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Read This !!!
Read This
this is the funniest shte that ive ever come across
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altho belonging in the funny internet crap thread, that was quite amusing 
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2005-07-19, 18:05
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Well, you could have posted that "shte" in the funny internet crap thread instead of making a new thread.
Funny stuff either way.
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2005-07-19, 18:06
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Damn you to hell HELL!
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2005-07-19, 18:07
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haha, served again
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2005-07-19, 18:10
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"The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model"
^^^greatness^^^
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2005-07-19, 18:11
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the look on that kid's face.. "hey dollface, bring me another bag of cream chips, would ya? and show me some lovin'" *ass-slap*
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2005-07-19, 19:02
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I hope I'm not the only one who does'nt think this is funny ... because I don't think it is.
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2005-07-19, 19:10
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I hope I'm not the only one who does'nt think this is funny ... because I don't think it is.
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2005-07-19, 19:11
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I think its fake,could be wrong.It was worth a giggle.
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2005-07-19, 19:17
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I hope I'm not the only one who does'nt think this is funny ... because I don't think it is.
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Thats so unfunny, its not even funny anymore 
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Man that's a wierd article. I wonder if it's a joke...
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2005-07-19, 19:20
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Fuck you all, monkeys with cymbals are funny.
The fact that the monkey in my link costs 55$ makes it even funnier.
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2005-07-19, 19:21
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The box reminded me of something, but I might be the only one who thinks this is funny. God-Jesus
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2005-07-19, 19:22
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I hope I'm not the only one who does'nt think this is funny ... because I don't think it is.
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Omg, what's really funny is I remember my best friend having one of those when were kids. 
Nope, that site is fake as heck. A 15 year old's parent actually requesting that publically? California Children's Services would have a field day with that one.
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2005-07-19, 19:24
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Fuck you all, monkeys with cymbals are funny.
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No no no, the funny part is the fact that it is just a box for sale.
"• EMPTY REPLICA BOX ONLY"
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Fuck you all, monkeys with cymbals are funny.
The fact that the monkey in my link costs 55$ makes it even funnier.
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Actually the monkey isn't included.. its only the box.
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2005-07-19, 20:59
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meh.. rockem sockem robots kicked the monkey with cymbals's ass. now i'd like a box for that.
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2005-07-19, 22:20
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That diaz thing was not funny at all. If I was her, I'd get some body guards to kick that dad's ass.
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2005-07-19, 22:44
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bullshit thats fake.
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2005-07-19, 23:45
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The diaz thing was a little funny at first but when it said
"The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."
It went too far, blatantly its a fake/made up..
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I hope I'm not the only one who does'nt think this is funny ... because I don't think it is.
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try this for the top of the line toy
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2005-07-20, 05:59
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You're all fools! idiots!
Chaser is a comedy team down here, they usually do political piss-takes, and other related things on TV and radio. Funny cunts, trust me, but what's funnier is seeing some of you get all wrapped up about the legitimacy of the article. Of course it's fake, read the sidebar on the right, look at the headlines....
"Diuretic makes Warne's excuses look thin"
"Weather Channel latest to launch new sketch comedy show"
"Alston needs $10,000 plasma screen to fully understand abuse of office"
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^ yes that and that article kept me reading fake or not it brought an enjoyment to my day...penis.
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If the toybox for that monkey is selling for that, I wonder how much I could get for the Thumblina box from my old doll. The doll has seen her better day since a certain someone we know and love wouldn't go anywhere without her when he was about 3. She still has the winder on her back, but I sewed her arms and legs on all the time. She still has all her clothes, too, but I doubt she's worth much --except maybe to Bob.
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that never gets old...
"and the arc of the Covenant.... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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Even though its fake, its still funny.
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