007-04-22, 11:13
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Mona Monolith had some serious camel toe issues.
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Here's some more...

This is all one girl, I posted one other picture of her with another girl before:
Kate 1
Kate 2
Kate 3
Kate 4
Kate 5
Kate 6
Kate 7
Kate 8
Kate 9
Kate 10
Kate 11
Kate 12
Kate 13
Kate 14
Kate 15
Kate 16
Kate 17
Kate 18

Another nice chick:
Luna 1
Luna 2
Luna 3
Luna 4
Luna 5

STAR WARS BELT BUCKLE!
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Old 2007-04-23, 07:39
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Who is this?
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Old 2007-04-23, 09:11
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STAR WARS BELT BUCKLE!

Indeed, although I'm not really a fan of Star Wars.
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Who is this?

I don't know her name man, mystery chick. If I see any more photo's of her I'll post them. To be honest she looks like that Kate chick I posted pictures of above.
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Old 2007-04-24, 17:38
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Old 2007-04-24, 21:27
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Old 2007-04-24, 22:43
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Yeah, just not in public.
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Old 2007-04-24, 23:30
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Very nice, mona m. is pretty hot; great that you found more photos of her. The more the better.
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Old 2007-04-25, 07:49
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This is gonna own.
Select someone from here:
http://www.muligens.com/bilder/index.php
- These are captions from the video

Then download the full video from here:
http://www.muligens.com/images/stor.../babesgotboobs/

There are other categories here too:
http://www.muligens.com/images/stories/video/

Great stuff, classic silicone tits chick getting fucked, not all the weird "new" internet porn. No charge, they have the worst security ever (like no security) so it took around three seconds to "hack" my way in.. if you could call it that.

Norwegian site but the gallery is semi-English and the sections with the video files really speak for itself.

Let me know what you think..
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Old 2007-04-25, 08:13
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Is it safe? I worked really hard to get all my stuff back after my recovery, I don't feel like losing it all because of some virus attached to a porn movie.
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Old 2007-04-25, 08:26
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Yeah.. they're safe.. they're using this to promote their sale of dildos (!) Dude, did you click something like "squirrel_porn.avi.exe"?
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Some of them girls didn't have any if at all boobage. KIDDY PORN!
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Old 2007-04-25, 17:23
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Some of them girls didn't have any if at all boobage. KIDDY PORN!

True, they look young but it's a hell of a lot better than nuns shitting on each other or whatever. Haha.
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just busted a huge load to that one chick....
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Old 2007-04-25, 17:55
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Some of them girls didn't have any if at all boobage. KIDDY PORN!

Ha, you think that was bad. This one looks about 13;
http://galleries8.petiteteenager.com/1/20070420LL/
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Ha, you think that was bad. This one looks about 13;
http://galleries8.petiteteenager.com/1/20070420LL/


http://www.littlelupe.com/01052649/tour.html

She's "little" alright.
 
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huh. I didn't know they had people with Downs Syndrome doing porn.
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Ah that shit is fucked up she doesn't look close to 18. Have they made kiddie porn legal or something?

Anyway i read her home page and this small part made me chuckle:

" You won’t find a cuter girl anywhere on the web, especailly as horny as me. LOL."

I think its the LOL that does it.

This ones for you CTL.
http://www.efukt.com/1736_Retarded_&_Horny.html
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Old 2007-05-03, 20:10
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Ah that shit is fucked up she doesn't look close to 18. Have they made kiddie porn legal or something?

Anyway i read her home page and this small part made me chuckle:

" You won’t find a cuter girl anywhere on the web, especailly as horny as me. LOL."

I think its the LOL that does it.

This ones for you CTL.
http://www.efukt.com/1736_Retarded_&_Horny.html

that was funny, actually.

http://hardhumping.com/
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Old 2007-05-10, 21:07
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Holy crap! Jenna Haze porn vide on YouTube. Get it while it's up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8

 
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Old 2007-05-11, 15:05
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Holy crap! Jenna Haze porn vide on YouTube. Get it while it's up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8



haha, godamn My Little Pony.
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one compilation video of that Kate chick:

http://www.redtube.com/611

and another hottie:

http://www.redtube.com/14
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Old 2007-05-12, 17:00
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Holy crap! Jenna Haze porn vide on YouTube. Get it while it's up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8



Damn you got my hopes up. HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
 
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Ha, I used to have that Jenna Haze vid, it's a good one.
 
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