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Old 2005-07-20, 15:25
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READ THE NEW RULES, YOU CUNTS

Hello.

The site rules have been slightly re-written and formalised.

You can read them above, at the top of the 'rules' thread.

I don't care who you are... if you dick with them, we'll zap you.

Short explanation - we're sick of dealing with your pointless hostility, and looking for an excuse to ban everyone in the entire world. Especially PST.

This thread is left open so your pointless chatter can bump this thread several times to reinforce this fact.

To report bad thread, click the "Report Post To Moderator" button. No more fag-o-whinging.

cheers,

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Old 2005-07-20, 15:30
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Bah, everyone is getting soft.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:32
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and bitches over the most trivial of things, and on the internet. sad.
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Old 2005-07-20, 15:36
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Bah, everyone is getting soft.


This is starting to become just like the U.S.: Free speech, but at a price...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:38
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Looks like Rapture is gone....
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:40
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Rapture's posts were entertaining, just everyone takes sides with Bia now. That makes 2 down because of Bia (Andrewc and Rapture).

Maybe we should ban the word "cunt." I find it offensive.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:42
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Maybe we should ban the word "cunt." I find it offensive.


maybe you should shut the fuck up
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:44
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Yup. I'm not suprised. Joke with someone if you must, but blantantly telling someone they resemble a dog for the pure malice of it is just asinine.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:45
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Yup. I'm not suprised. Joke with someone if you must, but blantantly telling someone they resemble a dog for the pure malice of it is just asinine.

Totally fucking agreed.Kalmah I think the reason everyone is on bias side is because she has not done a fucking thing wrong..

EDIT:Rapture wasn't entertaining at all,just plain annoying if you ask me.

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Old 2005-07-20, 15:48
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She likes her camera. She likes photoshop. She isn't violating any rules, or doing anything she should. A smack in the ass with a newspaper might be in order for her, but then we'd have to ban and suspend for no reason, so. Just drop the whole thing. Almighty FBS has made his point:

Stop being a whino asshole.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:48
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I never said she did: But whatever happened to fucking with people for the sheer sake of fucking with them? I mean, I don't recall anyone getting banned when like 10 people ripped that one guy a new asshole that made all the "rate my life" posts.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:48
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yeah actually that's kinda true i think(no offence to anybody).
 
Old 2005-07-20, 15:49
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WHINE WHINE FUCKING WHINE.

You really think I give a Christ-hammering shit which one of your partially gestated brains is breaking the fucking rules? Or whose civil rights I might be violating? Or whose feelings get hurt? It's simple - break the rules, fuck off for a while. Repeatedly or unforgivably break the rules, fuck off forever.

If you don't like it, HAVE A BIG CRY AND LEAVE, AND DON'T LEAVE A FUCKING "OH HOW BEMOAN MY GAY E-FATE" GOODBYE THREAD IF YOU DO.

P.S. Rapture is not 'gone'. He'll be back in a week. You'll barely even miss him.
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Old 2005-07-20, 15:51
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free speech is an illusion, and about as likely as communism working, notorious BIG still being alive, and francesco ferari writing an interesting song.
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Old 2005-07-20, 15:53
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WHINE WHINE FUCKING WHINE.

You really think I give a Christ-hammering shit which one of your partially gestated brains is breaking the fucking rules? Or whose civil rights I might be violating? Or whose feelings get hurt? It's simple - break the rules, fuck off for a while. Repeatedly or unforgivably break the rules, fuck off forever.

If you don't like it, HAVE A BIG CRY AND LEAVE, AND DON'T LEAVE A FUCKING "OH HOW BEMOAN MY GAY E-FATE" GOODBYE THREAD IF YOU DO.

P.S. Rapture is not 'gone'. He'll be back in a week. You'll barely even miss him.


it says "banned," not "Suspended," which is why we assumed he was gone.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 16:03
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In the words of the prophet Mohammed... "What the fuck, white man???"
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-07-20, 16:15
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you make me giggle, Mr. Magoo.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 16:37
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Totally fucking agreed.Kalmah I think the reason everyone is on bias side is because she has not done a fucking thing wrong..

EDIT:Rapture wasn't entertaining at all,just plain annoying if you ask me.

That's quite the change in opinions from the last time I spoke with you. Though I do agree.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 16:41
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so do i. go bia.
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-07-20, 16:46
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That's quite the change in opinions from the last time I spoke with you. Though I do agree.

I know,I was just hearing andrewc's side of the story.anyway fuck it,I'm done with this.......
 
Old 2005-07-20, 16:49
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I never said she did: But whatever happened to fucking with people for the sheer sake of fucking with them? I mean, I don't recall anyone getting banned when like 10 people ripped that one guy a new asshole that made all the "rate my life" posts.


Yeah, but the Bia thing got to a fevered pitch and I think it was Chris Rezendes/FBS/ one of the mods who stated that if that sort of thing happened again then action would be taken on their part.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 17:00
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Old 2005-07-20, 17:16
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i JUST noticed rapture's suspension.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2005-07-20, 17:31
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ah...but does anyone care?
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Old 2005-07-20, 17:39
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i don't think so. he pissed me off. yes i am a fucking n00b and am saying that... meh i'm not gunna explain myself
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-07-20, 17:40
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He sure had a lot on his mind. I like him though.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 17:41
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rapture?... im not going to say it.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2005-07-20, 17:47
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I'd suggest this switch over to the RTT before FBS throws a shit-fit over the cock gobbling going on.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

Awesome.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 21:06
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I'd suggest this switch over to the RTT before FBS throws a shit-fit over the cock gobbling going on.


doesn't gobbling involve chewing? ouch..
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Old 2005-07-20, 21:44
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He sure had a lot on his mind. I like him though.


Agreed.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 21:54
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Old 2005-07-20, 21:59
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this is gay

You should report something to a moderator.
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Old 2005-07-20, 22:17
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You should report something to a moderator.


nice touch
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Old 2005-07-20, 22:26
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Old 2005-07-20, 23:42
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this is gay

This post could be found offensive to any gays we have on the board. Sorry but I'm going to have to report you. This is a blatant and personal attack at any fags here, I mean, uh, homosexuals.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 23:52
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Old 2005-07-20, 23:58
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This post could be found offensive to any gays we have on the board. Sorry but I'm going to have to report you. This is a blatant and personal attack at any fags here, I mean, uh, homosexuals.


Hey now...don't be queer.
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Old 2005-07-21, 02:08
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You should report something to a moderator.


Alright, we get it; reporting offensive posts is fucking childish and stupid. No need to keep reminding everyone with the thing. Now everyone grow some balls, and start being men. Real fucking men don't degrade women and be assholes. The only thing you are doing by making a dickish comment like Rapture is further proving the fact that you are nothing but a botched abortion.

You have a problem with somebody, shut the fuck up or take it to the Private Messages. You have something to say, don't waste our precious time making everyone sit through your self centered bullshit. Done. Shut up. Love of god, close the thread before I see one more dumbass comment about reporting bad posts.
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Old 2005-07-21, 02:34
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Well theres a perfect case of the regular "has no life and wants to attempt some authority". Good job Dissection, give yourself a pat on the back!!
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Old 2005-07-21, 02:37
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