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Old 2006-10-21, 17:51
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Jail Bait is what i call 'em


to say the least
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-21, 19:02
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14!!! damn hehe for me, having a sex relationship before 14, its sure she is a slut!!

My gf haves 18 and our forst time it was when we has 17 and i was her first, im lucky for it because she is my first too, you know its VERY HARD to find a virgin girl at 17, and a virgin boy too!!! i didnt want to loose my virginity with a non-virgin girl its kinda normal
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-21, 19:03
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14!!! damn hehe for me, having a sex relationship before 14, its sure she is a slut!!

My gf haves 18 and our forst time it was when we has 17 and i was her first, im lucky for it because she is my first too, you know its VERY HARD to find a virgin girl at 17, and a virgin boy too!!! i didnt want to loose my virginity with a non-virgin girl its kinda normal


To be honest i wouldn't say that. I know plenty of people that didn't lose theirs tillt hey were 18. I lost mine at 15 so i can't really say much..... ha
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-21, 19:05
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Im still one girls down here that i hang out with only put out after long relationships and im not down for that shit.
 
Old 2006-10-21, 19:21
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hum that was not what i wanted to say....its just...here (montreal) its very rare to find a virgin ass in our age...i really dont give a fuck if you are 21 and still virgin, its just....its rare here
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-21, 19:59
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Picture 1

O man now thats a fine bitch.
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Old 2006-10-21, 20:00
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Picture 1

O man now thats a fine bitch.
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Old 2006-10-21, 20:08
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O man now thats a fine bitch.


I would hit that shit
 
Old 2006-10-21, 20:13
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I would hit that shit

I know bro, "Blood" is just jealous he cant pull such fine women.
You know that girl is "far_beyond_sane's" dream girl in his thread "Dirty Screwing and Fancy Screwing" for wish #5 "Grunt like a pig now bitch now!!!"
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Old 2006-10-21, 20:22
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I know bro, "Blood" is just jealous he cant pull such fine women.
You know that girl is "far_beyond_sane's" dream girl in his thread "Dirty Screwing and Fancy Screwing" for wish #5 "Grunt like a pig now bitch now!!!"



 
Old 2006-10-22, 01:13
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HAHAH!!!, far_beyond_sane likes to explore!, give him a card to find his path!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 04:00
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I think I've found it; the hottest milf with the hottest fake boobs.

From my perspective, of course. You may percieve differently.
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Old 2006-10-23, 04:20
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I'm gonna go ahead and say.. uh no to this one. That face is just horrible. Real milfs look like they have at least a little age to em.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-10-23, 04:38
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I'm gonna go ahead and say.. uh no to this one. That face is just horrible. Real milfs look like they have at least a little age to em.

She had a face? I was concentrating at the tits and form of her body.

I dunno. The face looks a little wierd... but other parts of my body disagree... but we will leave it at that and leave this as less awkward as possible.
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Old 2006-10-23, 04:51
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i don't like tits that big ....big is fine..but that is just unnatural.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 05:38
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That face is just horrible.


Hell yeah! Christ, she looks like a transexual!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 08:59
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Hell yeah! Christ, she looks like a transexual!

She is a bit vile.

Finding 17 year old virgins here is pretty easy you just have to go down to the posh schools.
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Old 2006-10-23, 12:35
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Woooo! Compelled found Troll porn! My life is complete
 
Old 2006-10-23, 12:42
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EEEEEWWWWW DISGUSTING....Compelled, you really disguste me....
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 14:19
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Compelled......I must admit your tastes are sometimes a bit bad.

Although you have posted some pretty nice stuff.
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Old 2006-10-23, 14:23
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Man, am I seeing something you guys aren't? Or vice versa?

Ah, well. I'd do her.
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Old 2006-10-23, 14:52
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...man you really should get laid, because its very serious now, i'll sent money for you to pay a slut, you really need it!!!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 14:59
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God say no...... not because it's premarital, but he doesn't want my seed to spread to other women.
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Old 2006-10-23, 15:04
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God says to me: dont listen to him, his sexeless life makes him says nonsense thing!!...PAY HIM A SLUT....PAY HIM A SLUT!!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:11
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I DARE anyone to NOT masturbate over this

http://www.debaasjes.nl/index.php/f...viewthread/107/
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Old 2006-10-23, 17:14
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God says to me: dont listen to him, his sexeless life makes him says nonsense thing!!...PAY HIM A SLUT....PAY HIM A SLUT!!
lol, prepare to be quoted.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:14
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...man you really should get laid, because its very serious now, i'll sent money for you to pay a slut, you really need it!!!!


Send me some but it wont be for a slut.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:21
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Blood red- hahaha i think 6 persons quoted me!!!


Requiem: you maybe got a sexual life so....NO SLUT FOR YOU...
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 17:30
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Requiem: you maybe got a sexual life so....NO SLUT FOR YOU...


I dont
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:26
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I DARE anyone to NOT masturbate over this

http://www.debaasjes.nl/index.php/f...viewthread/107/

I'm too tired to masturbate. but THANK YOU!

At first I thought it was just the one girl, but then I clicked on the scroll button things with model's names on them, and then another girl appeared, and then another. It was like, "I think I found heaven!"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-10-23, 19:34
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I dont

I hooked up with another hot girl over the weekend.

I'm really not a guy who has trouble getting sex.
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Old 2006-10-23, 20:04
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I hooked up with another hot girl over the weekend.

I'm really not a guy who has trouble getting sex.

Says the guy who has the most posts in this thread.

Just messin' with you.
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Old 2006-10-23, 20:08
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Old 2006-10-24, 08:51
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Old 2006-10-24, 12:27
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Why does this woman not expose herself fully!!!?


Because she wants to make money.
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Old 2006-10-24, 12:35
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Old 2006-10-24, 17:27
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Old 2006-10-24, 18:15
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Either way it's good.
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Old 2006-10-24, 19:51
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i need a good porn torrent site.
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Old 2006-10-24, 19:55
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i need a good porn torrent site.
www.empornium.us you have to make 1 donation firstm thwen youll have fre acces forever, luckily for me i joined before thay made up that ay rule

www.puretna.com (not sure if its .com)
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Old 2006-10-24, 20:47
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you can get stuff really easily on torrent reactor - quite a lot of it is shit though. I've tried other ones but they always fail or run out of seeders.
It depends whether you want quantity or quality I suppose.
 
Old 2006-10-24, 21:45
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For your viewing pleasure:

Pic 1

Pic 2

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Old 2006-10-24, 22:11
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Yeah that first chick is hawwwt

http://pornstarhoneys.com/britney-skye/index.php
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Old 2006-10-25, 03:47
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Yeah that first chick is hawwwt

http://pornstarhoneys.com/britney-skye/index.php


"Britney Skye on her Partner Preference: Women are beautiful but I need cock "

Hahaha. She is hot though.
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Old 2006-10-25, 09:24
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She needs some pure english beef.
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Old 2006-10-26, 15:34
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Old 2006-10-26, 16:16
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www.empornium.us you have to make 1 donation firstm thwen youll have fre acces forever, luckily for me i joined before thay made up that ay rule

www.puretna.com (not sure if its .com)


^Two great sites. Haha yeah, I also joined empornium before that donation crap.
 
Old 2006-10-26, 16:30
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Old 2006-10-27, 07:25
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That picture was pretty ridiculous though.
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Old 2006-10-27, 14:22
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That's the kind of shit you see in hentai comics. Messy stuff. Mmmmessy.
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Old 2006-10-27, 18:57
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Hentai is total twat!!!

If your gonna watch porn at least look at real people!!!!

Or better still

Go get laid!!!
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Old 2006-10-27, 19:06
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Oh, sweet realms of pleasure, I love squirters.

i was drinking from a glass of water when that loaded. i didnt love it
 
Old 2006-10-27, 19:11
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For a second then i thought u was gonna have taken my advice inthe photo thread.......

I was dissapointed...........

But it was funny.
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Old 2006-10-28, 03:41
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i was drinking from a glass of water when that loaded. i didnt love it


I couldn't locate an emotion for it, so I stayed pretty neutral. Stuff like that evokes thought more than pleasure.
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Old 2006-10-28, 03:43
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I DARE anyone to NOT masturbate over this

http://www.debaasjes.nl/index.php/f...viewthread/107/


DAMNIT, whatever, you win.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-10-28, 04:10
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Hentai is total twat!!!

If your gonna watch porn at least look at real people!!!!

Or better still

Go get laid!!!

But it is so messy and hot.

some of it can be quite funny, too. The Dialogue sucks.
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Old 2006-10-28, 13:17
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Stop posting hentai!!!

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Old 2006-10-28, 16:44
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Old 2006-10-28, 17:54
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Hentai exists primarily because the Japanese have weird rules about their sex industry, which prohibits really mundane things and forces them to come up with creative shit to compensate for the things they know they're missing out on with their porn (plus the long-standing Japanese obsession with pedophilia). What the hell is your excuse?
 
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Hentai exists primarily because the Japanese have weird rules about their sex industry, which prohibits really mundane things and forces them to come up with creative shit to compensate for the things they know they're missing out on with their porn (plus the long-standing Japanese obsession with pedophilia). What the hell is your excuse?

i.e., that "eel porn" I was talking about earlier.
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forces them to come up with creative shit to compensate for the things they know they're missing out on with their porn.

Was that supposed to be literal?

I mean those japs are well known for shitting and puking on each other.

I saw this fucked up video once, it was some hentai crap my mate showed me it was some phantom dude raping a pregnant girl and killing her baby.............
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Old 2006-10-29, 16:19
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It's like with gay people; they can't that they like their same sex. Like I can't help that I like hentai.

the pedophilia crap, though.... bleh. I want my cartoons to be drawn with big boobs! the kind that fill the page!
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Old 2006-10-29, 20:30
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Was that supposed to be literal?



While they do have some strange stuff, they're (if I'm not mistaken) not allowed to show pubic hair.
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While they do have some strange stuff, they're (if I'm not mistaken) not allowed to show pubic hair.



I'm pretty sure they can...but I've been to a LOT of real Japanese sites, and they censor out the man's penis.
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They blur pubic hair by law. That kind of stupid restriction forced them to be creative in other directions.
 
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I'm pretty sure they can...but I've been to a LOT of real Japanese sites, and they censor out the man's penis.
It's cause penises are almost uniformly ugly, no matter how big or small.
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Old 2006-10-31, 08:52
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Japanese people are just fucked up.

Simple as.
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Old 2006-11-03, 00:03
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They blur pubic hair by law. That kind of stupid restriction forced them to be creative in other directions.


Now that's .. an odd law.
 
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not quite porn... but yeah...

http://attustest.blogspot.com/2006/...itar-world.html

she picks up a gretsch white penguin near the end
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Old 2006-11-03, 19:09
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Still sexy.
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www.myfreepaysite.com

If you sign up there you get like a million full length movies for free.

I've never signed up for a porn site. I'm of legal age and everything, but anything they send me will only be through e-mail, right?

Excuse my stupidity.
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Old 2006-11-05, 16:47
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Old 2006-11-05, 19:05
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I was gonna join up on their once but you have to sign up about 976945378645 times to get it to work.
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That is a very luscious package in the last one. I'd love to deep fry it, cover it in gravy, and eat it at a Waffle House.
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Old 2006-11-06, 04:20
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Hey stop stuffing your package buddy, oldest trick in the book. Also, are those your moms thongs are your speed o's?
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This next one is my personal favourite...

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7342/dsc00025be2.jpg


LOLLLL, oh man, you really need to change your g-string....not small enough!!!
but funny pics!!
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Those aren't boobs if we can't see the nipples!!!
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Well I have pictures of boobies with nipples but I don't know image shack's policy on nudity.
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goddamn this would be a good picture if she had her SHIRT OFF.
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well, i have morals. sometimes.
my hair's wet, so stfu. and my suspenders don't compare to tranny's. but i'm sure you're thinking more along the lines of, "goddamn this would be a good picture if she had her SHIRT OFF." haha.

I was thinking along the lines of "Why isn't she in my town?"
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I was thinking along the lines of "Why isn't she in my town?"



lol..I dunno man......BRB is quite the hunk!
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lol..I dunno man......BRB is quite the hunk!

Yeah, I would post a picture of my bulging crotch but there aren't enough fags here.
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Old 2006-11-07, 03:28
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Yeah, I would post a picture of my bulging crotch but there aren't enough fags here.

are you saying bassb isn't good enough??
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are you saying bassb isn't good enough??

damn bassb she just f'd you in the a
 
Old 2006-11-07, 03:42
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damn bassb she just f'd you in the a

aww no i was picking on BRB, not bassb. i should've put after that. no hard feelings, bassb. unless they're only in your pants.
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Japanese people are just fucked up.

Simple as.


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well, i have morals. sometimes.
my hair's wet, so stfu. and my suspenders don't compare to tranny's. but i'm sure you're thinking more along the lines of, "goddamn this would be a good picture if she had her SHIRT OFF." haha.

I'd do ya.
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I'd do ya.

haha, that would probably be considered statutory rape in my state, young'un.
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haha, that would probably be considered statutory rape in my state, young'un.


not if the chick is hot.....

fuckin teachers...
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haha, that would probably be considered statutory rape in my state, young'un.

Only if you're caught.
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